Last night during NXT Season #2 (which Kaval won by the way, congrats to him and Laycool!) we learned that NXT Season #3 will feature ONLY Rookie Divas!

FCW Divas AJ Lee, Aksana, Liviana (renamed to Maxine), Naomi Night, former ring announcer Jamie Keyes and new signing Isis The Amazon (renamed to Aloisa) will be the Divas competing in NXT.

●Maxine (Liviana) will be mentored by Alicia Fox.

●Jamie Keyes will be mentored by Brie and Nikki Bella.

●Aksana will be mentored by Goldust.

●Naomi Night will be mentored by Kelly Kelly.

●AJ Lee will be mentored by Primo.

●Aloisia (Isis The Amazon) will be mentored by Vickie Guerrero.

As we just learned a few moments ago, the Divas Night Of Champions match will be a championship unification match.

It will be Divas champion Melina versus either member of Laycool. This will be a lumberjill match also.

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Welcome to RAW is Marcella! Today’s the 900th edition of Raw. YAYA ;) Co Women Champions Laycool has a big plan for Melina The Divas Champion!

As always, I will strive to give you the up to the minute Divalicious action with a  bit of a twist! ;) Forgive my lame wireless internet as well, I don’t have any where the television is stationed.  So I will be running from the land of the internet to Land of Raw.

We start off with BRET HART. Marc is staying up and he’s like GO AWAY Bret! Oh yey, The World Champion– Kane came out. I’m sorry I loveeeee Kane. Kane says he needs to take out Bret. The Hart Dynasty rush to the ring to help Bret but to no avail. The Undertaker appears and Kane goes for a walk.  Now for that STUPID GM! Oh yey. -_- Undertaker vs. Bret Hart. Um, no.

It’s a triple threat tag match! Alex Riley & Miz vs. Kofi Kingston & Michael McGillicutty vs. Kaval & Daniel Bryan.  Oh I’m so happy to see Daniel & Kaval together.  I hope LAYCOOL spanks Miz on the head. LMFAOOOOOO! Miz almost fell off the ring and died. :( It would have been  funny.

Diva Tag Team Match

Layla & Michelle vs. Eve Torres & Melina

Melina elbows Michy and then  Layla. Belly to Back suplex on Melina. Layla gets the tag and hair tosses Mel. Layla accidentally get thrown into the midsection of Michy. Layla gets rolled up. Michelle gets on the microphone and says Melina’s win is forgettable. So Layla says Melina is going to cry. They want to unify the Diva and Women titles to see who the real champion is. So it’s going to be either Layla or Michelle against Melina at the Night of Champions. Melina gets on the microphone and says she had a feeling that they were going to do that. She said she accepts under one condition.  She wants a lumberjack match. Laycool accepts. Gail Kim, The Bella Twins,  Kelly Kelly, Tamina, Jillian Hall, Maryse, Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox came out. They are all on the side of Melina.

-_- John Morrison & R-Truth vs. Dashing Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre to be #1 Contenders for WWE Tag Titles. I love Cody’s panties.  The referee throws out the match as they are all being weirdos. It was very ironic that my media player  played “Take Your Shirt Off” by Millionaires when Cody was out. o.O

Oh it’s time for Bret vs. Taker. I’m gonna take a nap.

Wade Barrett interrupts the Taker vs. Hart. He said that this match won’t happen as people need to talk about the future not legends.  Wade comes in and gets punches by Taker.  Big boot to Barrett. He then gets clotheslined out of the ring. Now the lights go out and Hart is gone and replaced by Kane. Now the lights go out as Taker chokes Kane.  Taker is the only one out there. Now, the rest of Nexus come out.  Taker is beating the poo out of  Nexus. The lights go out and it comes back. Taker is on the shoulders of Barrett. He hits his finisher. Kane is on the stage smirking. Gabriel hits the 450 Splash. Taker tries to sit up but can’t.

