Welcome to the first SmackDown of 2012! This week Tamina will face Natalya after an attack on the Queen of Harts last week. Let’s go on with it:

Natalya is already in the ring, with an upset look on her face, as we see a video package demonstrating her dad (Jim ” The Anvil” Neidhart). The video stops as Tamina’s badass theme plays and footage of her dad (Jimmy “The Superfly” Snuka) is shown and after it stops, the girls waste no time, as Natalya brings Tamina down and starts punching her and attacking her, showing that she is furious.
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Welcome to the sexy and hot Raw is Marcella!

We start off this new year with an irate Marcella since once again Cody Rhodes has lost.  It’s someone’s FAULT! They better be future endeavored or maybe they have been. 

Little Jimmy and R-Truth are so strange. I have no words for this.

The Bella Twins are backstage with The Miz. They are in the black ring gear that makes my dear brother– Marc– throw up. They are arguing about The Miz. The Miz silents them because they get cheeky with him. He asks them if they have seen R-Truth. They say no, but they seen Little Jimmy. He tells them he is HAPPY that Alberto is injured.  He storms off leaving the Bella Twins thinking “how rude”.

In another backstage segment, Dolph Ziggler is standing on his head like a weirdo and then speaks with Josh Matthews. Vickie Guerrero is there fixing is flat hair. What riveting TV! This is sure to win a Royally presented OSD 2012 END OF YEAR AWARD! /sarcasm

Three seconds later, we see Eve Torres backstage with Zack Ryder. He is babbling about their match last week. He has it on loop. Eve tells him that that is weird. I agree with her. ZACK RYDER, THAT IS TOO WEIRD! Jack Swagger then disses Ryder and Ryder disses him back. Bless, Ryder didn’t understand Swagger’s joke diss. Eve had to educate him.

We get a wonderful diva tag match. The Bella Twins bounce out in their matching black disasters.  Then, Kelly Kelly’s music hits as K2 and Eve Torres come out in attires that are the same shiny orange color. I like it when teams are color coded. It is very organized and orderly.  K2 starts out with Brie Bella.  Brie gets shoved into the corner and receives a stinkface and almost an Asstatic ala Brooke Tessmacher. I think K2 and Brooke are trying to be cheeky. Pun intended. However, Brie slams K2 by her hair. Nikki has been chanting like a banshee to get in.  Brie tags in Nikki.

K2 counters a move from Nikki who is trashtalking bitching  to high heavens.  K2 makes a much needed tag to Eve.  Eve clotheslines and then dropkicks Nikki. She hits several forearms and then does a booty pop. She goes to do her senton.  However, she  dropkicks Brie off of the apron because  Brie moved away from her corner and shouted abuse at her. Nikki and Eve fight to the death and Nikki gets a kick from the second rope. It is spelling defeat for the Twins. Eve goes up top and hits a beautiful moonsault on Nikki.

However, Brie breaks up the pin. This causes K2 to go APECRAZY! She is going psycho to the referee. The referee caught K2 and admonishes which allows the Bella Twins to do their patent Twin Magic. They switch!! Thus,  Brie rolls Nikki out and takes her place. Eve doesn’t notice and goes to grab “Nikki” (who is really Brie). Brie does some hooky weird pin by doing some sort of Maryse laying down on top of her opponent pin to pull off the victory!

The Bella Twins roll out and yell LOSERS to Eve and K2 for an hour. K2 runs to Eve to console and scream evils to the Bellas. We see a clip of the Bellas being naughty, which makes EVE and K2 so pissed. The Bellas continue to gloat and say and do bad things.

Vickie  Guerrero helps Dolph to the ring and Dolph wins by count out! So he beats CM PUNK thanks to Laurinatitis being a moron! Vickie just screams and yells at the idiotic referee. The referee, according to Vickie, doesn’t know how to count or do anything right.

Mr. Chris Jericho returns and does nothing but pander to the crowd. He then walks to the back. I hope that girl from his promos comes out and slaps Mr. Johnny Ace Laurinaitis.

Okay…. Kane doesn’t wrestle but he wanted to somehow tries to BUM Zack Ryder by bringing him under the ring.  As much as I like Kane, that, my friends, is weird.  There’s some freaky stuff that goes on under that ring!!! For example, there’s hell’s fire and brimstone under there and also Hornswoggle’s house.  Zack Ryder and John Cena try to act shocked and scared of the fire coming out of the hole that Kane crawled out of in the ring and tried to bum Zack in.

I think it’s safe to say I wasn’t amused by this first Raw of 2012.

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Hey there its Ollie , So I’m the newest member here at OSD and here is my first coverage.

We first see the knockouts in a recap of what has happened a few weeks ago:

- Karen Jarrett and Jeff Jarrett got fired by Sting also Madison Rayne was appointed the “Executive VP of the Knockouts.” aswell as the official guest referee of  Tara vs Brooke Tessmacher, in what we see was the potential break-up of  ”T’n'T” due to the sneaky tactics of Madison Rayne. The dynamic duo broke any chance of a break-up happening when they attacked Rayne.

