The scoreboard wasn’t posted last week due to our conflicting schedules, however, it’s back this week and as you can see, The Royals (that’s me and Marcella) have gained a point, as have Monday Night RAW!

Last week on RAW saw a ‘Red Carpet’ Diva battle royal, where the winner earned a shot at Maryse’s title. On iMPACT! last week, we saw the rather silly random lock box clusterfuck thing. Bless, we weren’t impressed with TNA’s offerings, but we absolutely LOVED RAW’s – therefore, RAW gained a point.

This week, neither show impressed us. We saw the same boring stuff from TNA – the ever so riviting (sarcasm) ‘feud’ between Angelina and Tara heated up even more and Velvet was a skank everywhere. On RAW, in a huge shock, Eve won the Divas title from Maryse and eight Divas competed in a triple threat tag team match, which was just pointless, very silly and way too gimmicky. So, we decided that we’d get the point for this week.

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Post title song – Prom Dress

Welcome to the RAWVIEW, a review of the live red brand action. Last night saw a new number one contender (to the Divas title) crowned, in a ‘Red Carpet Dress to Impress’ battle royal match! The Divas wearing dresses was unnecessary and totally silly and random – but it served it’s purpose, I guess.

The Divas champion, Maryse, was a guest on commentary and I absolutely loved every second of it! The bitchy remarks she came out with about every Diva was priceless! So, after Maryse says “I cannot wait, I’m sure they’re all gonna embarras themselves with this!”, Justin introduces us to the match-up! Kelly Kelly makes her way out, followed by Alicia Fox! Maryse says “A little bit bumble bee, with a wig on!” about Alicia! I love how she’s digging at the heels too! Next out is Gail Kim. Rosa Mendes comes out next in a puffy white dress thingy. This makes Maryse laugh. “This is embarrasing, it’s not halloween, and she looks like she’s wearing a lampshade!” After Rosa, Jillian Hall, Katie Lea and The Bella Twins come out. Eve is out last and gets absolutely slated by the Divas champ! “By far the worst of the night! She probably borrowed that dress from her grandma’s closet. You know what Eve, the fashion police called, they want you on a show called What Not To Wear and she’ll do fabulous!” she says! BURNNNNNNNNN.

Okay after like three and a bit minutes of entrances and bitching, the match begins! The bell rings and Rosa Mendes immediately charges at The Bella Twins, but both of them topple her out of the ring, bless. Rosa Mendes is eliminated. K2 and Jillian fight as Alicia hits Gail Kim. Katie Lea then goes for a Bella as Alicia goes for the other! Katie knocks her to the floor and kicks her out of the ring. A Bella is eliminated. The other Bella fights back on Alicia, she goes to kick her but Alicia moves out of the way! The Bella gets her leg stuck on the middle rope and Alicia kicks her ass out the ring! The other Bella is eliminated. K2 and Eve seem to be double teaming Jillian as Katie Lea is dominating Gail Kim. Alicia has a smart strategy and stays in the corner for a bit, away from the other girls. Katie throws Gail into the corner and goes for a move, but Gail sneakily flies out of the ring but gets elbowed. Katie gets through the ropes and but Gail hits her with her signature jumpy move, which knocks Katie onto the apron. They try to throw each other off, but K2 dropkicks both of them! Katie Lea and Gail Kim are eliminated. K2 points and laughs, taking her eye off the game! Alicia hits a double axe handle on the back of Kelly. She grabs her by the hair and Irish whips her off the ropes, but K2 reverses with her beautiful headscissors! K2 screams to see if the fans want more, which they do – but bless, they aint gonna get it as Jillian lifts Kelly up onto her shoulders and Samoan drops her out of the ring. K2 is eliminated. I guess that’s one way to do it! Eve is propped ontop of the turnbuckle, so Alicia kicks her down. Jillian and Alicia throw Eve back into the corner and hit double a suplex. They Irish whip her back into the corner, Jillian Irish whips Alicia into Eve, but Eve dodges out the way and the turnbuckle post and Alicia meet! Eve pushes Alicia out the ring. Alicia Fox is eliminated. Jillian, clearly mad now, goes straight after Eve and knocks her down. She backs up to the oppisite side of the ring and SCREECHES! She signals for her flippy turnbuckle elbow move which again she misses as Eve catches her with her legs! Jillian walks over to the ropes, where Alicia jumps up and pulls Eve off. Eve then hits a nasty kick to Alicia, sending her back out to the mat. Jillian is yelling and prancing around thinking she’s won, but she turns around and her face drops. She glares at Eve and runs for her, but Eve pulls down the rope and Jillian falls straight through! Jillian is eliminated. Maryse looks disgusted as Eve jumps up on the turnbuckle. Maryse does her signature TALK TO THE HAND pose before saying “I would need some kind of extension for my Divas title ‘cos she’s so WIDE on the hips!”. Bitch, please.

