After a quick recap of the whole love triangle between Maxine, Dirty Derrick and Dirty Curty, we head to the ring where that annoyance that won’t seem to leave NXT, Percy Watson, is standing by. He introduces Derrick Bateman and they talk about his relationship with Maxine, how crazy women are etc. Dirty Curty then comes out and stirs the pot. JTG comes out to tell the world that Dirty Curty paid him to lie and say he left with Maxine last week. Dirty Derrick is fuming.

“If you want it come and get it” begins to play and the tron goes all green which only means one thing… The big boss Maxine is on her way out! She says everyone needs to SHUT UP! She’s all mad and stuff. She’s still wondering why every week she’s coming out, she’s on NXT. Not only is she tired of the Dirty’s squabbling over her, she’s tired of listening to Titus bark.

Maxine said she’s spent the majority of her life being told she’s too strong, too intimidating, too outspoken… But that’s not her problem. Maxine says all the boys can go shove it where the sun don’t shine! Maxine storms off MAD as ever as the guys catfight around in the ring. Continue Reading… »

Maxine’s husband-to-be, Derrick Bateman, is searching the halls for his one true love, but nobody knows where she is. He finally comes across the beautiful back of a woman he belives to be Maxine. He calls out her name and this random lady turns around. Bateman calls her “Mrs Perez”, telling us that it is indeed Maxine’s mummy. The older Maxine tells Derrick to settle down. She says Maxine was a little grumpy, but she’s been like that since childhood. She says Maxine has problems keeping her beau’s happy.

As she edges closer to him, Dirty Curty appears in a puff of smoke! Well, not really but shut up. “HOW DARE YOU!!” leaves the mouth of Mrs Wahini(?) Portia Perez and she leaves the pair after slapping Bateman! He hearts to hearts with DB and says he would never leave with another man’s fiance, but he was with his mum last week. DB throws himself at DC. LUCKILY ALL THE SUPERSTARS WERE ON HAND TO DRAG HIM OFF! Dirty Curty rubs his chest with Tyson Kidd to end the scene. Continue Reading… »

Today we’re kicking off NXT Best Coverage with a backstage segment, featuring NXT 3 winner, Kaitlyn with Dirty Curty! Dirty Curty is talking about putting up his Christmas tree. Maxine walks by and scoffs at them. Kaitlyn wants to know what Maxine’s problem is, but Dirty Curty punches Kaitlyin in the face and turns his attention to the Queen of Mean.

Dirty Curty then starts sniffing Maxine like a dog, and asks her if she’s wearing that nasty fragrance, jealousy. Maxine shakes it off saying it’s an insult to her for him to settle for something like Kaitlyn. Maxine gets all up close and personal, invading Dirty Curty’s private space. She says he doesn’t know how to handle a real woman as he always settles for little girls. He plants a kiss on his fingers and shoves them on her mouth. Dirty Curty then leaves.

“Hello Dear” is heard so Maxine just replies with a “shut up” and forces her tongue down her fiance’s throat. Maxine then backs off as she realises MRS. BATEMAN is there. Awkward introduction over, let’s cut to the chase. Momma Bateman snaps her fingers in the Z formation all over Maxine. If Maxine hurts one CURL on her baby boy’s head, she’ll take her down. She wishes Maxine good luck and waddles off, leaving Maxine pondering WTF she’s getting herself into. Continue Reading… »

Hello OSD readers, tonight im replacing Marc, so let’s get on with it!

We see JTG telling the fans to show some respect, and afterwards he introduces WWE’s newest couple, Maxine and Derrick Bateman! And as they enter the ring, Maxine picks up the mic and informs JTG that they’re couple is called “Betamax”. Derrick Bateman agrees with her saying that they’re name is a little bit to hot for TV! Going On, Derrick tells Maxine that he was caught on the heat of the moment last week, and he puts a wedding ring on Maxine’s  finger. You know what this means, freshly married.
Titus O’Neil theme plays, and out he comes followed by AJ and Percy Watson.

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September 20th

Miss AJ Lee is seen backstage on her mobile. She’s trying to get ahold of her little loverboy, Hornswoggle. The ‘Queen of Mean’ Maxine enters the scene. She greets AJ with a bitchy “WHAT?!” but AJ knows she’s upto something and asks her where he is. Maxine says Derrick’s soaking his feet… Oh, she meant Hornswoggle? Maxine tells AJ he got sick of little girls and headed out to Palm Springs with real women; The Bella Twins.

