Good luck in your future endeavours!

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Welcome to Wrestlemania 28! 

Despite not being healthy enough to do coverage, I will do my coverage anyway since WrestleMania is ONLY once a year.

I will be back to covering Raw and WWE PPVs in May since I will receive surgery this coming week.

Now for what you really want to hear about!

Pre WrestleMania Match

Epico & Primo vs. Usos vs. Tyson & Gabriel saw the tag champs (Epico & Primo) win. Rosa Mendes was pleased.

Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee are backstage in an interview. They kiss and AJ does the “YES” dance like a silly.

Now it’s time for Mania.

Lilian Garcia does a TREMENDOUS  job with the anthem.

AJ Lee  helps Daniel Bryan to the ring. She gives him a kiss and Daniel gets flatten by Sheamus.

AJ tries to console the former champion. BLESS!

Backstage, Team Johnny is babbling. Miz tries a pep talk but Brie Bella and Vickie Guerrero give him scary looks.  David Otunga (who thinks he is a stripper) drinks his FAKE coffee everywhere.

Just to let people know, Wrestlemania 29 is in New Jersey. VERY CLOSE TO THIS HAPPY LADY!

Orton loses on his birthday. :(

Cody loses his title in his dress. :(

We see a hype video for divas (all divas minus Kharma and Maxine were shown!) Lots of Layla shown! (Plus, throughout the night we seen footage of the Mania  week featuring superstars and divas!)

Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly vs. Eve Torres & WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix

Eve comes out with Beth (who thinks she is a bird).  Kelly Kelly and Maria then come out.  K2 and Eve start out. They roll around. Kelly takes Eve to the corner for the back elbow  to no avail. . Eve goes up top for the moonsault but Kelly knocks her down. Maria tags in. She and Kelly do a double “sweet face” to Eve in the corner. Eve takes Maria down  and spanks her everywhere.

Finally, Maria tags K2 back in. K2 goes nuts on Beth.   K2 goes up top and hits Molly Holly’s  Molly-Go-Round pinning Beth but  Eve breaks it up. K2 blocks the Glam Slam into a bulldog.  Maria takes ninety years to go on top. Beth lifts Maria over head until Kelly makes the save. They do a dance and Maria rolls up Beth for the win.

Winners: Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos

They honor the HOF’ers.  Congratulations to them all!!!

Brie Bella introduces Team Johnny, who have Vickie Guerrero as the flag bearer.  Nikki Bella introduces Team Teddy, who has Eve sniffing Zack Ryder and Aksana sniffing Teddy.  Vickie cackles EVERYWHERE! She and Aksana get into a catfight which the Bellas join in for fun.

At the end of the match, Eve rolls in and fist pumps with Zack  distracting him, so he loses for his team. BLESS. After the match, she kicks him in the now flat balls.

Why didn’t Aksana rip her weave off?

Torrie Wilson is sitting in the front row with an idiot.

For some reason,  I’m still swooning over how nice CM PUNK looked in his suit in the Hall of Fame. Bless me.

Cameron and Naomi dance with Brodus Clay. Brodus’ MOMMA and her Bridge club dance. They have scared my Uncle, which I’m eternally grateful to them. THANK YOU!

I would like to know if catering at this event was any good….

Awwh Cena is nice to Betty Skaaland, Arnold Skaaland’s wife.

Bless WM 28! Next year better be off the charts or WWE will not know what hits them when messing with the Big Apple!!!

If you thought Daniel Bryan’s treatment of his girlfriend A.J. over the past few weeks was bad, it’s about to get worse! The World Heavyweight Champion has taken to Facebook to write A.J. a very scathing letter:

I wanted to publicly share some things that AJ can do to make herself a better Diva:

1. Be taller. Not sure how? How about trading in those Chuck Taylors for a nice pair of heels?

2. Adopt a strict vegan lifestyle to stay mentally and physically fit. Maybe if you stop eating eggs, you’ll stop walking on eggshells all the time.

3. Highlight your beauty through silence. Be seen but not heard.

4. Focus on inspiring others as a role model, exhibiting real beauty on the inside and outside … like me.

5. How about trading in those skulls you wear on your clothes for the butterfly of the Divas Title?

6. Remember that “gamer” really means “loser couch potato”.

7. Only champions have enough discipline to not get fat from eating vegan animal crackers. Please stop
asking me to share and buy a second box.

8. Just consider that Pokemon is a silly children’s game and will prevent people from taking you seriously.

9. To create a constant glow, fill yourself with the blissful reality that you are dating the World Heavyweight Champion!

D.B.

With all due respect, D-Bry? You, sir, are being a complete d-bag!

Brooke Hogan‘s former producer Scott Storch had a few comments regarding his former client recently.

Storch – also known for working with the likes of Paris Hilton, Beyoncé and Pink – was arrested earlier this month in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine. TMZ caught up with him, a few days later, and asked him about Brooke and Chyna’s new porn flick. When Brooke’s name was brought up, Storch said “oh my God”, claiming that she is no longer signed by him (old news) before stating that “she’d make one hell of a wrestler”.

Check out the video below:

Oh my gosh, are you ready for this? Hall of Famer Sunny – real name Tammy Sytch – ripped on Diva Search winner Ashley Massaro on Facebook, but probably bit off a LOT more than she could chew. Ashley was too hot to handle once Sunny got her PO’d!

According to Sunny on her BitchBook Facebook account (Duh, where else would she go to rant?), Ashley failed to introduce herself at a collectible memorabilia and media show in Boston, Massachusetts. Oh, and she was also “dressed like a stripper”. Hello, Bitter Betty!