I actually really liked the match overall, but the dresses were a little too random and off putting for me. But it was a good match on the whole and Maryse’s commentary was the best. You can watch the match below.

The TNA Knockouts really impressed us last week, so iMPACT! got one point up on the scoreboard, but bless, last night left ALOT to be desired, therefore, the winners who gain another point this week are myself and Marcella; The Royals.

I mean honestly, iMPACT!’s match was very silly, despite great acting and ‘wrestling’ on Daffney’s part and RAW’s matches, well, one lasted like less than ten seconds and the other one was more pointless than a zipper on a sock. Anyways, out of all of this nonsense, we have one bit of good news for the Divas – there’s two new contenders for the Divas title – The Bella Twins! If WWE go through with it, I’m gonna be quite excited for the match. Check out the ‘War’ in videos after the cut. Continue Reading… »

Today we have some idiots from The Hot Tub  on Raw.  We have a First Blood Match between Tara & Daffney on Impact. ( Impact information will be up tomorrow or the next day!)

The Hot Tub weirdoes said that they face the divas. We aren’t allowed to be in the hot tub with them. O.O Who cares?

We see the Bella Twins, Rosa Mendes, and Tiffany are in the hot tub with the weirdoes. The winner of this “match” might get a future Diva’s Title Match.  I have no idea nor do I care about this FAKE match.

A WrestleMania Rematch of the Five on Five Diva Tag

The faces come out to  Kelly Kelly’s theme music. The heels come out to Maryse’s theme.  Maryse starts out with  Eve Torres. She throws her hand in the face of Eve.  She then does her hair flip, only to be pinned by Eve Torres. Maryse rolls out to argue with Simply Flawless. It looks like Alicia Fox has taken the side of Maryse. This leaves Vickie Guerrero to scream “EXCUSE MEEEE“  to Eve. She then points at the five face divas( Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, and Eve Torres) and says she has four people with her. But nope, her people are busy arguing. So Vickie knows she’s in trouble so she hightails it out of there. The faces turned their attention to the retreating Vickie. The heels strike the babyfaces. Therefore, they roll around and fight. The babyfaces drive the heels to the hills. Alicia helps Maryse as  LayCool runs after Vickie( I guess?). The babyfaces celebrate.  ( WHAT A WONDERFUL MATCH! NOT! This wasn’t a match! Bless!!!! EXCUSE ME WWE, but your stupidness irks me!!!)

THIS IS A BROADCASTING NOTICE! IT TOOK ME LONGER TO WRITE THIS MATCH COVERAGE THAN  WHAT THE MATCH WAS. THANK YOU!

SHOWMIZ interrupts Bret Hart.  Hart Dynasty (with Natalya) make the save. They want Show Miz. I hope that means the Hart Dynasty wins and gets a PUSH! I guess they are faces now. Natalya is ringside with her Uncle Bret. She is shouting and BANGING on the mat for her team. This match is not for the Undisputed Tag Titles. ShowMiz flew away ‘cos they wanted no part in Hart Dynasty. The Hart Dynasty parade around to celebrate their win.

We see the HOT Tub again! Tiffany & Rosa are very creeped out by the nerds.  They leave. Another nerd, Craig ( who didn’t get the right flight), declared THE BELLA TWINS the winners.  He gives Mark Henry to the two nerds along with Hornswoggle. Bless, how ugly!

Hello Fangirl Mode! It’s Marcella & a billion other girls as Randy Orton  & John Cena are tagging together. <3

#THANKYOU SHAWN It’s truly the end of an era.

Here’s your chance to see how TNA vs WWE action fared.

First up is the cluster mess of WWE!

Six Divas Tag Team Match
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There it comes TNA KNOCKOUT ACTION! ( If you want to see Christy Hemme-ifed interviews and Chelsea go visit Jokerwilds @ Dailymotion.com to see it!!)

Eight Knockout Tag Team Match
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The Royals are in the lead, bless. If you blinked on RAW’s Diva match, you would of missed it as it was about thirty seconds long! It was a waste of time, had no build up and just a reason to sling a bunch of Divas out there at once. TNA also had a tag match and I thought that TNA were just throwing the girls together, but really, the Knockouts match was very good! Despite them copying the end of several Diva tag matches, the overall match was nonstop action and it was nice to see Taylor Wilde again!