Jack Swagger squashes Evan Bourne. So Trisha will spank someone’s head. Did I mention Alberto Del Rio is  BSing like a girl? o.O  He wants to do a repeat of what he did to Rey Mysterio to Evan Bourne.  I think Trisha is under the ring ready to  murder Alberto. Mark Henry makes the save. YAYA I love the Kool Aid Man for a minute.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA! We see footage from their Asian Tour!!!! It’s their Shanghai show! <3  It was such a great trip and so great to see Alicia Fox and Eve Torres among the male stars  to be there. It is record setting!

CM Punk with the Straight Edge Society without released Serena.  Punk is ripping The Rock apart.  I guess the fans there don’t really care that Serena is gone. o.O Now he is ripping Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin.  Oopsy, Austin’s music plays as it’s a joke.  Big Show is being sexy and made fun of Hulk Hogan.  What a sexy  segment! Erm, they aren’t even going to write Serena out, they are just gonna not mention her. o.O

Sheamus is gloating that he “hurt” Triple H.  He’s talking that BLAH BLAH BLAH.  Edge interrupts him as he is getting a headache from Sheamus.  Edge was being dead sexy as he was being bad. I know Brecca (@DEEGATES) is loving that. ;)

Jericho may retire from WWE if Jericho don’t win the WWE Title.  :( I hope not. Oohies, Orton is wearing his YELLOW panties. YAYAY! That’s my favroite color! <3 Greatness pose! ;))

The Nexus come out for their elimination match as the five WWE RAW stars are already in the ring. We go to ad break.  Jericho tells Cena that he will start against Tarver. Jericho walks off and is eliminated.  Edge gets DQ’ed by shoving the referee.  Cena gets in now and smacks the shit out of Tarver.  Sheamus gets tagged in and is ugly over Tarver. Tarver tags in Heath. Heath gets on the floor since Sheamus is being dominant. Heath runs to tag Otunga. I hate Otunga. I refuse to mention any move he does. Slater gets the tag. Now Gabriel gets into the ring.  Sheamus is down and out for now.  Barrett gets in and kicks Sheamus. He punches and kicks Sheamus. He tags Heath back in.  Sheamus is smacking bitches around.  Oopsy, Sheamus gets eliminated. Cena is smacking Heath around. Oh bless.  Attitude Adjustment to Heath! BYE Slater.  Barrett goes nuts on Cena. Barrett distracts the referee amd Nexus attacks Cena. Near fall on Cena. Gabriel is tagged back in. Gabriel distracts the ref and Wade smacks Cena. John refuses to stay down. Otunga gets a tag back in. Otunga cheap shots Orton and gets into  the STF. Gabriel hits the 450 splash on Cena. BYE CENA.  Orton RKOs Gabriel and Tarver to eliminations. Wade Barrett hits the Wasteland on Orton for the win. Wade stands tall at the end of  RAW! I know Lisa Jane is happy with this conclusion of Raw! ;)

Major question of the night, where was NATALYA?

8/31/2010 11:30 AM  THIS JUST IN – Marc has found NATALYA! She was out with HART DYNASTY when they got slapped around. My bad! I didn’t see her one second cameo.  That doesn’t EXCITE this bitch.

Welcome to this weeks Smackdown, Smacked Down! This week on Smackdown, we didn’t get any Divas action, but we got a few skits. Laycool were seen backstage with Kaval, plotting and being bad. Rosa Mendes was seen working out again but this time doing a brand new work out! The Divas who faced off in a mixed tag match last week, Serena and Kelly Kelly, accompanied their respective Superstars to the ring for their singles match. View Digitals?

