With WWE.com ranking the ‘Top 15 Primetime Playboys’, I thought it was only right we pay homage to some of the most immoral, sauciest, naughtiest, dirty Divas of all time with our very own ‘Top 15 Dirty Divas’ list!

#15 – NIDIA

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3
The first ever Tough Enough winner Nidia made her official debut not by winning any matches, but by stalking The Hurricane! Then she moved on to each week, publically swapping spit with then boyfriend, Jamie Noble. Whilst she was under Noble’s trailer park trance, Nidia even went as far as giving Michael Cole a lap dance! Also, she chewed gum with her mouth open, which is disgusting – nobody wants to see what’s in your mouth!

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The last time we had a music makeover, 30% of you guys that voted thought Brooke Tessmacher should be bouncing down the ring to Rihanna’s saucy “S&M” song, and 15% thought she should keep her current theme, making it come third place in the poll.

Today’s music makeover is none other than the brand-new-returned-from-injury-new-Divas-champ LAYLA! Last night at Extreme Rules – one year since she injured her knee – Layla made her return as a surprise opponent for Nikki Bella and she went on to capture the Divas championship for the first time in her career, making her the fifth Diva to hold both the Divas and now retired Women’s titles. Layla returned using her old Laycool theme, “You’re Not Enough For Me” which now, I think is too old and overused… it’s time for change!

To listen to all the songs, click the ♫ beside the song title and artist name. Listen to the Lay’s current entrance music. ♫

“Pound The Alarm” by Nicki Minaj ♫

Making her big return to RAW tonight as Divas champion, the new bubbly good girl Layla needs a proper dancey track to get her motivated and the crowd pumped – Nicki Minaj’s ‘Pound The Alarm’ just does that. It could get the crowd pumped in an instant with the catchy dance / pop hook. Music makes me high.

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WWE.com has ranked the top devastating submission holds and out of TWENTY-FIVE, there are no mentions of Divas! With that in mind, I’ve compiled a list of the top 5 DIVALICIOUS submission holds seen from our Divas and Knockouts.

#5 – NATALYA

SHARPSHOOTER Watch: #1
The Sharpshooter hold may have been ranked number one on WWE.com’s version of the submission rankings, but Nattie’s leg lock is probably the least devastating out of the Diva submission holds ranked.

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In light of Trish Stratus’ finishing move the Chick Kick being ranked number eight out of the ten best kicks WWE had ever seen, I thought it was about time we made another list here at OhSoDivalicious and this list being of the best Diva and Knockout kicks of all time.

With Trish exempt from the list as she was the only Diva to make WWE’s list, I count down the best kicks from our Divas and Knockouts!

#10 – STACY KEIBLER

SPINNING HEEL KICK (Watch)
Stacy Keibler was known for her long legs and in each and every match, she used them to her advantage. She would choke other Divas in the corner, stomp on them and even put them to sleep with her finisher, the huge spinning heel kick.

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Welcome to Wrestlemania 28! 

Despite not being healthy enough to do coverage, I will do my coverage anyway since WrestleMania is ONLY once a year.

I will be back to covering Raw and WWE PPVs in May since I will receive surgery this coming week.

Now for what you really want to hear about!

Pre WrestleMania Match

Epico & Primo vs. Usos vs. Tyson & Gabriel saw the tag champs (Epico & Primo) win. Rosa Mendes was pleased.

Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee are backstage in an interview. They kiss and AJ does the “YES” dance like a silly.

Now it’s time for Mania.

Lilian Garcia does a TREMENDOUS  job with the anthem.

AJ Lee  helps Daniel Bryan to the ring. She gives him a kiss and Daniel gets flatten by Sheamus.

AJ tries to console the former champion. BLESS!

Backstage, Team Johnny is babbling. Miz tries a pep talk but Brie Bella and Vickie Guerrero give him scary looks.  David Otunga (who thinks he is a stripper) drinks his FAKE coffee everywhere.

Just to let people know, Wrestlemania 29 is in New Jersey. VERY CLOSE TO THIS HAPPY LADY!

Orton loses on his birthday. :(

Cody loses his title in his dress. :(

We see a hype video for divas (all divas minus Kharma and Maxine were shown!) Lots of Layla shown! (Plus, throughout the night we seen footage of the Mania  week featuring superstars and divas!)

Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly vs. Eve Torres & WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix

Eve comes out with Beth (who thinks she is a bird).  Kelly Kelly and Maria then come out.  K2 and Eve start out. They roll around. Kelly takes Eve to the corner for the back elbow  to no avail. . Eve goes up top for the moonsault but Kelly knocks her down. Maria tags in. She and Kelly do a double “sweet face” to Eve in the corner. Eve takes Maria down  and spanks her everywhere.

