Welcome ladies and gents to the brand new The Miss Karen Show; your weekly dose of iMPACT! Wrestling coverage.
Kicking off TMKS today is a backstage segment featuring the majority of the Knockouts roster. Winter, Angelina Love, Tara, Brooke Tessmacher and Velvet Sky are all in robes in the parking lot, freezing their YAYA’s off. “QUIT YOUR WHINING” is heard as Miss Karen (with her posse of Traci, Madison and Gail) bursts onto the scene.
Miss Karen lets them all know she’s in charge and this is what they get for being disrespectful prostitutes. They have to wash the wrestlers cars before moving on to the back parking lot to wash the rest. Karen is a busy lady, so she tells them phonecalls have to be made and leaves Miss Madison in charge of the Bad Teacher bad Knockout car wash. Miss Madison disrobes and demands the others take theirs off.
We go back to the scrubbers and Tara expresses how disappointed she is with Gail. Gail basically calls Tara an old trout so she should be grateful for having such a hot bod. She tells her to get to washing. Miss Karen comes back such a happy chappy. She says for the first time she’s proud of them. ODB comes next. Karen says she has a street fight with Mickie James and if she hurts her and wins, she becomes the number one contender. Her happy mood is crushed when she realises her workers are no longer scrubbing. “GET BACK TO WORK!!”
We then get another short clip of the ladies scrubbing the car. Miss Madison is all over them, screaming and whining.
The final part of the carwash ends with a brawl of sorts. The Knockouts get restless and tired and begin to bash one another with suds, sponges and dirty car water. Gail comes in to hose them down with cold water, making them all scream and swear. The Superstars then enter moaning about their cars and they’re soon followed by Traci who is in the worst position ever. You know if it messes up, it’s all her fault, right? Miss Karen is NOT going to be happy about this.
Christy Hemme introduces both competitors to the Knockout street fight match. As she does, ODB runs for Mickie who’s entering, but Mickie takes her down. They brawl like legit, everywhere! The win comes about when ODB goes for a chair shot, but Hardcore Country ducks, ODB turns around to get a boot to the chair which bangs her in the head, knocking her down for the three count. Mickie James retained her number one contendership!