The screen fades to the broken WWE Women’s title. The camera pans out to show the beautiful simply flawless Michelle McCool and Layla. “YAY BFF CHAMPS!” Layla says as Michelle asks how good do they look. They grab Kaval to go look at their snaps, which have been uploaded to a computer. “Oooh, flawless!” exclaims Layla. “FLAWLESS!” Michelle says. The camera pans out and… “Flawless” says Kaval. He gets lots of “YAY”‘s and claps as Michelle thanks him. Layla says someone could use their help. She says guess who and starts to bawl like a baby. Michelle guesses right – it was Melina! Layla wonders if Teddy Long is gonna like what they have planned for this Monday’s 900th special episode! The pair of them then rip on Melina’s SummerSlam outfit as it wasn’t flawless! Layla forgot the plan so Michelle says she needs privacy. Kaval escorts the fat perverts out of the room as Michelle begins whispering to Lay!

The original flawless beauty, Rosa Mendes, was seen using some random thing. She says it’s a new fitness rechieme that all the celebrities are using. Teddy says she looks great. She leaves and Hornswoggle pops out the plant. After MINUTES of bad acting between Teddy and Hornswoggle, we finally understand that Hornswoggle has been spying on Laycool and himself and Teddy are gonna work together. [Watch here]

The bald and the blonde (A.K.A. Serena and K2)were on yet again this week, but they were only accompanying their respective Superstars to the ring for their match. They didn’t do anything. [Watch here]

Let’s Re Re Wind to last night’s TNA iMPACT! – Does Dixie Carter-ness count as Knockouts action? She’s the President of TNA Wrestling, so I think she should be included in Re Re Winds, but I’m not too sure. She’s included this week, because she opened the show. Dixie Carter had things to say about Fortune running riot and, in ‘proper’ Knockout action, the original Beautiful People re-united officially, only for Madison Rayne to ruin the moment!

Starting the show with TNA President, Dixie Carter, she’s got some concerns regarding Ric Flair. Out comes Ric Flair and So Cal Val has the honour of sitting on the ropes to let him in. Ah, that’s what she does. In-ring and with a microphone, Ric turns on the charm, asking Dixie if she’d like to go back to the hotel with him, LMFAO. In return, she suspends him for 90 days , but he’s not having any of that and calls for Fortune – AJ Styles, Kaz, Beer Money (Robert Roode & James Storm), Matt Morgan and Douglas Williams – Damn, that’s a lot of guys. And Desmond Wolfe was kicked out?! Looks like they had plenty of room… *cough* Point is, all the blokes in the ring somehow ‘prove’ that Dixie can’t suspend Ric Flair, she has to suspend everyone there. She calls Flair selfish and he isn’t happy about that. He takes his shirt off and luckily he’s wearing a t-shirt underneath, nobody likes to see saggy moobs! Dixie’s husband runs into the ring, but Fortune gang up on him. Cue Hulk Hogan and Jeff Hardy, Mr. Anderson, Pope D’Angelo Dinero and Kurt Angle.

What have we learned from the segment, kids? Nothing. Hulk Hogan is now in charge of things 100%, and he’s overruled Dixie’s suspension. Oh, and EV 2.0 come out and beat up Fortune. I know it’s not Knockouts/Dixie-related anymore, but I started discussing the segment, so I may as well end it. This should teach me to no-longer cover Dixie Carter-ness.

In other Knockout-but-not-quite-Knockout-action news, when Orlando Jordan made his way to the ring armed with a Samoa Joe action figure, he pretty much harrassed poor So Cal Val!

I think the picture to the right says a thousand words, three of them being: “What the fuck?!” as Orlando’s been harrassing Valerie with lollipops, bubblegum and now the action figure each time he comes down to the ring. So Cal Val should either be surrounded by security or she should learn some Karate moves so she can SMACK the lipgloss off of Orlando’s freaky-ass face!

It’s safe to say that it would actually be simply the greatest. ;)

What’s that I hear?! The Beautiful People’s music and the original Beautiful People come out together!

Yes, Taz, “BFF” is for life! For the record, Angelina Love has made a lot of mistakes in her life, as has Velvet Sky. Angie talks about how we learn from our mistakes. Angelina felt like the Beauties had a friendship that is really hard to come by and when they had their feud, something was missing. I pretty much agree with her, I always felt like TBP with Madison Rayne and Lacey Von Erich just wasn’t the same. Don’t get me wrong, I really like Lacey, but if you couldn’t already tell, I mark out for the original Beauties!

