Bless, The Royals have wedged war on TNA & WWE! Marc & Mercedes Valentine have decided to call it how they see it! Watch out, this coverage will be red hot and controversial as the Royals are as bad as them come!

Raw will have the guest host Criss Angel The Mind Freak. TNA will have everyone and their mother.

So keep it close to OSD for coverage and Trisha on twitter (@OSDivalicious_ ) !

Highlight the text below for a possible spoiler for tonight’s live iMPACT!:
[The Knockouts tag team titles are expected to change hands because of the depature of Awesome Kong. They're expected to go to The Beautiful People.]

RAW AND IMPACT BEGIN…

Just to let you know, RAW IS MARCELLA as usual, and iMPACT! IS MARC!

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Welcome to RAW is MARCELLA!

We have the drug schtick duo of Cheech & Chong as Raw Guest Hosts. Maybe, it’s me being an educator, but uh, really these two? So much for RATED PG! These guys were big in the 1960s and 1970s according to my parents.

The Bella Twins are backstage with Cheech and Chong. They want to go to their show.

We see another backstage the Cheech or Chong guy runs his fingers through the hair of Eve but it was really William Regal. And all of sudden, Chris Masters has Kelly Kelly’s voice.

Katie Lea is backstage with the weirdos.  She’s mad she’s in a mustache.

The Diva PJ Pillow Party match is soon!

Rosa Mendes accompanies Zack Ryder in his match against MVP. Bless Zack lost.

Now we see Gail Kim and Eve Torres walking with pillows in their PJs! Eve playfully hits Gail. Then Kelly Kelly comes in. She’s eating a lollipop.

The Pajamas Party Pillow Match

Cheech and Cong make their way out. They announce something. O_O Eve Torres, Gail Kim, & KellyKelly come out to K2’s music. Now, the heels come out to Maryse’s music. It’s Alicia Fox, Maryse, & Jillian.  Gail & Kelly throw stuff at Maryse.  Everyone beats Maryse up for doing hair thing.  Jilly hits clotheslines on all the people. Jilly gets K2 botchily!.  Happy Ending to Maryse. Alicia  clothesline Eve & gail. This is the weirdest match. Eat Defeat to Alicia. Eve dropkicks Gail out of the ring. She then hits the rolling seton for the victory.

Winner: Eve Torres!

Welcome to Raw is Marcella!

We have our guest hosts the celebrity couple Ty Murray (a bull rider) and his wifey, Jewel (a singer)!

This the final of Diva’s Championship Tournament!

Maryse vs. Gail Kim

Maryse makes her way out. Gail comes out in an angry mood. Gail goes for a go behind and Gail makes an advantage. Gail smacks  Mary and goes for a clothesline.  Kicks and Uppercuts to Gail.  She sends herself into the midsection of Maryse. Gail gets her head knocked out by the turnbuckle. She goes for her Eat Defeat and misses. She gets kicked in the face by Maryse. Oops, Gail fell off of the top rope. Both divas are down. They are being weird. Small package to Maryse.  Elbow to Maryse. She goes for a victory roll. Slingshot to Gail Kim and then there’s a French Kiss DDT.  Maryse pins Gail in her slutty pin.  Mary went nuts with her angry face.

Winner & New Champ: Maryse

It’s DIVA Bull Riding!!

The Bella Twins are with Ty. Kelly Kelly & Eve Torres are with Jewel.  Jewel got hurt  riding a bull. Jillian & Alicia Fox come into the picture. Jilly sings. Jewel sings. Then Jewel slaps Jilly as Alicia cradles Jilly’s cheek. The face divas rally around Jewel.

The Diva’s Bull Riding Competition is next!

In the graphic, Kelly Kelly, Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, and Eve Torres are seen with Ty & Jewel.

The Celebrity Couple are out and talking about how much fun they had. Eve Torres is the first one out.  She lasted the whole EIGHT seconds. Now it’s Kelly Kelly! She wants everyone to get behind her.  She also lasted the right seconds.  Now The Bella Twins are out. They are riding double.  They also last eight seconds. Bless, they are interrupted by  Show Miz ! Miz wants to do a yodeling.  Bless, Jewel can.  Now Big Show will do  the bull riding. The ladies won’t hold his belts. Big Show falls off. Bless. Everyone tries to bitch out the guest hosts. Show Miz have a Undisputed Tag Match next.