We now go to the current TNA episode and see Gail Kim and Madison Rayne coming out, Rayne also holding a mic. Assuming she is still VP – Rayne demands Tara and Tessmacher to come to the ring. The vibrant pair come out as asked, looking somewhat confused and angry.  The tag-teams exchange dominant and fierce looks. Madison breaks the silence saying”…I’m gonna cut to the chase here, ‘cos the longer we drag this out, the longer we (Kim and Rayne) are susceptible to the diseases’s that the two of you are carrying around right now!” Rayne goes on to quote what she stated to T’n'T last week – “If you messed with me, you were both going to be fired!” Madison then stays to promise telling Tara and Brooke they are fired.

Sting’s music plays, interrupting the screeching of the Queen Bee. Rayne assures Sting that she has everything under-control strong to Sting’s disbelief. Sting now says that Madison has no power due to Karen’s legally binding contract. Madison squeals and jumps up in protest. Sting decides to mock the angry bee ready to sting! Sting eventually announces that Gail Kim will go on to defend her title tonight.. HARDCORE COUNTRY! Mickie comes out ready and fierce also look stunning as ever!

The ANGLE: This segment was pitiful and useless, nothing I haven’t see a MILLION times before Madison is constantly screaming damn I think I need a hearing aid! Gail could of been in this instead of just standing there. I liked when Sting mocked Madison but that is the ONLY highlight of the segment. Continue Reading… »

- Hello everyone, and welcome to another exciting edition of Smackdown, Smacked Down! First off I wanna wish everybody a great and happy new year!

- Last week we weren’t treated with a divas match, but this week Smackdown is back with divas action.

- We see Alicia Fox and Kaitlyn entering the arena as an energetic duo, with the fans applauding them. They get into the ring as we see a recap of what happened 2 weeks ago, when Alicia Fox defeated Natalya and after the match, she grabbed a piece of Natalya’s weave/ extensions.

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Helloooooooo everyone! It’s great to be here and giving you Raw coverage. I had a bad Christmas Holiday, but I am glad to be alive.  Since I am so happy, I decided to be nice to the unfortunates and give some people awards!

First off, it saddens me to see that Eden Stiles decided to part ways with WWE. Even though she asked for it, I always find it horrible that someone is future endeavored.

With that being said, I announce the winner of the Future Endeavor Award……

It’s JOHNNY ACE  Laurinaitis!  He should be so happy to win a precious award. :)

 Booker T better behave or I will give him the Future Endeavor Award!!!  Poor Cody Rhodes loses which makes me sad.

Kelly Kelly is backstage with Big Show. She is showing him her and the divas Perez Hilton column. A referee tells  Big Show that Laurinaitis needs him. Show doesn’t want to go.  The ref says it is important. Show says it better be important.  K2 goes OOOH YOU’RE IN TROUBLE! Show tells her thank you for the beauty tips and leaves.  K2 giggles everywhere.

Swagger and Ziggler are arguing and Vickie comes up to them. She tells them the important thing is that someone in her stable will be in the WWE title match next week.  Mark Henry EXCUSES THEM!

Eve Torres makes her way out for a mixed tag match. Her partner is Zack Ryder. It goes to commercial break.  We come back to find them wrestling Tyson Kidd and Natalya.  The men start out.

Kidd tags in Nattie and Eve comes in. Eve takes Nattie down. Eve booty pops and hits the standing moonsault for a two count. Nattie slams Eve’s face into the mat.  Nattie kicks Eve and she goes for the Sharpshooter. Eve kicks Nattie off and almost out of the ring. Eve tags in Ryder.

The men wrestle a bit.  Nattie breaks up a pin attempt by Ryder. Eve dropkicks Natalya into the ropes. They fist pumps. They hit the Broski boots on Kidd & Nattie. Ryder hits the Ruff Ryder on Kidd for the win. After the match, Eve and Ryder celebrate. They fist pump, hug, and play with the title.

Del Rio cries about his torn groin. The Bella Twins come out and  argue about who gets to throw a party in Del Rio’s honor when he returns. Del Rio gets mad and tells them to GTFO.

 Vickie helps Jack Swagger to the ring. She screams everywhere, especially when he loses to CM PUNK.  Dolph Ziggler comes flying out.   Vickie holds CM PUNK’s leg while  Swagger distracts the ref.  Bless, Johnny Ace tells Vickie and Swagger to GTFO. Oh no, he distracts Punkie and Dolphy pins Punkie for a title match.

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Welcome to Raw is Marcella!

We see Alicia Fox walking backstage as we learn she will face the unstoppable Beth Phoenix.

 The Foxy One and the Glamazon come to the ring.  Really, I don’t know what happened, I turned to my mother who gave me some pureed peaches. I saw Alicia do something and then  Beth Phoenix was  on the floor.  Fox hits her rolly polly leg drop HARD on Beth’s face for the win in this 3 second match.  I seen Beth roll out of the ring with a HUMONGOUS welt above her eye. Shiit! Anyways, Alicia grabs the microphone and does something dastardly! She hopes that everyone has a Foxy Holiday.

Rosa Mendes  helps Epico and Primo to the ring and they win. She dances and speaks Spanish everywhere. She was well pleased.

