The scoreboard wasn’t posted last week due to our conflicting schedules, however, it’s back this week and as you can see, The Royals (that’s me and Marcella) have gained a point, as have Monday Night RAW!

Last week on RAW saw a ‘Red Carpet’ Diva battle royal, where the winner earned a shot at Maryse’s title. On iMPACT! last week, we saw the rather silly random lock box clusterfuck thing. Bless, we weren’t impressed with TNA’s offerings, but we absolutely LOVED RAW’s – therefore, RAW gained a point.

This week, neither show impressed us. We saw the same boring stuff from TNA – the ever so riviting (sarcasm) ‘feud’ between Angelina and Tara heated up even more and Velvet was a skank everywhere. On RAW, in a huge shock, Eve won the Divas title from Maryse and eight Divas competed in a triple threat tag team match, which was just pointless, very silly and way too gimmicky. So, we decided that we’d get the point for this week.

To watch all the action from these past two weeks from RAW and iMPACT!, you can head on over to our official video source – Jokerwilds.

The TNA Knockouts really impressed us last week, so iMPACT! got one point up on the scoreboard, but bless, last night left ALOT to be desired, therefore, the winners who gain another point this week are myself and Marcella; The Royals.

I mean honestly, iMPACT!’s match was very silly, despite great acting and ‘wrestling’ on Daffney’s part and RAW’s matches, well, one lasted like less than ten seconds and the other one was more pointless than a zipper on a sock. Anyways, out of all of this nonsense, we have one bit of good news for the Divas – there’s two new contenders for the Divas title – The Bella Twins! If WWE go through with it, I’m gonna be quite excited for the match. Check out the ‘War’ in videos after the cut. Continue Reading… »

Today we have some idiots from The Hot Tub  on Raw.  We have a First Blood Match between Tara & Daffney on Impact. ( Impact information will be up tomorrow or the next day!)

The Hot Tub weirdoes said that they face the divas. We aren’t allowed to be in the hot tub with them. O.O Who cares?

We see the Bella Twins, Rosa Mendes, and Tiffany are in the hot tub with the weirdoes. The winner of this “match” might get a future Diva’s Title Match.  I have no idea nor do I care about this FAKE match.

A WrestleMania Rematch of the Five on Five Diva Tag

The faces come out to  Kelly Kelly’s theme music. The heels come out to Maryse’s theme.  Maryse starts out with  Eve Torres. She throws her hand in the face of Eve.  She then does her hair flip, only to be pinned by Eve Torres. Maryse rolls out to argue with Simply Flawless. It looks like Alicia Fox has taken the side of Maryse. This leaves Vickie Guerrero to scream “EXCUSE MEEEE“  to Eve. She then points at the five face divas( Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, and Eve Torres) and says she has four people with her. But nope, her people are busy arguing. So Vickie knows she’s in trouble so she hightails it out of there. The faces turned their attention to the retreating Vickie. The heels strike the babyfaces. Therefore, they roll around and fight. The babyfaces drive the heels to the hills. Alicia helps Maryse as  LayCool runs after Vickie( I guess?). The babyfaces celebrate.  ( WHAT A WONDERFUL MATCH! NOT! This wasn’t a match! Bless!!!! EXCUSE ME WWE, but your stupidness irks me!!!)

THIS IS A BROADCASTING NOTICE! IT TOOK ME LONGER TO WRITE THIS MATCH COVERAGE THAN  WHAT THE MATCH WAS. THANK YOU!

SHOWMIZ interrupts Bret Hart.  Hart Dynasty (with Natalya) make the save. They want Show Miz. I hope that means the Hart Dynasty wins and gets a PUSH! I guess they are faces now. Natalya is ringside with her Uncle Bret. She is shouting and BANGING on the mat for her team. This match is not for the Undisputed Tag Titles. ShowMiz flew away ‘cos they wanted no part in Hart Dynasty. The Hart Dynasty parade around to celebrate their win.

We see the HOT Tub again! Tiffany & Rosa are very creeped out by the nerds.  They leave. Another nerd, Craig ( who didn’t get the right flight), declared THE BELLA TWINS the winners.  He gives Mark Henry to the two nerds along with Hornswoggle. Bless, how ugly!

Hello Fangirl Mode! It’s Marcella & a billion other girls as Randy Orton  & John Cena are tagging together. <3

#THANKYOU SHAWN It’s truly the end of an era.

Here’s your chance to see how TNA vs WWE action fared.

First up is the cluster mess of WWE!

Six Divas Tag Team Match
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There it comes TNA KNOCKOUT ACTION! ( If you want to see Christy Hemme-ifed interviews and Chelsea go visit Jokerwilds @ Dailymotion.com to see it!!)

Eight Knockout Tag Team Match
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The Royals are in the lead, bless. If you blinked on RAW’s Diva match, you would of missed it as it was about thirty seconds long! It was a waste of time, had no build up and just a reason to sling a bunch of Divas out there at once. TNA also had a tag match and I thought that TNA were just throwing the girls together, but really, the Knockouts match was very good! Despite them copying the end of several Diva tag matches, the overall match was nonstop action and it was nice to see Taylor Wilde again!

So, check out the scoreboard below..

The “War In Videos” post will be up later today or tomorrow when our official video source, Jokerwilds, uploads the videos!

Last week saw two random bookings which caused the new “war” to fail and The Royals gain a point on the scoreboard. This past Monday however, we saw two decentish bookings, however, The Royals pull off another point due to us not being totally into either show. Check out the scoreboard below..

You can check out all the Diva happenings of RAW and iMPACT! below, in the “War In Videos” post. Can RAW or iMPACT! break The Royals winning spree on the scoreboard next week?! Tune in to find out guys! ;)

The “Monday Night Wars” began last night again, apparently. However, with the lackluster shows both companies churned out last night, particularly TNA, I don’t see this as the start of the apparant war. Seriously, The Royals did better and made both shows sound sexy, fun and entertaining in our beautiful live coverage post. So the scoreboard stands as this..

BLESS! With us as the big bad bitch judges, RAW and iMPACT! don’t stand a chance! So, let’s get onto the action, shall we?

RAW saw Jillian lose her voice, The Bellas whore around with the guest host and the team of Eve, Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim defeat Katie Lea, Alicia Fox and Divas champ Maryse! iMPACT! saw Dixie get threatened by Sting, Brooke Hogan crying hysterically everywhere and the crowning of new Knockout tag champions; The Beautiful People! – Yes, all three of them. So, we kick off the “war” in videos, with both ladies matches!

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