Wendi Richter will be inducted in the HALL OF FAME! She was the lady to break Fabulous Moolah’s three decade reign. She has held five titles. She helped the Rock & Wrestling Connection! Congratulations Wendi! Rowdy Roddy Piper will induct her into the fame!

Welcome to MARCELLA IS PPV!

Here’s the livecoverage  of Elimination Chamber!

Gail is seen walking  backstage and Maryse interrupts. She tells  her stuff in French. Maryse tries to tell her it’s all good. However, Gail speaks French and tells  her off. She  said will beat Maryse tonight!!

Diva’s Title Match | the Finals

Maryse vs. Gail Kim

Maryse comes out first with a  puss on her face. Gail makes her entrance as a serious happy face. They both do their typical entrances.  Vickie Guerrero interrupts the match.  She is mad at the comments made towards the Smackdown divas as she is the ‘most beautiful diva ever’!  The match is postponed! Now it’s a tag team match!

Maryse & Gail Kim vs.  Michelle McCool & Layla El

Raw vs. Smackdown Tag Team Match

Team Laycool makes their entrance in their niffy jackets. The raw Divas are so mad!  Gail and Layla lock up as Gail goes nuts on Lay. Kick to Layla! There was a great bridging pin. They dance around the turnbuckle. Gail sends herself to Layla. Layla gets her hair pulled by Maryse.  Gail is stuck outside. Michelle gets the tag and she bangs Gail’s head. Camel clutch to Gail. Layla is so happy as Michy has the match well in hand. Uppercut and knees to Gail.  Kick and clothesline to Michelle. They are both down! Maryse wants the match, but she refuses to make the tag. She piefaces Gail. Michelle big boot and Faithbreaker to Gail.

Winner: Layla & Michelle | Team Laycool

Michelle and Layla get into the face of Maryse, but she says she doesn’t want anything from them. She French kiss ddt Gail and then rolls all over her. Erm, that’s nice ‘ryse? The Bitchy French Canadian is indeed back!

Serena comes out with Straight Edge Society members CM Punk & Luke Gallows. She gives Punkie the microphone so he can TALK and TALK! I wish Serena would throw a brick at R-TRUTH! Serena looks like she is pleasuring herself as CM Punk pins R-Truth. Serena gives Punkie the microphone so he talks trash. When Punk is eliminated the Straight Edge Society take their savior out.

Raw is Marcella is back another week!

Today’s guest host is Marc’s favorite ;), Jerry Springer! What tasteless joy this will be!

A fifteen year old BUTCHERED the National Anthem. WHERE WAS JILLIAN TO MAKE THE SAVE?!

Jerry Springer wants to reveal the superstars most intimated secrets.

Alicia Fox is with another superstar. This time it’s Jack Swagger. She is hugged by Brett. Then  Gail Kim runs in and says Byebye Brett Hart. Gail runs back as  Brett Hart hurts his leg. A car ran it over. Hehe. Cena YELLS evils at this tall Blonde Lady who ran over Brett as Gail Kim wails. It’s all RYBACK’s fault as I saw that IDIOTHOLE!

NEXT…

Springer says that the first contestant on his special show is Kelly Kelly! She comes out with her bra on. Her confession is she is pregnant. She is not sure who the father of the baby is.  Kelly laughs as she doesn’t know what she is doing. Santino runs down and says he is POPPA! She says that’s not true. Michael Cole thinks he is. Then Jerry Lawler thinks he is the daddy.  Now the Bella Twins come down.  They have their own little secret. They saw someone else. Now out of nowhere Nikki says Brie is a man. They fight but the guards break it up. Now Chris Masters comes down. Masters has his dancing pecs. Eve Torres comes down and acts angry. Now Eve and Kelly fight.  This is really dumb. Eve says she is cheating on Chris. The Great Khali comes down with his little brother Ranjin. Dear LORD, I want to die. Khali kisses Eve and the guards hold Masters. Jerry Springer can make anything happen. Hornswoggle is the father of the non-existent baby.  Now Springer leaves and the team says that they made it all up.  They want to tell Springer’s secret. Mae Young comes out and attacks Springer with kisses. I called this a while ago. -_- Oddly enough, Marc enjoyed this fiasco.  LMFAO <3

On the final thought, Jerry Springer and Mae Young probably go off for a date.

Oh yeah, by the way, Singer Jewel & Bull rider Ty Murray host Raw next week!

