Welcome to RAW is Marcella! Today’s the 900th edition of Raw. YAYA ;) Co Women Champions Laycool has a big plan for Melina The Divas Champion!

As always, I will strive to give you the up to the minute Divalicious action with a  bit of a twist! ;) Forgive my lame wireless internet as well, I don’t have any where the television is stationed.  So I will be running from the land of the internet to Land of Raw.

We start off with BRET HART. Marc is staying up and he’s like GO AWAY Bret! Oh yey, The World Champion– Kane came out. I’m sorry I loveeeee Kane. Kane says he needs to take out Bret. The Hart Dynasty rush to the ring to help Bret but to no avail. The Undertaker appears and Kane goes for a walk.  Now for that STUPID GM! Oh yey. -_- Undertaker vs. Bret Hart. Um, no.

It’s a triple threat tag match! Alex Riley & Miz vs. Kofi Kingston & Michael McGillicutty vs. Kaval & Daniel Bryan.  Oh I’m so happy to see Daniel & Kaval together.  I hope LAYCOOL spanks Miz on the head. LMFAOOOOOO! Miz almost fell off the ring and died. :( It would have been  funny.

Diva Tag Team Match

Layla & Michelle vs. Eve Torres & Melina

Melina elbows Michy and then  Layla. Belly to Back suplex on Melina. Layla gets the tag and hair tosses Mel. Layla accidentally get thrown into the midsection of Michy. Layla gets rolled up. Michelle gets on the microphone and says Melina’s win is forgettable. So Layla says Melina is going to cry. They want to unify the Diva and Women titles to see who the real champion is. So it’s going to be either Layla or Michelle against Melina at the Night of Champions. Melina gets on the microphone and says she had a feeling that they were going to do that. She said she accepts under one condition.  She wants a lumberjack match. Laycool accepts. Gail Kim, The Bella Twins,  Kelly Kelly, Tamina, Jillian Hall, Maryse, Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox came out. They are all on the side of Melina.

-_- John Morrison & R-Truth vs. Dashing Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre to be #1 Contenders for WWE Tag Titles. I love Cody’s panties.  The referee throws out the match as they are all being weirdos. It was very ironic that my media player  played “Take Your Shirt Off” by Millionaires when Cody was out. o.O

Oh it’s time for Bret vs. Taker. I’m gonna take a nap.

Wade Barrett interrupts the Taker vs. Hart. He said that this match won’t happen as people need to talk about the future not legends.  Wade comes in and gets punches by Taker.  Big boot to Barrett. He then gets clotheslined out of the ring. Now the lights go out and Hart is gone and replaced by Kane. Now the lights go out as Taker chokes Kane.  Taker is the only one out there. Now, the rest of Nexus come out.  Taker is beating the poo out of  Nexus. The lights go out and it comes back. Taker is on the shoulders of Barrett. He hits his finisher. Kane is on the stage smirking. Gabriel hits the 450 Splash. Taker tries to sit up but can’t.

Jack Swagger squashes Evan Bourne. So Trisha will spank someone’s head. Did I mention Alberto Del Rio is  BSing like a girl? o.O  He wants to do a repeat of what he did to Rey Mysterio to Evan Bourne.  I think Trisha is under the ring ready to  murder Alberto. Mark Henry makes the save. YAYA I love the Kool Aid Man for a minute.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA! We see footage from their Asian Tour!!!! It’s their Shanghai show! <3  It was such a great trip and so great to see Alicia Fox and Eve Torres among the male stars  to be there. It is record setting!

CM Punk with the Straight Edge Society without released Serena.  Punk is ripping The Rock apart.  I guess the fans there don’t really care that Serena is gone. o.O Now he is ripping Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin.  Oopsy, Austin’s music plays as it’s a joke.  Big Show is being sexy and made fun of Hulk Hogan.  What a sexy  segment! Erm, they aren’t even going to write Serena out, they are just gonna not mention her. o.O

Sheamus is gloating that he “hurt” Triple H.  He’s talking that BLAH BLAH BLAH.  Edge interrupts him as he is getting a headache from Sheamus.  Edge was being dead sexy as he was being bad. I know Brecca (@DEEGATES) is loving that. ;)

Jericho may retire from WWE if Jericho don’t win the WWE Title.  :( I hope not. Oohies, Orton is wearing his YELLOW panties. YAYAY! That’s my favroite color! <3 Greatness pose! ;))

The Nexus come out for their elimination match as the five WWE RAW stars are already in the ring. We go to ad break.  Jericho tells Cena that he will start against Tarver. Jericho walks off and is eliminated.  Edge gets DQ’ed by shoving the referee.  Cena gets in now and smacks the shit out of Tarver.  Sheamus gets tagged in and is ugly over Tarver. Tarver tags in Heath. Heath gets on the floor since Sheamus is being dominant. Heath runs to tag Otunga. I hate Otunga. I refuse to mention any move he does. Slater gets the tag. Now Gabriel gets into the ring.  Sheamus is down and out for now.  Barrett gets in and kicks Sheamus. He punches and kicks Sheamus. He tags Heath back in.  Sheamus is smacking bitches around.  Oopsy, Sheamus gets eliminated. Cena is smacking Heath around. Oh bless.  Attitude Adjustment to Heath! BYE Slater.  Barrett goes nuts on Cena. Barrett distracts the referee amd Nexus attacks Cena. Near fall on Cena. Gabriel is tagged back in. Gabriel distracts the ref and Wade smacks Cena. John refuses to stay down. Otunga gets a tag back in. Otunga cheap shots Orton and gets into  the STF. Gabriel hits the 450 splash on Cena. BYE CENA.  Orton RKOs Gabriel and Tarver to eliminations. Wade Barrett hits the Wasteland on Orton for the win. Wade stands tall at the end of  RAW! I know Lisa Jane is happy with this conclusion of Raw! ;)

Major question of the night, where was NATALYA?

8/31/2010 11:30 AM  THIS JUST IN – Marc has found NATALYA! She was out with HART DYNASTY when they got slapped around. My bad! I didn’t see her one second cameo.  That doesn’t EXCITE this bitch.

Welcome to another edition of RAW IS MARCELLA! This Raw was taped last week due to the Asian Tour that they had.  Look at the  spoilers here!

I will do my best to give the best coverage possible but I have no wireless internet at all by the television. So I will make updates during some commercials.  So keep it close to see all things Raw and Divalicious!