Angelina says that she’s not always a “perfect little angel” while pulling on the most adorable face, and as we know, she admits that she can be a “pretty mean bitch”. We love her either way! Basically, Angie wants to forgive and forget so that they can move on. Vel-Vel agrees and talks about the monster they turned Madison Rayne into. By letting bygones be bygones, they can continue to do what they do best, and that’s dominating the Knockouts division, and hopefully that means that they’ll cleanse the UGLY out of TNA once again… Holler!

Their music hits, but it’s actually Madison Rayne making her way out. After a bit of a pause, and looking up the ramp, Madison comes out with the Biker Lady dressed like a hooker. I’m sorry, but I really don’t know what the heck Madison is wearing. Burn it, babes. Velvet is certainly not happy, that’s THEIR music! Hmm, I can’t wait to hear what random generic crap Madison will get soon. The Biker Lady takes off her helmet, but she’s in a ski mask. So Cal Val is seen again, handing a mic to Madison. Let’s hear what she’s got to say…

“If I wasn’t such a lady…” You wouldn’t wear such a terrible outfit if you were a “lady”, love. “I would BARF in this ring!” Classy. Apparently, the Beautiful People are going to be sued for COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, serious business right there, for using her music. LOLWUT. Oh, and they can never EVERRRR refer to themselves as “The Beautiful People” again. Madison Rayne is the only beautiful person in that ring right now, according to her. She’s also all natural, unlike those two “silicone whores” LMFAO. Riiiight.

Angelina Love, champ, brought Madison in for “youth, beauty and class” – Two out of three isn’t bad, hunny. As for Velvet Sky, she is and always will be on thing. Madison’s little BITCH. Catfight! Velvet spears Madison down and the Biker Lady gets involved, which gets Angelina Love involved. Security come out as the crowd demands them to “let them fight”, and one guard gets a little too hands-on with Velvet as the cameras fade.

Thanks to Gerweck.net for the following spoilers that will be airing this Thursday.

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Welcome to another edition of RAW IS MARCELLA! This Raw was taped last week due to the Asian Tour that they had.  Look at the  spoilers here!

I will do my best to give the best coverage possible but I have no wireless internet at all by the television. So I will make updates during some commercials.  So keep it close to see all things Raw and Divalicious!

Sheamus, fella, is actually putting forth a good promo. o.O Those kiddies he is yelling at are pros. They are such plants, since they didn’t say much to him or even CRY. HAI GM! The GM emails like real pussy. -_-

Oh I love that throne. I demanded my mom to buy it NOW.  ;) Let’s see how Momma Royal deals with that task. Haha

O HAI! It’s Edge. Brecca (@DeeGates) is probably ecstatic. HOLLERING! SHUT UP, R-Truth!

DASHING CODY RHODES IN WAREHOUSE 13 PREVIEW! Sorry, I died. He’s so dashing. I’m sorry yet again, I was busy fawning over him that my grandfather looked at me strangely. He then spoke to me in Italian like “WTF?!” I was like “HE’S SO DASHING!!!” I’m so mad that I’m working late shift in the office researching and shit as I may miss the early showing of it. :(

I love China!I took Chinese for four years in high school/early college. I’m so jealous that WWE was in China and Japan!

Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are saying that Sheamus looks royal. Erm, no! Marc and I haven’t allowed him into the Royals. SORRY BABY!

JERICHO <3 I love it when he comes out and he’s very angry.  I hope he smacks the poopoo out of Khali.

Jesus Christ, Jericho can sell like no other.  Yeyyy! Marc is so happy in his sleep as Jericho has won. Hey Brecca(@DEEGATES) Chris won this week!!

Oh hello John Cena! He’s talking about Miz’s attitude problem. AIN’T THAT the truth?! ;) Miz is heel. LMFAO.