Our FINAL THOUGHT, Marc wants to see Jerry Springer vs. Mae Young in a Gravy Bowl Match this Sunday at Elimination Chamber! ;)

Raw is Marcella is live and ready to start!!

And today’s guest host is Race Car Driver and BFF of John Cena, CARL EDWARDS!

Kelly Kelly introduces Carl Edwards.  The Bella Twins escort Carl out and to the back after he makes the match Sheamus vs. Christian.. It’s WWE Champ vs. ECW Champ!!

Serena leads The Straight Edge Society in the backstage area.

The King explains that WWE.com has the Divas Valentine Photoshoots up!

Serena comes out with CM Punk and Luke Gallows. She is holding a black bag as she smiles and glares at the crowd.  Serena  was pointing at Jared The Subway Man.  CM Punk tells Serena and Luke Gallows to give him Jared. CM Punk continues to molest the head of Serena. Can he please stop rubbing her head? It’s creepy. Serena gets involved in the match by harming Miz. Serena helps CM Punk and Luke Gallows to the back when they get eliminated from the Triplet Threat Undisputed Tag Team Titles Match.

HBK runs around backstage trying to find Teddy Long. He annoys Alicia Fox and Carlito.  Fox goes to aide Long as HBK Sweet Chin Musics him into Carlito.

We see a replay from two weeks ago with Gail Kim beating Alicia Fox to advance in the tournament.

Maryse is on commentary.

Jillian Hall vs. Gail Kim

We start out with Jillian getting aggressive. Gail gets thrown out of the ring. Jillian tries to scoopslams but she Eats Defeat. Gail gloats.

Winner: Gail Kim

Maryse gets on the microphone and congratulates Gail. Then she speaks French to Gail. She shakes hands with Gail.

Ted Dibiase Sr will be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

Jerry Springer is guest host next week.

I love Cody Rhodes’ new panties and his SPECTULAR victory over Randy Orton.

Welcome to Royal is Marcella!

The special Guest Host is William Shatner.

Stacy Kiebler will be on Psyche! Check it out!!!

RIP Jack Brisco!!!

We see a clip last weeks victory of Gail Kim over Alicia Fox!

Gail and Kelly are seen backstage.  Kelly is so proud of Gail Kim. Maryse is looking forward to face Gail. She says that Michelle McCool and  Mickie James are being little girls. She wants to be real women. Then she speaks FRENCH to them. Kelly wants to know what her problem is.

Serena accompanies The Straight Edge Society as they bother Miz & Big Show && William Shatner. Triple Threat match for the Undisputed Tag Titles  for next week! Serena is so scared of Shatner like everyone else.

The Bella Twins help William Shatner to the ring.

The Royal Rumble has come!

Rumor has it that there’s a scheduled 10-Diva Tag Team Match before the pay-per-view.

Edit: According to our friends at Katielea.org said : Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres and the Bella Twins defeated Jillian Hall, Katie Lea, Natalya, Maryse and Alicia Fox when Kelly Kelly scored the pin.

Tiffany was seen backstage with Teddy Long & Cryme Tyme, along with the seventy other monsters.

The Legacy “Brothers” are being naughty to Randy Orton. I seriously will be sad when Legacy disbands.

Okay, I seriously loved this match between Sheamus & Orton.  Nice new panties Cody Rhodes.  I love how Teddy protects Cody. =) HAHAHAHAHA! They aren’t done yet!

We see a package to why we have Mickie James vs. Michelle McCool.

Women’s Championship:

Michelle McCool vs. Mickie James

Michelle McCool comes out with a confident swagger.  Michelle gets on the microphone talking about being here. She said Mickie James won’t be there. Michy  said Layla baked cake for her.  ( Her mic skills have improved!) Layla dressed up as Piggie James. However, they are interrupted by the real Mickie James. She attacks Layla twice!  Michelle kicks Layla by accident. Oh no! Mickie DDT to Michelle. The match is OVER! Mickie is the champion once again! Layla tries to help Michelle only to get the Mick Kick.

Winner: Mickie James the New Women’s Champion.

The Bella Twins, Eve, Kelly Kelly, Maria, & Maria come out with a cake. The face divas throw the cake into the faces of LayCool. LayCool cries and wallows as the face divas  celebrate with the new champion!

Beth Phoenix enters at 6th. She eliminates The Great Khali by kissing him to death. Beth tries to harm CM Punk but he harms her.  By the way, Serena followed CM Punk out. He eliminates Beth Phoenix.  Serena has to hold CM Punk back when he was eliminated by Triple H.

