As we all know, Impact Wrestling is going live from May the 31st. Not only that, but singer turned Knockouts Executive, Brooke Hogan, will be joining the promotion and make her on-screen debut then. Impact Knockout Angelina Love recently tweeted about Impact going live and the addition of Miss Hogan. Here’s what she said:

@ActualALove:

@IMPACTWRESTLING goes LIVE May 31st at 8pm all summer long! And Brooke Hogan is in charge of the Knockouts….maybe she’ll be my new BFF?! #blondeshavemorefun

What do you think? Will Angelina and Brooke become the fun blonde BFF’s like Angelina wants, or will they be sworn enemies?! Let us know and vote below.

WWE have finally added Brodus Clays’ dancing duo – the “Funkadactyls” – to their roster.

You can view Cameron Lynn’s – also known as Tough Enough’s Ariane Andrew – and Naomi’s – NXT Season 3 runner-up – profiles can be viewed by clicking their respective names in this post, where they each have three pictures of them in their red dance attire.

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Welcome to Wrestlemania 28! 

Despite not being healthy enough to do coverage, I will do my coverage anyway since WrestleMania is ONLY once a year.

I will be back to covering Raw and WWE PPVs in May since I will receive surgery this coming week.

Now for what you really want to hear about!

Pre WrestleMania Match

Epico & Primo vs. Usos vs. Tyson & Gabriel saw the tag champs (Epico & Primo) win. Rosa Mendes was pleased.

Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee are backstage in an interview. They kiss and AJ does the “YES” dance like a silly.

Now it’s time for Mania.

Lilian Garcia does a TREMENDOUS  job with the anthem.

AJ Lee  helps Daniel Bryan to the ring. She gives him a kiss and Daniel gets flatten by Sheamus.

AJ tries to console the former champion. BLESS!

Backstage, Team Johnny is babbling. Miz tries a pep talk but Brie Bella and Vickie Guerrero give him scary looks.  David Otunga (who thinks he is a stripper) drinks his FAKE coffee everywhere.

Just to let people know, Wrestlemania 29 is in New Jersey. VERY CLOSE TO THIS HAPPY LADY!

Orton loses on his birthday. :(

Cody loses his title in his dress. :(

We see a hype video for divas (all divas minus Kharma and Maxine were shown!) Lots of Layla shown! (Plus, throughout the night we seen footage of the Mania  week featuring superstars and divas!)

Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly vs. Eve Torres & WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix

Eve comes out with Beth (who thinks she is a bird).  Kelly Kelly and Maria then come out.  K2 and Eve start out. They roll around. Kelly takes Eve to the corner for the back elbow  to no avail. . Eve goes up top for the moonsault but Kelly knocks her down. Maria tags in. She and Kelly do a double “sweet face” to Eve in the corner. Eve takes Maria down  and spanks her everywhere.

Finally, Maria tags K2 back in. K2 goes nuts on Beth.   K2 goes up top and hits Molly Holly’s  Molly-Go-Round pinning Beth but  Eve breaks it up. K2 blocks the Glam Slam into a bulldog.  Maria takes ninety years to go on top. Beth lifts Maria over head until Kelly makes the save. They do a dance and Maria rolls up Beth for the win.

Winners: Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos

They honor the HOF’ers.  Congratulations to them all!!!

Brie Bella introduces Team Johnny, who have Vickie Guerrero as the flag bearer.  Nikki Bella introduces Team Teddy, who has Eve sniffing Zack Ryder and Aksana sniffing Teddy.  Vickie cackles EVERYWHERE! She and Aksana get into a catfight which the Bellas join in for fun.

At the end of the match, Eve rolls in and fist pumps with Zack  distracting him, so he loses for his team. BLESS. After the match, she kicks him in the now flat balls.

Why didn’t Aksana rip her weave off?

Torrie Wilson is sitting in the front row with an idiot.

For some reason,  I’m still swooning over how nice CM PUNK looked in his suit in the Hall of Fame. Bless me.