By the way, I heart Cody Rhodes.

The Bella Twins are backstage with John Laurinaitis and David Otunga.  The Sisters are being bad to each other. They are so MAD that Teddy Long was mean to them.  Mr. Creativity babbles but no one was listening. The Bellas kiss the cheeks of the disease.  Vickie Guerrero storms over all pissed and stuff and DEMANDS a rematch for Dolphy.  She gets so mad. Johnny tries to tell her that Hornswoggle is behind her.  The two have an exchange. Hornsy kisses Vickie under the mistletoe. SHE GETS LIVID!!!!!!! Everyone runs away. She tries to disinfect her mouth but to no avail.

Oh, we see  Vickie Guerrero help Dolphy to the ring for his six man match, where he teamed with Miz and Del Rio and lost to Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, and Zack Ryder. Bless.

[insert the sexy and hot logo Marc will eventually make for me when he has the time.  No pressure bro!]

Vickie Guerrero comes out in a MAD ugly dress and excuses all the stinky marks. Dolphy comes out in ugly metallic blue panties.  During the match, Vickie kept shouting. She even put Ziggy’s foot on the bottom rope. For this BAD behavior, she gets scolded by the referee. She is told to GTFO. She has a conniption.   Eventually, the WWWYKI man wins the US title, bro.

Alicia Fox is seen backstage with Booker T. OUT OF NOWHERE, my husband,  Cody Rhodes attacks the 5 time WCW champion (who really is a 6 time champ).

Rosa Mendes helps the cousin duo of Epico and Primo to the ring in their crushing lost against the champs, Air Boom. Bless, Rosa did the best job she could ever do! She danced and spoke Spanish.  Bless, Rosa’s so pretty.

Then we get treated to a Divas title match: Kelly Kelly vs. Divas Champ Beth Phoenix The Glamazon.

Beth comes to the ring and she is so going to be mad. K2 got this title for winning the Divalicious Slammy and clocking Beth with a slappypoo.  Beth wants K2 to slap her. So K2 doesn’t do it. Beth goes to slap K2, and K2 slap her. Beth get thrown outside. K2 leaps and does a Melina style head smasher. K2 applies the Candylicious on Beth.  Beth is really getting smacked about. Beth, suddenly, turns everything around.  She slams K2 into the match. There’s stomps, punches, and elbows along with a 2 count. Beth stands on K2 and the bottom rope.  K2 gets slammed and placed in a  camel clutch.  K2 does a bulldog and goes crazy on Beth. She climbs to the second rope and gets caught by Beth. Beth goes for two failed pin attempts. Beth goes to the top rope for a leg drop but misses. Beth  counter the K2 and goes for the Glam Slam. K2 rolls through but gets a 2 because Beth rolls through for a 2 count. Beth catches K2 on her shoulders and slams her face first with the Electric Chair for the win.

Beth Phoenix retains the Divas Title.

Vickie Guerrero helps Jack Swagger to the ring for his match against Sheamus. He loses and Vickie screams everywhere like a nice lady.

 Cody Rhodes and CM Punk were sexy and hot everywhere so I am a happy lady. (I saw Cody Rhodes three times!!!) Maybe,  WWE was trying to please me today since Ryder and Bryan are champions and Punkie and Rhodes retained.  I’m well pleased. I would have hate to have to scream at the WWE for idiocy and open up my stitches from my oral surgery. Thank you!

It’s that time of the week again… IT’S FRIDAY,FRIDAY! Wich means a dose of WWE Divas, along with some Rebecca Black… Let’s skip the Rebecca Black part, and go to the DIVAS!

Video: Natalya vs Alicia Fox

Alicia Fox is shown backstage walking down to the arena as we go to commercial break. When we return, Foxy’s fiesty theme song plays and she comes to the ring with more energy than usual. She makes her way to the ring as her opponent’s theme plays. Natalya brings a box of tissues, and starts throwing them randomly (What a waste of tissues), anyways she comes to the ring as Alicia Fox stares at her smiling, showing absolutely no fear.
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After a quick recap of the whole love triangle between Maxine, Dirty Derrick and Dirty Curty, we head to the ring where that annoyance that won’t seem to leave NXT, Percy Watson, is standing by. He introduces Derrick Bateman and they talk about his relationship with Maxine, how crazy women are etc. Dirty Curty then comes out and stirs the pot. JTG comes out to tell the world that Dirty Curty paid him to lie and say he left with Maxine last week. Dirty Derrick is fuming.

“If you want it come and get it” begins to play and the tron goes all green which only means one thing… The big boss Maxine is on her way out! She says everyone needs to SHUT UP! She’s all mad and stuff. She’s still wondering why every week she’s coming out, she’s on NXT. Not only is she tired of the Dirty’s squabbling over her, she’s tired of listening to Titus bark.

Maxine said she’s spent the majority of her life being told she’s too strong, too intimidating, too outspoken… But that’s not her problem. Maxine says all the boys can go shove it where the sun don’t shine! Maxine storms off MAD as ever as the guys catfight around in the ring. Continue Reading… »