Sheamus, fella, is actually putting forth a good promo. o.O Those kiddies he is yelling at are pros. They are such plants, since they didn’t say much to him or even CRY. HAI GM! The GM emails like real pussy. -_-

Oh I love that throne. I demanded my mom to buy it NOW.  ;) Let’s see how Momma Royal deals with that task. Haha

O HAI! It’s Edge. Brecca (@DeeGates) is probably ecstatic. HOLLERING! SHUT UP, R-Truth!

DASHING CODY RHODES IN WAREHOUSE 13 PREVIEW! Sorry, I died. He’s so dashing. I’m sorry yet again, I was busy fawning over him that my grandfather looked at me strangely. He then spoke to me in Italian like “WTF?!” I was like “HE’S SO DASHING!!!” I’m so mad that I’m working late shift in the office researching and shit as I may miss the early showing of it. :(

I love China!I took Chinese for four years in high school/early college. I’m so jealous that WWE was in China and Japan!

Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are saying that Sheamus looks royal. Erm, no! Marc and I haven’t allowed him into the Royals. SORRY BABY!

JERICHO <3 I love it when he comes out and he’s very angry.  I hope he smacks the poopoo out of Khali.

Jesus Christ, Jericho can sell like no other.  Yeyyy! Marc is so happy in his sleep as Jericho has won. Hey Brecca(@DEEGATES) Chris won this week!!

Oh hello John Cena! He’s talking about Miz’s attitude problem. AIN’T THAT the truth?! ;) Miz is heel. LMFAO.

MELINA PEREZ vs. JILLIAN HALL

Divas Championship Match

JILLIAN with her purple attire is in the ring. She sings I’m Not Afraid by Eminem.  Melina interrupts Jillian’s singing.  I love that bronze outfit from Melina.  They circle around and then lock up. Jillian gets Mel into the ropes.  Jillian hits Melina nd then splits Mel. Melina ducks a kick.  Melina misses her knees. Jilly throws her knees into the back of Mel and goes for a near fall. She does a submission hold with the knees.  Jillian stands on Melina. Jillian misses  Melina as Mel does the matrix. Hair toss to Jillian. Jillian hits Mel in the face. Jillian knee to the back of Melina. Then, Jillian goes for a leg drop, but  misses it. Melina gets up and hits the Last Call. Melina retains her Divas Championship. We see another few times the ending of the match.

Melina celebrates as LAYCOOL is on the screen. They say “HEY GIRL”!  They don’t feel bad about what they did.  They will be at the 900th RAW.  They do have an offer for MELINA and they will tell her then. According to them, it’s simply FLAWLESS!

Miz is screaming about EGOS.  Miz is very embarrassed. Bless! Miz says he’s at the advantage with  Sheamus ‘cos he can have Sheamus any time and any place.

Oh dear that Divas Match was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo short. -_- I know I watched the video spoilers but geez…

Nexus is out. They are without Darren Young who was kicked out of the group. The GM emails that the ban was lifted so they can compete for titles. The GM was impressed by them last week. Wade goes to Sheamus who stands up from his throne. He tells Sheamus that the truce is OVER. Sheamus looks scared as The Nexus leaves.

I miss Darren Young?! Someone help me!! I think I miss making fun of his hair. :(

During the Miz vs. Cena, the crowd was noisy and now they are rumbling. Those silly people! Yes, I’m ignoring MICHAEL COLE tonight. He don’t exist. ;) Cena is on a roll. YAYA! Will that person that doesn’t exist be quiet? ;)

Can we cue a Daniel Bryan interference yet?  Yessy, we can. Cena loses the match via DQ. Daniel Bryan hits the Crossface submission. It took five referees to get Bryan off the Miz. Now that’s flawless.

We see the Triple Tag Team Swimsuit Spectacular two weeks ago where the Bella Twins won. TAMINA was seen smacking Santino’s bottom. Now in today’s time, we see Santino and Kozlov out. Jimmy and Jey USo come out with TAMINA.  Jimmy is in the long pants and Jey is in the shorts. Tamina is rooting on her team and keeps making eyes at Santino. Kozolv gets the tag and so does Jey. He is killing Jey. Jey Uso gets planted by Kozolv. Tamina looks torn. Jimmy tries to attack Santino and Tamina stops him.  She helps Santino up. Jimmy is very disgusted. Tamina tells Usos to go as it’s over. She then turns around and blows a kiss to Santino. Santino is scared and confused. He says,” I think she likes me!“

I think it was a good idea to put Tamina in a plain black dress. It suited her as it made her look feminine.

Up next Randy Orton faces former Legacy member Ted Dibiase and John Morrison.

We see Sheamus on my throne.  Ted Dibiase in his purple panties come out with Maryse who is in a yellow and brown.  She hits her hair toss and botches it as her hair won’t behave. Teddy looks on like he is so proud. Maryse helps him in and then Ted helps Mary in. Erm, Michael Cole calls Maryse bumblebee-ish. LMFAO! He got that right. The dress looks like shirt. Well, MOMO comes out. Now Randy Orton  gets scary in the face of Sheamus. Orton did NOT do his greatness pose. KTHXBAI! Now I’m gonna be as coocoolicious as Orton was last week. ;)

Like I say every week, it will be weird once Ted’s wife, Kristen, gets pregnant. I think Maryse and Ted Dibiase as a couple is ingenious. It gives both of them more television time. It gets more heat for the both of them. They need to work on getting their little shindig bigger and badder.  Also, it keeps Maryse away from the Divas Title for a bit, while Melina feuds with other people.

Maryse distracts JoMo allowing Ted to strike him. Ted gets eliminated out of the ring and Maryse throws her hands about. EXCUSE ME REF! She yells at some fans.  How odd my windows Media player plays “PARTY AT A RICH DUDE’S HOUSE” by KE$HA!  Did they know Dibiase was on my television?!  Maryse is  flapping about which is irking me as it reminds me of Big Bird.  Orton wins the match with RKO on John Morrison who came off of the top rope. Oopsy, Teddy gets RKO for good measure.  Now, he does his pose.  He is smiling as MOMO and TEDDY cry. ;)

Sheamus is going to make his announcement after the ad break. YAYA!

Sheamus says he will have a match right now.  He picked Zack Ryder who thinks he will win. o.O So Ryder gets an opportunity much like Sheamus says he got. o.O I will o.O myself to death. BroKick for the win. LMFAO!!

He wants to take a month off. SILLIE WILLIE!