MELINA PEREZ vs. JILLIAN HALL

Divas Championship Match

JILLIAN with her purple attire is in the ring. She sings I’m Not Afraid by Eminem.  Melina interrupts Jillian’s singing.  I love that bronze outfit from Melina.  They circle around and then lock up. Jillian gets Mel into the ropes.  Jillian hits Melina nd then splits Mel. Melina ducks a kick.  Melina misses her knees. Jilly throws her knees into the back of Mel and goes for a near fall. She does a submission hold with the knees.  Jillian stands on Melina. Jillian misses  Melina as Mel does the matrix. Hair toss to Jillian. Jillian hits Mel in the face. Jillian knee to the back of Melina. Then, Jillian goes for a leg drop, but  misses it. Melina gets up and hits the Last Call. Melina retains her Divas Championship. We see another few times the ending of the match.

Melina celebrates as LAYCOOL is on the screen. They say “HEY GIRL”!  They don’t feel bad about what they did.  They will be at the 900th RAW.  They do have an offer for MELINA and they will tell her then. According to them, it’s simply FLAWLESS!

Miz is screaming about EGOS.  Miz is very embarrassed. Bless! Miz says he’s at the advantage with  Sheamus ‘cos he can have Sheamus any time and any place.

Oh dear that Divas Match was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo short. -_- I know I watched the video spoilers but geez…

Nexus is out. They are without Darren Young who was kicked out of the group. The GM emails that the ban was lifted so they can compete for titles. The GM was impressed by them last week. Wade goes to Sheamus who stands up from his throne. He tells Sheamus that the truce is OVER. Sheamus looks scared as The Nexus leaves.

I miss Darren Young?! Someone help me!! I think I miss making fun of his hair. :(

During the Miz vs. Cena, the crowd was noisy and now they are rumbling. Those silly people! Yes, I’m ignoring MICHAEL COLE tonight. He don’t exist. ;) Cena is on a roll. YAYA! Will that person that doesn’t exist be quiet? ;)

Can we cue a Daniel Bryan interference yet?  Yessy, we can. Cena loses the match via DQ. Daniel Bryan hits the Crossface submission. It took five referees to get Bryan off the Miz. Now that’s flawless.

We see the Triple Tag Team Swimsuit Spectacular two weeks ago where the Bella Twins won. TAMINA was seen smacking Santino’s bottom. Now in today’s time, we see Santino and Kozlov out. Jimmy and Jey USo come out with TAMINA.  Jimmy is in the long pants and Jey is in the shorts. Tamina is rooting on her team and keeps making eyes at Santino. Kozolv gets the tag and so does Jey. He is killing Jey. Jey Uso gets planted by Kozolv. Tamina looks torn. Jimmy tries to attack Santino and Tamina stops him.  She helps Santino up. Jimmy is very disgusted. Tamina tells Usos to go as it’s over. She then turns around and blows a kiss to Santino. Santino is scared and confused. He says,” I think she likes me!“

I think it was a good idea to put Tamina in a plain black dress. It suited her as it made her look feminine.

Up next Randy Orton faces former Legacy member Ted Dibiase and John Morrison.

We see Sheamus on my throne.  Ted Dibiase in his purple panties come out with Maryse who is in a yellow and brown.  She hits her hair toss and botches it as her hair won’t behave. Teddy looks on like he is so proud. Maryse helps him in and then Ted helps Mary in. Erm, Michael Cole calls Maryse bumblebee-ish. LMFAO! He got that right. The dress looks like shirt. Well, MOMO comes out. Now Randy Orton  gets scary in the face of Sheamus. Orton did NOT do his greatness pose. KTHXBAI! Now I’m gonna be as coocoolicious as Orton was last week. ;)

Like I say every week, it will be weird once Ted’s wife, Kristen, gets pregnant. I think Maryse and Ted Dibiase as a couple is ingenious. It gives both of them more television time. It gets more heat for the both of them. They need to work on getting their little shindig bigger and badder.  Also, it keeps Maryse away from the Divas Title for a bit, while Melina feuds with other people.