Finally, Maria tags K2 back in. K2 goes nuts on Beth.   K2 goes up top and hits Molly Holly’s  Molly-Go-Round pinning Beth but  Eve breaks it up. K2 blocks the Glam Slam into a bulldog.  Maria takes ninety years to go on top. Beth lifts Maria over head until Kelly makes the save. They do a dance and Maria rolls up Beth for the win.

Winners: Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos

They honor the HOF’ers.  Congratulations to them all!!!

Brie Bella introduces Team Johnny, who have Vickie Guerrero as the flag bearer.  Nikki Bella introduces Team Teddy, who has Eve sniffing Zack Ryder and Aksana sniffing Teddy.  Vickie cackles EVERYWHERE! She and Aksana get into a catfight which the Bellas join in for fun.

At the end of the match, Eve rolls in and fist pumps with Zack  distracting him, so he loses for his team. BLESS. After the match, she kicks him in the now flat balls.

Why didn’t Aksana rip her weave off?

Torrie Wilson is sitting in the front row with an idiot.

For some reason,  I’m still swooning over how nice CM PUNK looked in his suit in the Hall of Fame. Bless me.

Cameron and Naomi dance with Brodus Clay. Brodus’ MOMMA and her Bridge club dance. They have scared my Uncle, which I’m eternally grateful to them. THANK YOU!

I would like to know if catering at this event was any good….

Awwh Cena is nice to Betty Skaaland, Arnold Skaaland’s wife.

Bless WM 28! Next year better be off the charts or WWE will not know what hits them when messing with the Big Apple!!!

Tonight marks the grandest show of them all, WrestleMania! It’s WrestleMania’s 28th birthday and like ever other year in recent memory, we are treated to a Divas match that none of the Diva fans seem to be happy about. Eve Torres and Divas champ Beth Phoenix are set to team up against Kelly Kelly and honorary celebrity Diva, Maria Menounos – who has wrestled twice before in WWE. As usual I’m going to make up wacky and wonderful matches that could have been featured on the grandest stage of them all, and then you guys get to vote for your favourite! It’s time for WrestleMania 28 to go ROYAL!

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Dear Fellow Team Members and OSD Friends,

I want to thank you for being so awesome and supportive. Unfortunately, I will have to step away completely from posting on OhSoDivalicious.org, which includes doing my sexy and hot Live Raw Coverage, for the next several weeks. Events unfolded on Thursday night causing me to find a lump on my left hand (in my middle finger).  I spent most of Friday in two different hospitals. The diagnosis came back that I either had a tumor or a cyst. Upon a second opinion, it is thought to be a cyst. I don’t know the severity of the cyst as I will meet with a hand surgeon this coming week. The hospital stated that I will need emergency  surgery to remove it.

Because of this, I have to place myself on an indefinite leave of absence as I don’t know how long I will be out. I hope to be back in time for WrestleMania 28.

I know you are probably wondering why I even went into details about this matter, I figured you all have a right to know the reason for my leave of absence.

Thank you all for your support and consideration in this matter!

Sincerely,

Marcella

On this most special day, the staff of OhSoDivalicious.org would like to wish their very own, Marc, a most happy 21st birthday. We wish Marc the best of luck in all his future endeavors.  We all hope that this birthday brings everything he ever wished and dreamed for.

We hope you got a lot of sexy and hot gifts and ate smexy cake!

As Marc’s BFFL, I would like to start the song:

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, dear Marc!

Happy birthday to you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROYAL BRETHREN 

Welcome to Raw is Marcella!

We are eventually excused by Vickie Guerrero, who looks flawless. She helps Jack Swagger to the ring for his title defense.  Dolph Ziggler comes for the ride as well in his bird jacket.

Swagger and Santino are playing in the ring, only to have  John Laurinaitis and David Otunga to join. This makes Teddy Long so mad since he is the GM of Raw for tonight.  So he arrives with Aksana and Kofi Kingston. Some shit happens. Everyone is being bad. Vickie climbs the apron. Santino stops from giving her the Cobra. SO Aksana and Vickie shout at each other. Oopsy, Aksana shoves Vickie on her bottom.  Santino wins the match and the United States title. Vickie has a cow.  Johnny and Davey get thrown out.  Aksana and the job squad play the  horn.

Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres

We go back to the arena and  Alicia Fox‘s music is playing as she is dancing in the ring.  Kelly Kelly joins the announcers for commentary as Eve Torres makes her way out to the ring. K2 is cheap popping her Best Buttkicker nominee. She wants votes PEOPLE!