After Sheamus’ squash match, Wade Barrett makes his way out.  He gets into the ring and takes the microphone. He said that Sheamus was correct that he don’t have to defend his title. Wade says that he is taking his title match at Night of Champions. The GM has an email that states that he has upheld Barrett’s request.  However, that’s not all. Four other deserving superstars will also get that opportunity. It’s going to be a six pack challenge.  They will face Chris Jericho. *Cue Jericho’s entrance* They will face Randy Orton. *Cue Randy Orton’s entrance* They shall face Edge as well. *Cue Edge’s Rated R Entrance* And finally, they shall all face John Cena. *Cue Cena’s entrance* Sheamus throws Wade into the middle of the WWE superstars.  They all dismantle Barrett.  Sheamus throws Barrett out. Jericho hit the CodeBreaker to Sheamus. Edge hits the Spear to Jericho.  John Cena hits the  Attitude Adjustment to Edge.  Randy Orton hits the RKO on Cena.  Orton is standing tall and hits his greatness pose.

Welcome to Raw is Marcella! Forgive my internet and coverage as  as I run a muck in my house to make sure the coverage is as live as possible.  I have no internet on the third floor.

We have guests hosts!  It’s the stars of Going the Distance – Justin Long, Charlie Day & Jason Sudeikis!

The NEXUS start off Raw. They are pissy! Bless them!  HAI Bad Hair Club!!  Wade says that the roster of RAW will suffer. Okay. I feel like that all the time WITH JOCKERS!

It’s PURPLE Cena. ;) I love the color yellow. Oh sorry, I’m having a moment.  Wade is as tough as Snooki from Jersey Shore. LISA JANE will have something to say about that!

FLAWS! Yes, Otunga has many flaws.  LMFAO I love these flaws. LMFAO!

Piss off GM! The Nexus will face  Team WWE individually.  Nexus is crumbling from the seams.  AGAIN the GM! -___-

The Nexus can chose which member of Team they want to face. However, Wade will face Jericho.

Brecca (@DeeGates) is very upset that Jericho lost! :@ I will spank someone.

Oh joy! It’s the three guest hosts! Oh look the crowd is so excited! NOT!!! Fuck off! -_-

They announce the HART DYNASTY! Natalya is looking wonderful in their merchandise. They are all hugging the guest twats! The GM is EMAIL happy. The Undisputed  Tag titles have turned into the WWE tag team titles.  Bret Hart gives them to the Dynasty. They are all hugging Bret. Nexus interrupts and say Gabriel with his alternative thinking will face Bret.  Gabriel says Bret will feel  the 450 Splash.  Those WWE Tag Team Titles are golden.  They look pretty good, but I can’t say for certain till I see the exact detail.

Michael Cole is starting on his hatorade! Traver is gonna go to school thanks to Daniel Bryan.

Alex Riley and Miz decided to be morons. Oopsy! ;) That’s normal.  Marc is probably dreaming of beating up Mizzyboy.  So Miz has a fit?!I will LMFAO when Alex Riley goes home tomorrow. :’)  You don’t play with Marcella’s internet sensation. :@

Sorry, I was sleeping when Alex Riley was talking! ;)  Nah, I kid! Last year when I went to a Raw Houseshow in White Plains, NY, Alex Riley  faced Evan Bourne. Very good match! It’s nice to see how Riley has developed since then. But I’m sorry Riley, I’m Pro-KAVAL! He’s flawless like LAYCOOL!

The GM doesn’t like Bret Hart. The GM never wants to see Bret wrestle on Monday Night Raw. His substitute is  RANDY ORTON! Oh dear. I’m sorry Gabriel, you will be gone.  Orton is in a VERY pissy mood. Randy Orton is wearing his purple trunks! HEY MARICON, CENTON IS MATCHING AGAIN! Orton is in such a foul mood. Bless Gabriel! :/ Sheamus comes down and Orton gets counted out ‘cos he is beating up Sheamus everywhere. Orton rolls into the ring and RKO’s  Gabriel.  Now, Orton then goes CRAZY with hitting Sheamus with a chair.  Sheamus gets up after ninety chairshots. Bless, Sheamus gets RKO’ed. I like this Randy Orton!!! Deary me, I want to grow up to be like Orton. LMFAO! ;)

-_- So, Otunga & Skip will face John Morrison & R-Truth. Oh dear! :(  The only person I like in this contest is the referee. ;) Okay, if I had to pick , I pick MOMO. I haven’t forgotten what JOMO said about Cena.

Michael Cole mentions MALTA! HAI TRISHA! He finally figured out where it was! ;) I had to educate him.  LMFAO!!

Skippyboy thinks he is JBL with a clothesline from hell.

MELINA w/the Diva Title, GAIL KIM, and EVE TORRES are walking in the backstage area. They are looking pretty. I absolutely love that lilac color attire of Gail Kim. It’s gonna be six divas tag!

We see what happened last night at Summerslam with Melina winning the title and LAYCOOL ruining the celebration.

MELINA PEREZ, GAIL KIM, EVE TORRES vs. ALICIA FOX, JILLIAN HALL, MARYSE

MELINA, GAIL, EVE come out to  Mel’s music. Fox comes out with Jillian and Maryse.  Fox and Melina are yelling. Maryse and Gail are yelling. Droptoe hold to Mary. Gail bounces Mary’s hair.  Gail is going nuts on Mary. Gail puts Mary’s in the tree of woe.  Gail holds Maryse and Mel does the seated seton. Melina gets into the opponents corner and smacks Jilly and ALicia.  Fox tags in. Hiptoss to Melina. Alicia works over Mel’s neck. Jilly gets a tag and gets thrown about by Eve. Alicia gets in and Mel smacks her. Maryse gets thrown out by  Gail. Everyone is smacking each other. Eve hits Jilly in the head.  Eve is on the top rope and what is this?! Jillian grabs her off of the top rope and rolls her up for a  VICTORY! No, I’m not lying! JILLIAN HALL WON THE MATCH! She is singing and  saying she won the match. Fox is happy and edging her on. Maryse is holding her face. Fox and Maryse exchange words. And well, Jillian is like I WON THE MATCH!

Michael Cole is pushing LAYCOOL during this match! He says that they had a photoshoot.

Bless, I can’t believe Heath Slater won via count out to  EDGE! Brecca (@DEEGATES) will harm many people now. :/ I shall help her! ;)

THE BELLA TWINS come to save Great Khali from the guest hosts and the ugly Khali girlfriend picture.

We see the fan axxess yet again!

Soooo…. >.< It’s Darren Young vs. John Cena. No one from Nexus has been exiled… YET!