Cameron and Naomi dance with Brodus Clay. Brodus’ MOMMA and her Bridge club dance. They have scared my Uncle, which I’m eternally grateful to them. THANK YOU!

I would like to know if catering at this event was any good….

Awwh Cena is nice to Betty Skaaland, Arnold Skaaland’s wife.

Bless WM 28! Next year better be off the charts or WWE will not know what hits them when messing with the Big Apple!!!

Have you checked out the new look over at WWE.com yet? If not, you’re missing out on the sleeker, sexier look that debuted earlier today.

Divas’ biography pages are much more interactive, now including official Twitter links – so don’t be caught out by fakes! Not only that, but you can browse through a “milestones” bar, which contains several career highlights and check out new posed photos from some of the Divas (including one of Layla getting a little bit cheeky). Speaking of Photos, Kelly Kelly is Diva of the Month, which includes a bikini pictorial, which can be found in our gallery.

Second-generation WWE Diva Tamina has made her father Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka proud, according to her recent Tweet. She Tweeted:

Spoke with my Father today and he said that he was proud. I’m blessed to have such a wonderful Dad who taught me how to FLY!

Aww!

TNA Knockout Tara would love to get her “ta-tas” out for The Sun, according to her interview with the UK newspaper. Ooh, saucy!

Usually, the printed copy of the newspaper features a topless model on page 3, hence the name “Page 3 Girl”. It’d be pretty cool to see the former WWE Diva take center stage while on the Maximum Impact Tour. Anywho, here’s what the former Knockouts Champion had to say to SunSport:

“I’d love to be a Page 3 Girl! I’ll pack my swimsuit for the tour and wait for you guys to call me.”

Tara – known as Victoria in WWE – had a lot more to talk about in terms of wrestling, comparing air time between WWE Divas and TNA Knockouts:

“I love the fact that the TNA Knockouts Division are making such a mark on wrestling fans and I appreciate the fact that many people tune in to see us sexy girls.

“I love that we get a lot more ring and interview time than other companies offer their ladies.

“I mean we get to main event TV tapings and house shows. I see the ratings and our segments are often the most watched parts of impact shows.”

To read the rest of the interview, click here.

You’ve seen the festive commercials and now’s your chance to strut around like the Knockouts by winning the very t-shirts they wore. Or they could be a last-minute Christmas present, your choice.

These are the actual shirts worn by the Knockouts. Every shirt, except the Skull Dagger worn by Christy Hemme, is autographed by the Knockout who wore during the commercial shoot. Although Christy was unable to sign hers, I’m sure her DNA is on it somewhere.

Every shirt will include a certificate of authenticity.

The cheapest shirt – ODB‘s – is currently going for about $55, while the most expensive shirt – guess who? Velvet Sky! – is going for just over $400.

You can bid for a t-shirt here.

WWE.com interviewed a bunch of SmackDown Superstars and Divas to find out what was at the top of their Christmas lists. They caught up with Natalya, Alicia Fox, Tamina and more. Read on to see what they had to say…

AJ Lee:

“For me, it’s not about personal stuff. I’d be happiest if every homeless dog could get a home, if every dog in a shelter could get adopted. And while Santa’s handing things out, I would also like a Skip-It. That’s for me.”

Alicia Fox:

“My Christmas wish this year is to have a bigger closet. My clothes are about to run me out of my house. There’s way too much stuff in too small of a space. I would love for Santa to come in with his toolbox and build me a bigger a closet.”

Natalya:

“What I want most is a Slammy Award, but from a stocking stuffer standpoint, I would love to have another pair of Christian Louboutin shoes. I need more. I have five pairs, so I’d like at least another five.”

Rosa Mendes:

“I want success. I want to drive two Mercedes-Benzes, one BMW. I want a house in San Tropez, a house on the French Riviera, a huge mansion in Vancouver on the water, and houses in Miami, Czech Republic and Paris. And two dogs for each house, one guard dog and one lap dog that I can take shopping with me.”

Tamina:

“The Divas Title. But that’s not something I wish for because it’s something I can go ahead and take. As for a Christmas wish, I want a strong man.”