Before the lovely coverage begins, first off I would love to know why in the blue hell WWE held a Christmas edition of Smackdown when it wasn’t even DECEMBER YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER coverage being posted by Marc? Yep! I’m filling in for those who aren’t doing their coverages at the moment and adding a well needed splash of royalty to them. Kicking off the Divalicious action for the night, was a nine Diva ‘Mistletoe on a Pole’ match. The horrible Christmas music plays and out comes the Divas in their bad Santa outfits. The Divas are Alicia Fox, AJ, Kaitlyn, Rosa, Natalya, Aksana, Tamina, and The Bella Twins.

Rubbish Santa, Mick Foley, says the match is special and the winner gets to cash in on a very spesh price from now until Jesus’ birthday. The bell rings and everyone is flying around. AJ gets thumped by Natalya, some other stuff happens and people get stomped on. Nikki Bella sets her eyes on the mistletoe, but twin sister Brie hits a droptoe hold, sending Nikki face first into the turbuckle. Using her sister as a stool, Brie climbs up and grabs the mistletoe while ALL THE OTHER DIVAS DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO TRY AND STOP HER.

Nikki is growling at the former champion of all the Divas, but rubbish Santa gets on the mic. He says the Divas were mistaken and the mistletoe doesn’t mean they’ll get a shot at the Divas title, it means they get a snog from a Superstar. This cheers up the Bellas who JUST LOST OUT ON A TITLE MATCH but getting a kiss is more of a priority to the lovely Bellas, apparantly.

There were some more Divas backstage. Shovel hater Aksana ate some mistletoe, Maxine spoke to rubbish Santa, Kaitlyn told Hornswoggle he should ask to be taller for Christmas and Vickie had an “EXCUSE ME” shout-off with Hornsy. In conclusion, very disappointing episode of Smackdown, Diva-wise.