The Nexus come out to the stage to watch the main event.  Darren Young taps out to the STF. Oh no, BAI DARREN YOUNG! Nexus lets  Cena exit the ring.  Darren is surrounded by Nexus. Darren Young is being mauled by his former team mate.  Gabriel always clutches his stomach after the 450 splash. They  YAYA around. o.O Okayy…

Next week’s RAW is being taped now after this live broadcast of RAW!

Raw is MARCELLAAAA is back again this week!  Be sure to be patient as this live coverage correspondent has no internet access where the television is located. Thanks Time Warner for shotty phone/internet service!

I will do my best to make it as live as possible.

Last week, we saw the return of Melina.  I wonder what shenanigans she will get up to this week.

Bret Hart needs a makeover. He looks icky!

There’s a “I <3 GAIL KIM“!

I really like Chris Jericho‘s suit. PANDERING SYCOPHANTS! Ouch, Bret said CRAP. =O There’s an illiterate sign that said “U SUCK!” Why is Bret Hart all sweaty? He didn’t wrestle yet.

Oh dear, I actually like what Edge is wearing as well. As I’m sure my best friend, Brecca (follow her on twitter— @DeeGates), dressed him.  Edge says he’s back in but tries to smack Hart. Hart attempts to put the sharpshooter, but it’s a thumb to the eye by Jericho. NATALYA runs down crying and visibly upset. She tells her Uncle Bret to help.  The Nexus have attacked the Hart Dynasty in the back. Wade Barrett is like “oops now Hart Dynasty can’t be the replacements”! LISA is happy as Wade is pummeling people!

NATALYA is seen fussing over Tyson and David. Bret Hart is livid and wants to smack Nexus with chairs.

OH NO it’s the MIZ! Marc is probably having a nightmare right now. LMAO! ;) We see a commercial for Verizon… o.O EVAN BOURNE comes out to slap Miz. Trisha is probably drooling! Trisha, here’s a drool bucket. ;)

The crowd is chanting, “MIZ IS AWFUL!!!” Michael Cole stop fanboying around, it’s very irkful. You my friend are the real MARKY MARK!!

Evan Bourne’s black eye is terrible. :( It ruins his sexy face.

The slam of the week features the Six Diva Match from last week. We see the return of Melina!

Nontitle Singles Match

MELINA PEREZ vs. ALICIA FOX

We see Melina Perez come out as she walks down the red carpet. She hits The King’s favorite entrance. She is wearing a blue attire. Diva’s Champion Alicia Fox comes out wearing a light brown and pink attire! (I don’t really like it!!) They have a stare off. Melina goes for a lock up but Fox gets Melina into the corner. She hits a hairtoss on Mel. Fox hits Mel. Elbow to Fox and then a backbreaker. Melina is hitting so many forearms.  That sexy facebuster move was hit. She then hits the hairtoss.  Fox goes to the outside. She hits a clothesline on Melina.  Fox is holding her face. She grabs Mel’s hair twice. She wants to pull Melina’s hair off.  Backbreaker to Mel. It’s only a two count to Melina. Fox is really working on the hair. Fox is drilling the knee into the spine of Melina. Mel tries to get back  into the match. Fox is doing a gutwrench submission move. Melina is trying to fight out of it. MelMel hits the Last Call Sunset flip Bomb and PINS the WWE Diva’s Champion Alicia Fox. Melina does her primal scream and does her poses.

I swear the crowd was yelling something about pulling wigs off.  o.O

In the break, the GM says that Melina will face Alicia Fox for the WWE Diva’s title at Summerslam! Melina is crying while Alicia is angry.

Later tonight, it’s going to be a triple threat tag team Swimsuit Spectacular! It will be the BELLA TWINS vs. GAIL KIM & EVE TORRES vs. MARYSE & JILLIAN. By the way, the pictures were of them in their Summer Diva photoshoots.

Lucha Libre: Mexican Wrestling has a commercial on right now. LMFAO

Ted Dibiase ( in his PURPLE PANTIES) makes his way out with Maryse ( in a grayish snake skinlike dress).  She looks like she will have a boobula slip. She hits her hairflip and Dibiase smirks. Nexus smacks the crap out of Mark Henry. I really miss Daniel Bryan in Nexus.

It’s the human jar of MAYO!!!!! :) Now we see the sexy movie called Legendary! It’s in theaters September 10th ! YAYA!

Mess with  me and OSD, and I will send NEXUS after you! ;) I am the leader of Nexus. KTHXBAI! I would be part of Team WWE with my  twinny, Marc. But bless, I’m the leader of Nexus, so that’s a no go.  ;)

PROMO  YAYA for Sheamus! Don’t care. Sorryyyy!

Anyways, I was looking at some sites during my break at work and people were saying that CODY RHODES and TED DIBIASE are “generic hosses”.  Awwh, sorry! I don’t think so. Typically, hosses are rather large talent. They aren’t that TALL.

Oh look, Randy Orton  is stalking Sheamus. YAYAYAYA! :)

Fuck off GM’s email! Stop writing that blah blah blah!

Orton’s panties  have purple writing. :) He’s setting  up for the punt kick but stops. He looks at a scared Sheamus. Orton raises the title. Hahahaha!

So the Season Two NXT’ers are out to wrestle in a six person match. Sheamus is stewing at ringside.  There’s another  Gail Kim sign.. This one says “Gail Kim Next Diva’s Champion”.  KAVAL is  flawless!!! Sheamus goes nuts and mauls NXT’ers! LEAVE KAVAL ALONE BITCHFACE!!! I doubt think SHEAMUS wants to increase the WRATH of Marcella and LAYCOOL! REAL TALK SHEAMUS!!

I miss Zack Ryder’s half panties/half pants attire. :( MOMO’s hair looks shorter and this beard has got to GO!

Yes, I’m pretending R-Truth does not exist. :)

We see Nikki and Brie Bella walking backstage with water noodles and towels. They are ready for their match. They clap hands.

