
It’s WrestleManiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
The day that every wrestling fan waits and dreams for. Stick close to OSD as Marcella gives you a play by play!
We have the FIVE on FIVE DIVA tag match featuring Team Beth Phoenix : Beth Phoenix ( of course!), Mickie James, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, & Kelly Kelly against Team Vickie Guerrero: Vickie “Excuse Me” Guerrero ( duh!), Simply Flawless duo of Laycool ( Women’s Champ Michelle McCool & Layla El), Alicia Fox, and the Diva’s Champ Maryse.
Fantasia sings America the Beautiful. It sucked.
CodyRhodes’ light brown trunks disgusted me. And his old theme song brought up the bad memories of Hardcore Holly being ugly everywhere. :/ Bless, I still <3 him though.
Vickie Guerrero and her team are ready. Vickie yells excuse me as it is her first wrestlemania match and she will make her moment! Jillian sings simply the best. Nice jacket Vickie! Vickie’s team walks off. Jillian gets interrupted by Santino and a Slim Jim promo. She turns into Mae Young who makes out with Santino. Then it was Mean Gene in a dress. Then it turned into Melina. So Santino and Melina walk off.
( By the way, I want Vickie’s attire!)
Savannah does the announcing for the Money in the Bank.
Bless, Jack Swagger! It took him five minutes to unhook the briefcase. :)
We see the promo of the HALL of FAME last night. It seemed like a really nice night.
Wendi Richter is shown as they parade the Hall of Famers. The Bella Twins help Mad Dog and Betty Wagner (Gorgeous George’s former wife).
Serena along with Luke Gallows accompanies CM Punk. Serena is actually wearing some nice attire. I love the straight edge leather jacket!
Serena likes to yell throughout this match. CM PUNK needs to shave his chest o.O Serena protects Punk from the 619. Bless, Rey-rey still won.
Natalya with the Hart Dynasty and the Hart Family sided with Vince McMahon. Vinny Mac bought the whole Hart Family. Bruce Hart is the referee. Bret Hart said that Bret screwed Vince as it’s a double cross. NATALYA SLAPS VINCE MCMAHON. It’s a big sexy fight. The sexy and non sexy members of the Hart Family throw him back as bless they are lumberjacks. The Hart Family celebrates as Bret Hart won his “match” against The Boss Vinny Mac.
MOST IMPORTANT: OH MY GOD! I love Jericho’s trunks and mostly his sexy boots!
My friend Emily and I are happy Jericho retained the World Championship!
TEN DIVA TAG MATCH
Michelle McCool’s song plays as Team Vickie Guerrero comes out. They all look evil and fashionable. Eve Torre’s music plays as Team Beth comes out. They even look good. Face team run in and the heels leave except Vickie. Vickie and Gail start out. Vickie boobula bounced Gail. Gail tags into Beth. She gets thrown into the corner. Eve gets the tag and many shoulders. Then it was Mickie. Then it’s Kelly Kelly. K2 gets to K2 Vickie. Michelle gets in and Faith Breaks K2. Then Mickie DDTs her. It’s Layla’s neckbreaker to Mickie. Then it’s Eat Defeat from Gail to Layla. Maryse hits the French kiss DDT to Gail. Eve botches her rolling seton on Maryse. Eve gets scissors kick by Alicia. Then Alicia gets GLAMSLAMMED for her troubles. Beth then waves hello to Vickie. Guerrero is scared. However, Michelle kicks Beth in the face. Then Michelle tries to get Vickie who is hiding in a corner. She mimics a frog. And Vickie with the help of Laycool ascends to the TOP rope. She does the “frogsplash”, which Lawler calls the HOG SPLASH. Bless, she can’t keep K2’s shoulders on the mat, so she smoothers her with her “weight”. Vickie Guerrero wins the match for her team. They all gloat and praise Vickie Guerrero. The faces retreat on the outside as they are sad losers for this match.
“HBK” Shawn Michaels has lost his match against the Undertaker. Therefore, his career is over… for now! Big thank yous to HBK for his 25+ year career! We appreciate all your hard work and dedication. Even though, we are a women of wrestling site, HBK’s career has intertwined with many former divas ( such as Sherri Martel & Chyna). So thank you Shawn on behalf of all the staff and former staff. We may not all have been fans at one point or another, but we bless you! ;) And we wish you luck! I love his line ” I will drive my kids nuts after three weeks!” Haha, that may be true.
So that’s it for ‘Mania! I’m your hostess with the mostess ;) signing out for now! Buh-bye!