AJ calls Maxine out on being a liar but spiteful Maxine already has it covered. She pulls out her phone and shows AJ a picture. AJ doesn’t believe it though and she certainly doesn’t believe Maxine. AJ walks off and Maxine hollers at her that she’s looking forward to their match, before ending the scene with a snide “Photoshop is great!” followed by an evil genius giggle. Continue Reading… »

Sorry for the lateness, I’ve been ill, busy with work and busy with the Diva Shore! Anyways, back to the ugly, never ending season of NXT. Out comes Hornswoggle, Titus and AJ Lee all making green look very, very bad. The annoying leprechaun music is cut off by a replay we get of two weeks ago on NXT. It shows how Maxine defeated AJ because of Derrick Bateman’s lovely interference. The bad people’s music hits and out trots Derrick Bateman (in much smaller panties than usual) and my favourite, Maxine, looking damn sexy!

The Rookie Superstars “wrestle”, however I didn’t watch that bit. Nobody comes to OhSoDivalicious to hear about Superstars, do they? Eventually (3.48 mark on the video), Derrick falls back into his corner, where Maxine tags herself in. Titus dives on Derrick like an oversized dirty nappy, but the ref sends him back as he should. Both Divas then enter the ring, AJ getting a rather loud pop. Continue Reading… »

Last week on NXT saw the return of the ‘Ice Queen’, Maxine. She took out AJ Lee from behind before helping her boyfriend Derrick Bateman defeat Titus in a singles match. This week saw the two former rookie Divas go head to head in a singles match. But first, Maxine and Bateman backstage…

We get a recap of Maxine’s attack on AJ last week before NXT goes backstage where Bateman is giving his girlfriend a shoulder rub. Bateman says that they are the hottest couple in WWE, to which Maxine replies “OBVIOUSLY!”, like duh! When Bateman wins NXT, the hottest couple in WWE are gonna be more powerful than Steph and Trips, more provocative than Ledge and even bigger than Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire.. Um, who? Maxine didn’t like that last one.

Maxine’s worried about her match, as Hornswoggle’s really sneaky. But she’s determined to get rid of “that little twit” known as AJ Lee. Bateman calms Maxine’s nerves about Hornsy by saying he has a little suprise for him later, to which she replies she’ll have a suprise for him later too. She pulls him closer and whispers dirty things in his ear. Cue Maxine’s exit and a pervy smile from Bateman. Continue Reading… »

We kick off NXT with Titus O’Neil, Hornswoggle and NXT Season 3 Rookie Diva AJ Lee. Titus talks and hands it over to Hornswoggle, who drops to one knee and pulls out a small ring box. The box is opened and AJ pulls out a gummy ring. Titus says it means Hornswoggle will stay loyal and all that balogni. AJ tells Hornswoggle what matters to her is the size of his heart, not the amount of gifts or how tall (or short!) he is. The pair of trolls (thank you Maryse) are interupted by frizzy Lizzy, Derrick Bateman. The guys exchange words until Hornswoggle runs for Derrick. Titus soon follows, leaving the geek Goddess in the ring all alone.

AJ’s confused; she wants to know what’s going on. As AJ stands there by herself, the crowd all scream. Suddenly a browny-blonde haired woman clubs AJ in the back. She picks her up and rams her face first into the turnbuckle. AJ turns out, rithing in pain before getting sent to the mat with a big boot! The camera zooms out to show that AJ’s attacker is none other than fellow Season 3 Rookie Diva and current General Manager of FCW… Maxine! She flings something at AJ and gives her a swift kick before being booed out the ring. She is absolutely hated by the live crowd!

On Tuesday before NXT, Joey Styles announced via his twitter page that a six person mixed tag team match would main event NXT. He said it would be Ted DiBiase, Maryse and Brodus Clay to go up against Chris Masters, Byron Saxton and a mystery Diva! So, late Tuesday night, I made a post where you guys got involved and voted on who you thought the mystery Diva would be. The majority voted for RAW Diva Eve Torres who used to have a thing with the Masterpiece.

NXT Season #3 winner Kaitlyn was second runner up, followed by Santino’s new girlfriend Tamina. Other Divas mentioned were Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes and Kelly Kelly. One individual thought that former Diva and Knockout, Shelly Martinez, was going to be Masters’ partner… Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Anyway, nobody was right as it was the third generation Diva and reigning Divas champion Natalya who’s team would eventually go on to pick up the win. You can watch the match below…