Triple Threat Tag Team Swimsuit Spectacular

BELLA TWINS vs. GAIL KIM & EVE TORRES vs. MARYSE & JILLIAN

Maryse and Jillian are there.  Kolzov and Santino Marella are the special referees. Eve and Gail come down the slide. Then it’s Bella Twins. Maryse is hurting Eve with her fat hat. Eve is choking and pulling at Maryse’s hair. Brie tags in and smacks Maryse around. Mary smacks Brie. Jillian is smacking Brie with a towel. Nikki tries to get in. Jilly is smacking Brie. Brie powers out. Jilly is screaming valley girls. Nikki gets into the match. She hits dropkicks and hurricana. Eve gets into the match. Neckbreaker to Nikki. Maryse attacks Eve but gets water tubed by Gail. She  Eats Defeat. Jilly goes to hit a Samoan Drop on Gail. She kicks Eve out of the ring. Jillian throws Gail into Eve. And bless, The Bella Twins win with cross body. She was smacked by both Bella Twins. Tamina comes out and intimidates Santino. She allows him to go and smack his bottom. Santino is so happy.

Is it necessary to have bad hair to be in Nexus? Wade is the only one with NORMAL hair.

Justin Long ( the star of Going The Distance) will be the Guest Host next week.

Edge and Jericho are back on Team WWE! They are down one person now.

Well, Marcella is back to having wireless internet issues! She had internet service  where the cable television was station, until  stupid Time Warner Cable decided to be a douche. They wouldn’t let the phone work for my elderly grandpa!! So that 3 in 1 package is shit.  I ( Marcella) will have to go back to catching wi-fi.  So please be patient with me, as I run a muck in my house to make sure the coverage is as live as possible.

While you are waiting for my wacky coverage, CHECK out these awesome sites! They are of my favorite WWE RAW Diva, Melina Perez.

http://melinahq.org/

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http://melina-revealed.net/

Remember,  WWE RAW  was already taped as the stars went to Australia. If you can’t remember, check here.

And by the way, my FCW & OVW coverage will be back sometime this week, as I’m off of LOA! Tada

Well, bossman, Trisha, comma bitch will be spamming manning the twitter ( @OSDivalicious_) !

Today’s Daily Diva is Layla and today’s Summer Diva is Kelly Kelly. Check out both photoshoots below!

HAI R-Truth! I still hate you. I hope Edge spears you! Kthxbai!

Lisa is probably marking out right now as Wade Barrett is spanking Edge everywhere. The crowd is so behind Edge. Barrett motions for the rest of Nexus to come. Edge runs away into the crowd.  DARREN YOUNG, your hair is atrocious.

JOHN CENA is looking ravishing! Edge quits! Now Jericho wants Cena to quit.  Bless them!

We see a clip of Summerslam 1991 at Madison Square Garden. It’s Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect. I mark out for MSG! Bret won the IC belt that night. We see legendary Stu Hart and Bret’s mommy! Summerslam has always been a place where legends were born and made just like WrestleMania.

John Morrison is with Great Khali backstage.  They are talking about dwarfs and samurais  The Nexus love Great Khali. -____-

Alicia Fox ( Diva’s Champion), Jillian Hall, & Tamina vs. Natalya, Eve Torres, & Gail Kim

We hear Eve’s music as the face team is in the ring. Eve & Gail are wearing turquoise/greeny attire  and Nattie is wearing her regular pink, white, and black attire. Fox’s music hits the PA as the heels prance out. Uh, Tamina has her regular attire. >.< Jillian is very blonde tonight. Jillian and Gail lock up. Jilly has a hand full of hair. She is throwing Gail around by Gail’s hair. Near fall on Gail. She throws the back of Gail into her knees.  Backbreaker to Gail. Near fall on Gail.  Jilly tags out to Alicia. Alicia goes for a move. Fox goes for a tag, but  Jillian won’t tag in. Flapjack to  Gail. Gail tags in Nattie. Nattie opens it up to Alicia. All these power moves are being performed by Natalya. Tamina gets involved. Gail gets Tamina out. Jillian tries to help. However, Gail gets a crossbody into Tamina. Now it’s a wrestling clinic .  Jillian throws Gail into the turnbuckle.  Nattie is hitting Fox with everything but the kitchen sink! Nattie goes for the win. Tamina gets involved.  As Nattie and Tamina fight, Fox recovers. Tamina gets thrown out of the ring. And now, Fox hits her Axe Kick for the win.

Fox gets the microphone and declares that she is the greatest champion. She has beaten everyone. They are angry and ready to thump her.  Alicia Fox is about to declare herself the  most dominant diva. Uh oh! Paparazzi hits. MELINA HAS RETURNED!  Fox gets out of the ring. Jillian kicks Alicia and throws her back into the ring for Melmel. Foxy runs at Melmel and  Melina does the matrix move. She hits a great facebuster/ tripping move. She then hits the Sunset Split finisher as she yells “I’M BACKKKK!” Melina poses and prances around. Cole & King says she looks good, and boy did she look nice.  Welcome back Melina!

Did I mention how much I love John Cena today? He is so sexy and hot like RRRRRosa Mendes would say. ;)  UH NO! He flew out of the ring weirdly! :( Jericho is screaming that  Cena is a stupid man. STAY DOWN STUPID MAN! Awwh, I find Jericho to be hilarious.  I don’t like knee pads. :S

Will the GM fuck off?

Randy Orton is very pissy! Remember Orton took out Triple H!!

Legendary looks awesome. And no it’s not because John Cena is in it. I like stories like that about struggle and success.

The Great Khali w/ Ranjin Singh vs. Ted Dibiase w/ Maryse

Khali & Singh come to the ring and dance around.  Ted ( in purple panties) and Maryse ( in a white & black dress) come out. Maryse does her hair flip as Ted  watches her. She holds the rope for Ted to enter. Well, honestly, this isn’t a match. Maryse is making faces like ouchies! I like Maryse’s dress.  Khali is so bad in the ring. Maryse is screaming at the referee, so Ted thumbs Khali in the eye.  Nexus ( Skip Sheffield and Wade Barrett) come out.  Maryse is making faces as Teddy loses to the vice grip of Khali. Nexus is parading around loving Khali.

The Other Guys ( Will Ferrell && Mark Wahlberg)  are tallking. Will  is being  mean to the Bella Twins who are wearing Maryse’s dress. They want Will, but Mark wants them. Will doesn’t want them.  Mark says that he likes Alicia Fox more. Brie Bella pushes Mark into the chair. ( Yeah Marc && I think it was Brie). So Maryse and The Bella Twins went shopping for those dresses together. LMFAO!! Maybe Rosa went with them as she always has sexy and hot dresses! ;)

Now Miz is out ta-ta-ta-talking that blah blah blah blahblahblah. Marc hates Miz soooo much. LMFAO! He mentioned  Orton’s voices in his head. (-nerdy glasses look-)

Orton better slap a bitch like parenthesis, comma, parenthesis! (Inside joke!) YAYAYAYAYAYAY! Orton does his greatness pose. I’m sorry, I really do mark out for that pose. :)  AYAYAAY! Nice win. Orton pounding the mat ready for Sheamus was a great ending for Raw!