Maryse distracts JoMo allowing Ted to strike him. Ted gets eliminated out of the ring and Maryse throws her hands about. EXCUSE ME REF! She yells at some fans.  How odd my windows Media player plays “PARTY AT A RICH DUDE’S HOUSE” by KE$HA!  Did they know Dibiase was on my television?!  Maryse is  flapping about which is irking me as it reminds me of Big Bird.  Orton wins the match with RKO on John Morrison who came off of the top rope. Oopsy, Teddy gets RKO for good measure.  Now, he does his pose.  He is smiling as MOMO and TEDDY cry. ;)

Sheamus is going to make his announcement after the ad break. YAYA!

Sheamus says he will have a match right now.  He picked Zack Ryder who thinks he will win. o.O So Ryder gets an opportunity much like Sheamus says he got. o.O I will o.O myself to death. BroKick for the win. LMFAO!!

He wants to take a month off. SILLIE WILLIE!

After Sheamus’ squash match, Wade Barrett makes his way out.  He gets into the ring and takes the microphone. He said that Sheamus was correct that he don’t have to defend his title. Wade says that he is taking his title match at Night of Champions. The GM has an email that states that he has upheld Barrett’s request.  However, that’s not all. Four other deserving superstars will also get that opportunity. It’s going to be a six pack challenge.  They will face Chris Jericho. *Cue Jericho’s entrance* They will face Randy Orton. *Cue Randy Orton’s entrance* They shall face Edge as well. *Cue Edge’s Rated R Entrance* And finally, they shall all face John Cena. *Cue Cena’s entrance* Sheamus throws Wade into the middle of the WWE superstars.  They all dismantle Barrett.  Sheamus throws Barrett out. Jericho hit the CodeBreaker to Sheamus. Edge hits the Spear to Jericho.  John Cena hits the  Attitude Adjustment to Edge.  Randy Orton hits the RKO on Cena.  Orton is standing tall and hits his greatness pose.

Alicia faces BRITTNEY SAVAGE in an empty arena bout for the WSU Spirit Championship. The Champion Alicia has had some bad blood with Brittney and the Cosmo Club for a long time.  They battle everywhere even the parking lot! The match ends when Brittney Irish whips Alicia into Angel Orsini. Angel isn’t too happy and strikes Alicia withe the “ALL GUTS NO GLORY” Belt, which lets Brittney pick up the victory and regain the WSU Spirit Championship.

We then learn that Angel Orsini isn’t happy that she can’t challenge Mercedes Martinez for the WSU Championship. So she has had some beef with Awesome Kong and Jazz who both have individual matches with the champ.

The Champ Mercedes Martinez then gets on the phone and talks about her previous match up with Mickie James. She talks about Angel Orsini. Mercedes talks about Kong and Jazz. Mercedes is recovering from some injuries.

We learn that the next episode will have Amber O’Neal who has beaten Jazz twice!

Again, another coverage that’s a little late, but it will wrap up your weekend flawlessly!

After the scene fades from Michael Cole being a gormless twat, we see the ‘World Warrior’ Kaval, with his mentors, Laycool. They are singing and dancing like hyperactive goats. They tell him that they’re winners, so he better be ready to win! They all put their hands in for 1… 2… 3…WINNERS! Kaval mumbles “WIN” and storms off. Lots of YAYA-ing from Laycool – moreso Layla. REAL TALK: Michelle thinks there’s something going on between Kaval and Lay. Layla says that kiss to Kaval two weeks ago, was to help him out. Layla thinks hes “kinda cute”. She says when she closes her eyes, she likes to listen to his voice. Layla exits. Michelle says that’s WEIRD and Husky Harris walks in. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk back again, huh?” he asks Michelle, who tells him he should walk back again! That’s REAL talk for ya, fatso! In the videos below, we see the match between Husky and Kaval, and the ending of NXT, which sees Cody go nuts. He yells at Layla and attacks Kaval.