Eve and Fox lock up. Eve takes Foxy down. They play running the ropes for an hour. They both show how quick and athletic they are.   Eve gets taken down after showing off.  Alicia gets rolled up for a Notorious EVE WIN!

Winner: Eve Torres

Post match, Kelly Kelly stands up and makes faces with a smirking Eve. Alicia looks pissed the fuck off! Suddenly,  Zack Ryder returns! He says  he’s glad he and Eve never hooked up because it’s Broskis Before Hoeskis.

Backstage,  Eve runs to Ryder.  She wants to explain so she lays a huge wet kiss on his monkey butt! Ryder smiles like a pale weirdo.  He must not have been feeling well.

AJ LEE helps Daniel Bryan to the ring since he would be lost without her guidance.  Her attire was magnificent, since it was yellow and  had a SKULL!

It was lovely to see Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton being bad to people.

Also, I like The Miz’s  new shirt. I hope Little Jimmy don’t see that!

However, it was not lovely to see that sea urchin, Frizzy Lizard.  Someone let her out of her cage.

Welcome to Raw is Marcella!

AJ Lee helps Daniel Bryan to the ring since he would get lost going to the ring.  To be honest, I didn’t know she came down with him until I saw someone peering over the apron. D Bryan uses AJ as a guard to ward off an aerial attack from CM Punk. D Bry tries to  make like a tree. Sheamus  is HAVING NONE OF IT! Bless, AJ is being a yoyo.

Some funny stuff happens with Johnny Ace and Teddy Long. I will not say what it is because that fun is for you all to see!

We come back from break as we hear KELLY KELLY‘s music playing  as she is in the ring with a Bella. We find out she is facing Nikki  Bella.  The announcers of doom mention that K2 has been tweeting dirty about the Notorious EVE.

Kelly Kelly vs. Nikki Bella

Anyways, Brie is on the outside, so we need to watch out for some TRICKY Twin Magic.  K2 starts off strong  attacking Nikki like a wild beast. Maybe, she watched some Grimm before this match.  Oops, Nikki slams K2 and then attacks K2′s face off the mat. There’s a near fall on the divalicious K2. Nikki hits a wicked neckbreaker for another 2 count. The dirty, tricky Nikki fights Kelly Kelly into the corner. The referee has a cow because he doesn’t like anything dirty. Nikki charges like a bull in heat, but she eats the middle turnbuckle thanks to Kelly.  K2 does her whirlybird head scissors for fun. K2 then channels Kharma and slams Nikki’s face into the mat. The Bellas attempt  TWIN MAGIC.  K2 took her Twin Magic pills so she kicks Brie to the floor. NO TWIN MAGIC TONIGHT PORTLAND!!! Nikki rolls up K2 from behind, but K2 counters with her own roll up CONTAINING A BRIDGE! The Queen of the Roll ups  not to be confused with fruit roll up picks up the victory!

Winner: Kelly Kelly

WWE Tag Team Title Match: R-Truth and Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger w/ Vickie Guerrero vs. Primo and Epico w/ Rosa Mendes

Once  R-Truth and Kofi Kingston make their entrance,  Vickie Guerrero interrupts. She excuses everyone and their mother. She proceeds to YELL for fifteen hours about how wonderful her team is and other stuff.  Finally, Rosa Mendes Marc’s former wife comes out next with the WWE Tag Team Champions Primo and Epico for this title match. She dances all over the place. She even dances as she passes Vickie. Vickie so had a cow as well. Did I mention how I love Epico and Primo w/ Rosa Mendes’ theme? Well I do.  Rosa’s team wins. However, everyone and their mother was attacked by Kane after the match. The highlight of that attack was seeing Rosa sneak away. I don’t know what Vickie did to leave. However, it would have been hilarious AS WELL! Those two women are smart!  Hmmm, EVE, next time learn from them about a KANE attack!

The “Hoeski” of this century, Eve makes her entrance to the ring.  She is wearing a wonderful dress as she PMS all over the crowd.  Don’t mind me as I am giggling all the place with this promo. In a nut shell, she’s a woman living in a man’s world.  She says it is not her fault that men have weaknesses and it just so happens to be about her. All men bow to her and want her. She blows a kiss and then leaves.

Backstage, Kelly Kelly confronts Eve. She says what the hell happened with her and why is she ignoring her. K2 wants to know why she’s  totally a different person now, using everyone.  Eve just laughs at Kelly and walks off.  The camera pans to someone next to Kelly Kelly. It is Alicia Fox in a terrible dress from the 1960s! The Foxy One looks concerned.

By the way, I LOVE CODY RHODES! His promo about the Big Show makes me giggle!!!

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