Sytch bitched wrote:

Ashley Massaro can kiss my hof ass…not once did she introduce herself to me. Not once and she dressed like a stripper.

Upon seeing this, Ash Mass was probably like “Oh, Hell NO” to her computer and Tweeted a lengthy response, basically telling Sunny to sit down and get off of her high horse. And diet. Ouch!

Just a few words I’d like to share. This may be a bit long so bare with me. When I arrived at WWE I ALWAYS greeted every single talent there with the utmost respect and made it a point to shake hands and greet everyone my entire tenure. NOW when some piglet talks smack about myself and half the divas roster, and then gets bothered by the fact that I did not do the same after she bashed myself and my friends, she can go eat another meatball sub and stay the f away from me.

Do you honestly think I respect you after the things you said? Well I don’t and I hope I’ve made that clear. Mind your own life and I’ll do the same. You got a problem HIT ME UP! Don’t cowardly talk about me on your Facebook or in interviews.

Get a life you beached whale and stop with the jealousy because I see right through you. I love my life, my fans, my punx and my family. You’re just pissed because the rest of us you tried to throw under the bus haven’t gained 70 pounds. So hate on hater, I’ll be happy living my life and laughing at your poor attempts to make others feel bad. You make yourself look so foolish talking bad about others. Get some self confidence and maybe a diet. Lol.

After Ashley finished her tirade, she claimed to “have no time for talking about this loser”. She concluded that if Sunny wants a war, “you know where to find me.”

The ball’s in your court, Sunny!

Johnny Swinger (who performed as Johnny Parisi in WWE between 2005 and 2006) was a guest on Right After Wrestling. One thing Johnny discussed was a character and storyline he had planned out for himself. For some wild reason, WWE didn’t choose to go through with the idea and Johnny was evidently released. Check out his proposition below:

“I sidestepped creative and went straight to Vince. I asked for just a moment of his time and I laid out this character where I was a hermaphrodite and I would wrestle in both the male and female division. I would do a program with Trish Stratus and win the the Women’s title then go against Cena. I had angles written to go against Trish, Kane and Cena. I wanted to go to the top. I wasn’t going to pitch an idea to wrestle the first match of the night. I wanted to make money and be in the main event. I own the character…I have a patent for it so if it used on TV, I’ll get paid either way.”

Uhm. Weird.

A drunken former WWE Diva Ashley Massaro appeared on Gregory Helms’ webshow Highway to Helms, taking shots and drinking beer alongside Helms and fellow guest Johnny Fairplay.

The three talked about Diva Mania, her new show coming out in the Fall and had a general chit-chat until Velvet Sky, Gregory Helms’ ex-girlfriend, was brought up by Fairplay. As soon as the Knockout’s name was mentioned, Ashley stated “fuck that bitch” as the trio high-fived.

Ashley jokingly claimed she’ll “Starstruck yo’ ass” to Fairplay, who then joked that he’d be safer with her than Kelly Kelly, or something like that. The trio then took another shot.

The video where Ashley makes these comments can be found here.

It gets better. JWoww took to her Twitter account to comment on rival Angelina’s comments.

Who went on TNA 1st? I did. so who’s the copy cat then?! why wont she disappear? … Who knows what I’m talking about? Lol

I hate to break it Angelina, but I reckon Snooki did a much better job on Raw than she did on iMPACT!, I’m with JWoww on this one.

RAW last night saw Eve Torres become the new number one contender for the Divas title (again) after she defeated Maryse. In a WWE Universe chat session, The Fink kicked up a fuss, when he said the following two statements:

I have had it with the Raw Diva division.

I DO NOT hate Divas…..I am not a fan of who is the # 1 contender

He could just mean that he’s not a fan of Eve being number one contender again, or, he’s not a fan of Eve Torres all together! We’ll leave it upto you to decide, unless Fink sets the record straight.

Personally, I think WWE are completely rinsing out using Eve as the number one contender. There’s more things you can do with a feud than keep having one Diva as number one contender. They could easily put Brie, Nikki, Gail Kim or Natalya (who are all face Divas) up against Fox.

Celebrity gossip site DListed posted about Maria going about her life. They seem to be insulting her over nothing, which is really, really harsh. Perhaps if they looked into her career, they’d be able to realise that she is a former wrestler, but they seem to see her as just another reality television contestant who is really gagging for fame. Not quite the Maria us fans know and love, eh?

Then again, that’s how the site rolls, as they usually enjoy making derogatory posts about Brooke Hogan, too. Here’s what they had to say.

Break off a bone from a chicken drumstick and sharpen it into a shank, because shit is getting real. This isn’t international supermodel Phoebe Price, this is an impostor who goes by the name Maria Kanellis. Maria is a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice, and it looks like she’s trying to get a piece of the chicken pot pie. Bitch ain’t even a Chicken McNugget, let alone Chicken Cutlets!

Everybody and their butcher knows that Phoebe Price is the only creature with hair like a red fern waterfall who is allowed to put reject craft projects on top of her head! And Maria is doing everything wrong.

You’re not supposed to actually read the tabloid, you’re supposed to turn to some random page and pose with it! You’re not supposed to pay the parking meter, you’re supposed to pose in front of it as though it’s the Eiffel Tower. Really, Maria!? If you’re going to attempt to copy perfection, you have to come harder. Maybe PP will see something in this lost poor thing and take Maria under her freckled wing.

More pictures of Maria and the article can be found by clicking the thumbnail image.