Final Royal Thoughts:

It was lovely to see Melina back in the ring. I cannot wait to see her wrestle. Mel always comes back with new moves! It’s also very interesting to see how Jillian’s role will play out. Is she going to finally turn face and reunite with her BFFL? The reformation of the HollyWood Dream Team ( A Royally invented tag team name) would be epic. I really do think Natalya and Tamina deserve to have their match up in the proper way.

The Bella Twins were useless tonight. Maryse and Teddy’s storyline is progressing nicely.

Alicia may be a fox, but Melina is the barracuda. Hey remember when Jim Ross would say that MelMel was a barracuda?!

Be sure to leave comments or c-box messages.  What was your thoughts on Melina’s return? How was the divas match up? Did the Bella Twins cameo irk you? Do you like Maryse’s dress? ;)

The original live coverage of Marcella is back! It’s often imitated, but never duplicated.Last week, I fell ill very badly.  Lots of stress happened, but that’s in the past and well, THIS BITCH is back and she’s about to unleash hell!

My Royal Twinny, Marc, decided to take over last week for me. Thankies twinny! The bossman, TRISHA, helped out by doing coverage of the pay per view.  Thanks Trisher!

HAI CENA! Nice to hear superhero talks. I always wanted to see the Justice League again. I remember watching that as a kid. They never did impress me much. CHRIS JERICHO comes out. That’s right hypocrites, Marc’s favorite man, is out! LISTEN HERE SYCOPHANTS! That’s right Jericho, you should smack Wade Barrett. Oops, sorry Lisa! Power struggle ensues!

Oops, Cena is pulling a Kelly Kelly with the microphone smackings! Jericho is turning as purple as Ric Flair does. o.O

OH PISS OFF WEIRD GM! Your email sounds are so L-A-M-E!

So spoilers are right about elimination style Nexus vs.  Raw stars! Okay so references from DX. <.< So now we are led to think it’s either Triple H or Shawn Michaels. So it’s not them. It’s not Stone Cold Steve Austin or Rowdy Roddy Piper.

O HAI Sheamus, you jar of mayo! Nice to see you this week. :) Are you scared? -_-

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYAY! Sorry, I’m currently marking out for Randy Orton. My bad! I like it when the Viper strikes. Greatness pose <3

From slut?  Sorry Justin Roberts. Jey Uso is facing Orton. Jimmy and Tamina accompanies Jey. Yey, Tamina is looking lovely in that white and black attire. Love it! Jimmy, I hate your clothes. I rather him wear his ring attire. You look like a blue dork.  Tamina is playing cheerleader. FUCKING DO SOMETHING! I mean, continue what you are doing. Don’t pay me any mind. I just want to see her scoop slam someone. This is a nice SQUASH match.  Tamina looks so scared and upset. Tamina, next time, YOU face Orton in the match. You will do better. LMFAO! Jimmy is trying to be a bad bitch. Bless you Jimmy.  OH NO RONALD MCDONALD HAS BEEN RKO’ED! Oh no, I mean Sheamus. Now, Miz is being a weirdo pretending to cash in his Money In The Bank Briefcase. Idiot, Orton is still there.  YEY <3 I think Marc will fucking love Orton now. ;) Miz gets RKO’ed out of his panties. I think Orton is shouting bad words AGAIN!. ;)

Edge is talking to Ted Dibiase and MARYSE. Maryse is looking flawless.  They are bitching about Great Khali. Maryse is talking about how we can’t understand Khali. Bless, she’s trying to be hypocritical since she bitches in French. But, this Million Dollar Bitch is forgiven as she is a  big bitch. She’s wearing a “cakey” dress, so I love it. Marc says it’s doggy dresses AGAIN. No! No! No! It’s a “cakey” mess. You know, at least, Maryse is getting literate in English. It’s better than some PEOPLE! :/

I like Honky Tonk Man as he is a big bitch. He shoots so evilly!

Khali is bitching at Edge in Indian. -_- Okay… pointless….

OMFG! We have 102 people viewing  OhSoDivalicious.org right now!  Thank you so much! It means so much to myself and the OSD Family!!

Khali is left alone with NEXUS. Bless him. >.<

THIS JUST IN DARREN  YOUNG’S HAIR IS HIS NORMAL SELF. It’s still hideous. Bless him so much!

Natalya is seen with Mark Henry, Evan Bourne, Yoshi Tatsu, Jerry Lawler,  Goldust, and Hart Dynasty.  They will face the Nexus. Nattie is carrying two tag belts. She’s the focus of this clusterfuck of superstars.  Yeah, that team won’t last. Natalya is running behind the “RAW” team.  Eww, Mark Henry’s music is so disgusting. By the way, I’m the leader of the Nexus. I’m sending them after people who steal content and features of OSD! KTHXBAI! That does include our VIDEOS from JOKERWILDS on Dailymotion.com. BAI Natalya. She drops off the titles and takes a coffee break.

I like Darren Young’s finisher. You know he was trained by Kevin Knight at IWF in New Jersey. ;) Evan Bourne is left by himself. Trisha is raging in her bed right now. She will beat up Wade Barrett. Of course, The Royals would be hiding under the ring to help our boss. ;)

Sheamus’ hair looks redder than normal.  It’s as red as Miz’s briefcase. Wow, now Sheamus thinks he is Kelly Kelly. o.O He punches the briefcase into someone’s cubby.

It’s now  ALICIA FOX ( Diva’s Champion) vs. BRIE BELLA

We see the Bella Twins come out in blue attire.  Nikki is accompanying Brie in this match. Alicia Fox is coming out in her  leopard print attire. HUNNIE, you wore that already. Alicia kicks Brie. And Alicia now throws her into the corner. Shoulders to Brie. Now Alicia brings Brie out and into the opposite corner.  The Bellas try to do the switcheroo, but Jillian stops it. She keeps Brie in the ring and pushes Nikki off the ring. Fox hits the scissor kick on Brie Bella for the win. Jillian is on the microphone and congratulations Fox. Jilly has the gift of singing.  She sings “champion”. The Foxy One kicks Jillian Hall in the gut and hits her scissors kick. She prances out of the ring over Brie Bella holding up her title belt.