So, check out the scoreboard below..

The “War In Videos” post will be up later today or tomorrow when our official video source, Jokerwilds, uploads the videos!

Last week saw two random bookings which caused the new “war” to fail and The Royals gain a point on the scoreboard. This past Monday however, we saw two decentish bookings, however, The Royals pull off another point due to us not being totally into either show. Check out the scoreboard below..

You can check out all the Diva happenings of RAW and iMPACT! below, in the “War In Videos” post. Can RAW or iMPACT! break The Royals winning spree on the scoreboard next week?! Tune in to find out guys! ;)

The “Monday Night Wars” began last night again, apparently. However, with the lackluster shows both companies churned out last night, particularly TNA, I don’t see this as the start of the apparant war. Seriously, The Royals did better and made both shows sound sexy, fun and entertaining in our beautiful live coverage post. So the scoreboard stands as this..

BLESS! With us as the big bad bitch judges, RAW and iMPACT! don’t stand a chance! So, let’s get onto the action, shall we?

RAW saw Jillian lose her voice, The Bellas whore around with the guest host and the team of Eve, Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim defeat Katie Lea, Alicia Fox and Divas champ Maryse! iMPACT! saw Dixie get threatened by Sting, Brooke Hogan crying hysterically everywhere and the crowning of new Knockout tag champions; The Beautiful People! – Yes, all three of them. So, we kick off the “war” in videos, with both ladies matches!

To see the other segments including The Beautiful People’s celebration, click to carry on after the cut. Continue Reading… »

We all know last night’s Springer Show segment was a hot mess, I mean, we found out that Kelly Kelly was pregnant and slept with half the lockerroom, Brie Bella is a man, Eve Torres was cheating on Chris Masters with Khali AND Jerry Springer has been having a sordid affair with Mae Young! But, then we all found it out was false. So myself, Marcella and Trisha, are on hand as usual to share our personal opinions on the segment.

MARC SAYS: I have to say I was dreading a Springer Show segment as I thought a big fiasco with Jillian, Santino and Chavo was going to explode! However, something different exploded and boy did I love it! The only thing that put a downer on all of it, was when King said it was all lies! I was so upset. They could of made this whole episode into some really weird storyline, maybe even turn Eve heel and have her feud with Kelly. But Nikki screaming “BRIE IS A MAN!” had to be the funniest thing ever and when they fought, I was so hoping for another Brie vs. Nikki feud, as the last one was cut way too short. Overall, I think everyone put on a good show, kudos to them!

MARCELLA SAYS: The Jerry Springer Show on Raw was indeed a trainwreck. As you can tell by my RAW IS MARCELLA post, I felt like I was dying because of the sheer idiocy of the content. I’m sorry that I couldn’t spare reality for a moment, it was probably due to my shitty wireless internet. It’s too weird that Kelly Kelly was pregnant within three days. I think what turned me off was Kelly’s acting. She was giggling throughout it so I couldn’t pretend that it was real. I have to say Eve did a tremendous job with her part. I did,however, laugh very hard, when Nikki said Brie was a man. So my favorite part was Mae Young’s involvement. She’s so wacky and really, it’s always obvious she will be apart of these kinds of antics! Overall, it was a bit too weird and silly. I did enjoy that they made a parody of his show and showed how ridiculous it is. I really much rather had all the divas wrestle or at least TWO wrestle. Hell, I would have rather a Cupid On a Pole Match or some match to this! There’s no way a storyline could come out of this sillyfest!

TRISHA SAYS: I actually can’t STAND The Jerry Springer Show whenever it’s on my TV, give me The Jeremy Kyle Show any day… It’s got more of a controlled chaos. Whenever I flick to Jerry Springer, there’s trannies, cheating and a whole lot of fighting going on. Tell me it’s coming to Raw, and that’s EXACTLY what I was expecting. *Insert facepalm here* … Except this time, I moved my fingers apart to watch what Jerry had in store for us and I found it hilarious. Okay, sure, it made Kelly look like a bit of a slapper, but she was a good sport. As for Santino not being able to, uhh, finish the job, that was a little over the PG rating, just a little jibe that WWE can get away with! I didn’t expect the Bella Twins at all, but when Nikki ‘confessed’ that Brie’s a MAN, I cracked up! So many people involved, but it wasn’t as chaotic as the usual Jerry Springer Show… Plus a little bit of Mae Young is always nice to have once in a while, she looked very well for her age! ♥ I have to quote Jerry himself when I say that I enjoyed the segment a lot… “Please don’t judge me!”

So, that’s what we think, but what did you think of the Springer Show!?