I probably  screeched so loudly when Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase were eliminated.

You know, I’m very happy that Edge won the 2010 Royal Rumble. He deserved it after having a bad injury. I never like seeing people injured. Good for Edgie! It would have been sexy and hot if Cody Rhodes or Ted Dibiase won! Hehe! Or even Cena, but John Cena has done it before. But, seriously Edge, that homeless man beard NEEDS TO GET TO STEPPIN’!

Pretty solid PPV, except for a nonexistent divas match!

Welcome to Raw is Marcella!

The Guest hosts are DULE HILL &  JAMES RODAY from Psyche.

Legacy lost to DX. So Marcella is sad ;(

Legacy may end soon! Marcella doesn’t want that to happen.

Semi Final Match

Maryse vs. Eve Torres

She enters the ring in her normal ring gear. She takes the mic. Mary laughs. ” All the divas with their little dreams … are wasting their time..” Dule plays with the pyro making an  explosion. Maryse says that he is SO disrespectful. She’s channeling me today. Maryse speaks french every once and while.  Forearms and kicks to Mary. Maryse slaps her. One leg dropkick to Maryse. Kick to the head of Maryse and then a hair pull. Near fall on Maryse.Clothesline to Maryse and then a scoopslam. Eve goes for a moonsault, but Maryse rolls away. French Kiss DDT avoided by Eve. Maryse holds on to the ropes and then hits the French Kiss DDT. Maryse is so angry. She does her lovely hair toss.

Winner: Maryse

Alicia Fox vs. Gail will be later tonight. Holler!!

Dule and Carlito play with graphics. Now Carlito has to face Kelly Kelly.

Kelly Kelly vs. Carlito

Carlito is in his regular clothes. Kelly Kelly is very timid as she walks down the ramp. Santino Marella interrupts. Kelly Kelly looks very nice in her attire. Santino says he will be in the match. Now, Jack Swagger interrupts this WONDERFUL match and then tries to be “The Brian Kendrick”

Winner: No Contest because of  monkey men being ugly =/

Alicia Fox is in the back with Dule & John Cena. She asks for them to predict the future. Dule says she will win. Fox tells him he better be right. She will probably throw Mark Henry’s weave at Dule.

Semi-Final Match

Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox.

Gail is wearing her orange sexy outfit. Alicia Fox comes out.  Dule is at ringside. They lock up and side headlock on Gail.  Gail is going  crazy with her flying stuff. Alicia bangs Gail’s head on the corner. Twirl-a-whirl backbreaker on gail.  Alicia misses and scoop slam to Alicia.Small package to Gail.  Eat Defeat to Alicia quickly. Alicia gets very angry and Dule wants to hide. Alicia slaps him to hell.  She stomps off like a two year old and cries a river.  Dule cries as King has to help up the little itty bitty baby.

Winner: Gail Kim

Today’s guest host is Don Johnson & John Heder.

So Carlito pretended to be Napoleon Dynamite…

The Bella Twins arrive with Jon Heder. He tells a person to stay in the limo.  Then, The Bella Twins help Don & Jon to the ring. We find out Jon loves the Miz and Big Show. Bless him.

John Cena & Kofi Kingston vs. Legacy is next! So I’m happy again! Kofi beats Cody. Oh great… -_- Cody is mad at Ted. The implosion of Legacy starts again. NOW I’M MAD AGAIN!

We see how Eve beat Katie Lea and Maryse on commentary.

Now it’s  a tag team match!

Maryse & Alicia vs. Gail Kim & Eve

They rush the entrances. They also speak about Melina’s injury again. Gail starts out with maryse. Gail goes for a pin. Maryse to the corner. Now she gets dropkicked. Gail is all ready for Maryse. Alicia distracts Gail. Maryse capitalizes. Maryse hits Gail. She thens hits a spinning back breaker. Now Alicia gets into the match.They double team gail. Twirl a world backbreaker to Gail. Alicia misses her finisher. Eve comes in. And she sends Alicia out. They botch the dropkicks.A weird armbar from the toprope on Alicia. Fox taps out as Maryse gets smacked down by Gail. There was something off about this match. o.O

Winner: Eve & Gail

Kelly Kelly gets her palm read by Don Johnson. That’s nice.

Randy Orton faces Christ Masters  with Eve Torres.

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