Wow that divas match was entertaining. NOT! It was short  and  not fulfilling.  I guess we need more time for the main event. -_-

Marc’s hoping Jillian will turn face. I’m just hoping for a fucking good match “next week”. Dear lord, I hope Melina comes back soon. Maybe, there will be longer matches. That’s wishful thinking.

Now, Maryse ( in her fuchsia dress)  and  Ted Dibiase  ( in his purple panties) come out to the ring. He will face John Morrison. Okay, no one cares about  this!  Eww did I mention the MAN I hate as much as Batista is out there? R-TRUTH!!!!!!!  We see the booboo the referee made last week in  Maryse vs. Eve match.  Yeah, you guys remember  Teddy going postal.  Maryse is showing her jewelry and pissing off the front row. Maryse stands on the apron to interrupt the match. However, Dibiase gets the win as there’s a little trouble in paradise  between  MOMO and R-Truth.

The Royals wish that JoMo turns heel and Melina returns as heel. That’s our wishful thinking for right now. (SO won’t happen!!)

“HAI RANDE ORTAN AM LYK HAPPI 2 C U SO MAD“  Sorry I thought it was appropriate to type like a LOLcat.

Next time Josh don’t ask Randy Orton stupid QUESTIONS! It makes me think of LOLcats.  DAYUM!

Oh dear, I love how I post spoilers and ninety sites take the spoilers and don’t even credit the place I got it from. :’)

Team Cena is imploding like morons.

BLESS THE RAW TEAM!

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Welcome to RAW IS MARCELLA!!!!!!!!

Now babes, the guest host is the mother from the BRADY BUNCH! She is named  Florence Henderson. Her TV name  was Carol Brady.

Tune in to see what happens!

Nice shirts, Nexus! NOT!

This email GM is annoying. -____________- Can we not have annoying sounds, bub?

Former WWE Diva’s Champ Eve Torres is doing commentary.  WWE Diva’s Champion ALICIA FOX comes out with her new red attire.  We see what happened last week during the title match.  Fox is dancing about the ring.  Here comes Gail Kim in her yellow attire. They tie up in the middle of the ring. Hiptoss and smacks to Alicia. Fox gets thrown into the corner. Gail misses the monkeyflip and gets hit in the face by her knee. Gail gets back into the match.  Dropkicks and punches.  Gail runs into the  midsection of Fox. Fox smacks Gail.  Gail goes for eat defeat. Alicia BOTCHES her scissors kick by hammering the back of Gail. Alicia picks up the victory!Alicia and Eve exchange words. They are bitching. E-Mail from GM! Eve gets another title match since Alicia was a baddie last week!  This match will happen this SUNDAY at the Money In The Bank PPV!

So at this ppv, we have two Diva matches. It’s WWE Diva’s Champ Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres. And on the Smackdown side of things, it’s the official WWE Women’s Champion, Layla El vs. Kelly Kelly! =O

Oh ho oh, Madison Square Garden is hosting WWE Smackdown World Tour on September 23rd.  That sounds interesting. ;)

It’s gonna be a six person  tag match. We see the Hart Dynasty come out. They are ready and willing to smack Usos & Tamina. We see what happened two weeks ago with the sneak attack. Jimmy, Jey, and Tamina make their way out. Tamina, please get another outfit. I believe this is Jimmy and he is fighting Tyson. Tamina gets involved, and smacks Tyson. Jey is wearing shorts. ;) The ladies aren’t officially in the match.  David Hart Smith gets into the match. Tamina pulls David off of the pin attempt. Natalya launches herself onto Tamina. They get into a catfight. Jey hits the superfly splash for the victory. Tyson and Nattie check on David. The Usos go up the ramp with Tamina who is holding her neck.

Bless, the Nexus smack Yoshi Tatsu. Are we supposed to CARE?

By the way peeps,  this post is dedicated is dedicated to a student that I came in contact with when I was doing my student teaching. Anais died tragically recently.

Maryse accompanies Ted Dibiase out. They are gloating. She is weaing bronze dress and shoes.  She looks stunning.  She is the Beautiful One and he’s the Fortunate One. She holds the ropes for him and he opens the ropes for her. He says that the Million Dollar Couple is him and the briefcase. Maryse looks like she will rip his hair out of his noggin.  Then he says he will shower her with gifts. Blah blah!  John Morrison comes out. He says the French don’t take showers.  She talks french to him. JoMo says he will translate her YAYA talk.  She goes to slap him, but Momo counters. Oh no! JoMo doesn’t get smacked! He turns it around for Teddy. MoMo goes for StarShip Pain, and Maryse saves him. Bless, I think Melina will come back to smack Maryse around O_O to show who the real power couple is. ;)

By the way, Emily, my BFFL, says why does JoMo still have a slowmo entrance? Thoughts?!!

We see Florence and a bunch of silly wrestlers. She is talking to Santino. Now Regal shows up.  Florence tells Regal he isn’t funny. He says he would ask about the Partridge Family about something useful. He gets slapped by Florence! Santino tries to kiss Florence and he gets her hand in his face ala Maryse!

Bless my heart! I always mark out during RKOs!!!  Jericho gets  RKO’ed after he made Orton lose to Edge. Then Evan Bourne comes out to smack Randy Orton. He sets up for the ShootingStar Press, but gets RKO’ed!!!!!!!!!! Wooo Greatness Pose! <3 I will come out and say it, RANDY ORTON to win Money In the Bank! HOLLERING!!

Now JoMO gets attacked by NEXUS! I really do HATE Skip Sheffield. I always have hated RYBACK since  Tough Enough days. Bless me! He hurts my eyeballs! :(

Conor, my wonderfully bitch of a friend, said, ” Morrison Sweat patch on his jeans?” Bless, I didn’t see it. LMFAOO! I was focusing on my HATRED of Skip. Momo must have peed himself since Skip is so dirty, pimple-y, and uglyyyyy! Conor is on the case of this peepee dilemma! We will have more about this developing story later as Conor is youtubing this shit show.

Now the GM is acting like  Rowdy Roddy Piper, by saying just when you think you know the answers, I changed the questions.

Mark Henry takes R-Truth’s place in Money In The Bank. Bless Henry gets  smacked into the RAW GM’s Computer stand. The trash gets thrown on Henry. Blessy!

Florence is coming out to be the guest ring announcer. She reminds me of Linda McMahon. O_O Oh bless, she feels groovy. -_-  It’s the Eight Man Brady Bunch Match. Regal, Zack Ryder, Primo, and Doink The Clown is the  Regal Bunch. Santino bunch is  Santino Marella, Goldust,  Great Khali, & Kozlov.  She woos!  Now she is sitting down next to King. -_-  She tries to copy Maryse yet again.  She wears Regal’s ugly jacket. He yells at her.  And Santino hits the Cobra. Yeah, Santino’s Bunch wins.  Florence makes out with Khali twice! She likes Khali rather than Santino. Bless this!

Nexus attacks Evan Bourne.  Sheamus lets them attack him. -___- Sheamus comes back to crawl on him. It was very weird. The Nexus comes back to glare at Sheamus. Oopsy, FELLA! He HIGHTAILS it to Cena’s locker room, as BLESS, The Nexus wants some LUCKY CHARMS! I’m a bad bitch as I loved how retarded Sheamus ran away. It entertained me! Be scared, TNA! BE SCARED OF ME!!

Cena is busted open. Sheamus helped Cena warn off the Nexus!

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It’s time again for everyone and their mother’s favorite time—Monday Night Raw!

Yey! Forgive me, once again I don’t know who the hell is the guest host.  I do know the Anonymous SCAREDY CAT GM has an announcement on the NXT’ers ( The Nexus). Bless, last coverage I got too excited with the x’s and gave them two. My bad!  =O I felt like being illiterate. ;)

God knows what’s up with the divas tonight.. only time will tell!

Check out twitter ( @OSDIVALICIOUS_ ) as the bossman, Trisha will be spamming your hearts and minds.

Get ready as RAW starts soon, wish my net luck as it has a tendency to be moronic. ;)

We see in the commercial before RAW, that ALICIA FOX will put her Diva Title on the line against former champ EVE TORRES!

Does Skip need to ever TALK? No! KTHXBAI!

MARYSE in a nice white dress is showing Ted Dibiase to the ring since he will lose his way. She goes to commentary, and yells at Cole. She tells Cole she is a gold digger and her ring is worth more than Cole is ever worth. And Bless, she said they fell in love. o.O She is employing lots of people so she is giving people jobs. Yey for helping the economy!Cole mentions that this relationship stems from his trust fund.  She says no. She’s on the cell talking French. and then wears JoMo’s weird fur coat. Dibiase hits DreamStreet for the win. Maryse throws the coat on John Morrison. Bless MoMo. Maryse smooches Teddy’s cheek and they prance around.

We see a promo for Alicia vs. Eve

Did I mention I liked The Miz’s rap better? :( I’ma cry a river.

I hope R-Truth is actually injured and that’s the cold hard truth! ;(

Yey! R-Truth is out of MITB match!! :))

The Hart Dynasty will face Uso at MITB.  Josh is talking Tamina & Uso. Yellow is Jimmy. The gray one is Jey. Tamina educates Josh ‘cos he is ignorant. Bless, it’s hard to figure out who is who..  Alicia then comes. She wants to be interview. Alicia Fox says it’s not a fluke. Her voice was strange. LMFAO.

Alicia Fox is in the ring prancing around with her title. We see what happened at the Fatal Four way. Eve Torres comes out with her pink attire. Her pants are darker than her shirt :S They go the lock up. Alicia is punching and oopsy, dropkicks everywhere to Fox. Foxy says her ankle is hurt.  Fox wants to continue. Scissor Kick to Eve for a short win. She was playing possum! AYAYAYA Foxy wins and retains her title.

The guest host is Rob Zombie (and his wife is floating around backstage apparantly, so Mrs Zombie may make an appearance)!

LMFAO! HAI HUMAN JAR OF Mayonnaise!!

LMFAOOOOOOOO LOOK AT MICHAEL COLE!!! I wanna know who the GM is NOW!!!

Marc says, ” FUCK OFF with the annoying email sound!”

It’s Six Person Action! The Hart Dynasty makes their way out, but USO and Tamina attack them. It’s a hit and run attack. The Hart Dynasty is down and out. Bless, this match never gets over well. Tamina runs back down and rolls Natalya into the ring. She hits the Superfly Splash. Nattie holds her midsection. Tamina & Uso’s celebrate. By the way, David Hart Smith went into the steel steps and Tyson Kidd went into the barricade. They go to check on Natalya.

Uh, nice hair, Rob Zombie… o.O

We see snippets of LITA from when Edge first cashed in the Money In The Bank.

Ricky Steamboat, Michael Hayes, Arn Anderson, Dean Malenako,  Michael Rotonda, and Jerry Lawler are going to play with the Nexxus ( who are minus Wade Barrett). They get Arn and Dean. Now it’s a mayhemful fit.  It’s ony Steamboat, Lawler, and Hayes left.  Now they maul the last three lovely legends. No one can save the legends or they get suspended!! They surround Steamboat and smack him. :(

;) The Divas should have attacked the NEXXUS for interfering in the Diva match up of Tamina vs. Natalya last week.  They did say only WWE Superstars would be suspended if they touched those NXT’ERS. ;)

Alicia Fox ( with new attire) and Maryse come out for their tag team match.Maryse throws her hand into the face of Alicia. Eve Torres and Gail Kim come out to Eve’s music. They are wearing blue attires. Alicia starts out with Eve. She is going vicious.  Eve goes for a pin, but Alicia knees Torres. Fists to  Eve. More knees to Eve.  Snapmare and a pin to Eve. Alicia pulls hair and then tags in Maryse. Maryse is pulling hair and doing the slut pin. Tag to Foxy. Alicia throws Eve into the corner, but misses the knee. Gail gets tagged in. She hits a hurrricana. And is going wicked fast.  Missle Drop kick to Alicia/ Alicia goes outside. Eve goes into the apron.  Gail gets a hand full of hair of Foxy. Maryse smacks Gail, but Gail smacks her back.  Alicia is able to capitalize and hit her scissor kick to Gail for the win. Alicia Fox screams for her Diva’s Title. And she finally gets it and gets into a “bitching fit” with her partner Maryse. Maryse throws her hand into the face of Fox since she is gloating with the title. Cole and Josh Matthews are hyping Maryse’s “relationship” with Ted Dibiase and that she is a gold digger.

There was a Maryse chant?

Ted Dibiase comes out for some retarded Eight Man Mega Twat Match. He comes out with Maryse. She rubs his Million Dollar Belt and gives him a kissypoo. She went to the back as  Teddy went on to the ring.  Won’t this be awkward when Teddy’s wife, Kristen, pops a kid? LMFAO!

Oooh!!! Orton has a lovely pair of yellow and black panties. LOVE IT! ;)

Orton is on top at the end of the show. Cole said blessed, so I’m raging. ;)

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