With WWE.com ranking the ‘Top 15 Primetime Playboys’, I thought it was only right we pay homage to some of the most immoral, sauciest, naughtiest, dirty Divas of all time with our very own ‘Top 15 Dirty Divas’ list!

#15 – NIDIA

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3
The first ever Tough Enough winner Nidia made her official debut not by winning any matches, but by stalking The Hurricane! Then she moved on to each week, publically swapping spit with then boyfriend, Jamie Noble. Whilst she was under Noble’s trailer park trance, Nidia even went as far as giving Michael Cole a lap dance! Also, she chewed gum with her mouth open, which is disgusting – nobody wants to see what’s in your mouth!

#14 – ALICIA FOX

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3
Many of you may not remember how Alicia Fox made her debut in the WWE. The former Divas champion made her name not by winning titles or dancing with DJ Gabriel, but by snogging Edge whilst planning his and Vickie’s wedding! Oh, and she was having an affair with the Rated R Superstar too.

#13 – TRACI BROOKS

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5
Back in the day, Traci was known as Miss Brooks, a naughty lady who would do anything to get what she wanted even if it meant trying to seduce the TNA Superstars. Traci even used her two biggest assets to try and secure herself a job as Knockouts law, but she was used by Eric Bischoff and he and Karen Jarrett outed her dirty ways live on Impact.

#12 – MAE YOUNG

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9
Whether it’s making out with someone against their will, spanking them, trying to bed them in general or giving birth to a hand, then Mae Young is your lady! Mae’s been around the block, if you know what I mean, and she’s kissed one too many Superstars (and Divas!) over the years.

#11 – CANDICE MICHELLE

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8
Candice may have been the first Diva Search contestant to really break out in the WWE, but that was after she decided to be a bit of a slut everywhere! Candice enjoyed late nights with Vince McMahon, stripping, soaking herself backstage for others enjoyment, Playboy, kissing Superstars and like I said, really just being a bit of a slut!

#10 – MELINA

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3
Former WWE Women’s and WWE Divas champion Melina ranks in at number ten on our ‘Dirty Divas’ list after sleeping with Batista to secure a deal that he doesn’t wrestle MNM. After the bedroom/lockerroom business was all over, Batista said they didn’t have a deal – giving Melina quite the reputation!! Then the week after, she was hassled by The Mexicools for her services. Oh snap! Melina went on to RAW where she would name drop K-Fed all the time, which was totally lame. She was a bully when she was on Smackdown aswell, making fun of everyone and their mother. Bad lady!

#9 – AKSANA

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6
Aksana was a fan favourite on the third season of NXT until she turned on her mentor at their wedding! Goldust kindly married Aksana to stop all of her immigration problems. Once they were man/tranny and wife, Aksana signed the dotted line by slapping Goldust in the face. After being eliminated, Aksana has done nothing but insinuate filth to former GM Teddy Long – until he lost his job as GM, that is. Aksana then set her sights on an old friend, Antonio, and snogged him right infront of Teddy.

#8 – VICKIE GUERRERO

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6
A Diva on our list that may surprise you! One you may have thought wouldn’t get all the lads, infact, gets all the lads! Vickie Guerrero has had her fair share of WWE Superstars and she isn’t afraid to mix it up in the ring either. Back in the day, Vickie bounced from man to man, swapping spit with Edge and The Big Show before turning her attentions to Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger.

#7 – KRISTAL MARSHALL

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3
Maybe Aksana’s inspiration? Kristal Marshall was the first Diva to worm her way into Teddy Long’s heart. Her intentions were never fully clear; was it to get Vickie her job back? Was it because she wanted to be General Manager? Who knows, but Kristal Marshall was one sneaky lady who got Long all the way to the alter before he collapsed. After that Kristal parted ways with the WWE, so her motives behind her relationship with Teddy Long were never exposed.

#6 – MAXINE

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4
In the short time Maxine’s been with the WWE, she’s already been with two men (both was nearly married to!), she’s tried and failed to seduce a general manager and ended up in handcuffs with one of her former ex-boyfriends AND she’s made out with a leprechaun. Oh, and have you seen her ring gear?

#5 – EVE TORRES

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5
Little Miss “Hoeski” herself, Eve Torres, was once a much loved up and coming babyface, until she told Brie and Nikki Bella that she was using Zack Ryder and she that she plans on using Cena too. After being found out, Eve came out to the world she would use anyone to get where she needed to be. Now, Eve is the Executive Adminstrator to John Laurinaitis and she has us wondering just how she got that position in the first place…

#4 – SABLE

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6
Sable was a secuding machine! As she said, all the ladies want to be her and all the guys just wanna see her and she used it as much as she could, seducing Superstars left, right and centre – including the WWE Chairman Vince McMahon – who she had a long relationship with at one point. Sable also didn’t like to wear much clothes!

#3 – DAWN MARIE

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6
For anyone who watched WWE while Dawn was with the company, they would have remembered her for a couple of reasons – her being an absolute floozy and her lack of clothing. Dawn Marie loved nothing more than to seduce, snog or do anything that involved being a raunchy devil with the Superstars (and Divas!) of the WWE – including MARRIED MEN and Torrie Wilson’s father! Dawn’s attire was never appropriate either, always with her cleavage on show or flashing to the crowd. Dawn Marie is really one of the dirtiest Divas of all time!

#2 – TRISH STRATUS

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7
Oh snap! Trish Stratus has done some down right dirty things during her WWE career and the first one that comes to mind is the countless Superstars Trish has swapped spit with over the years – even going as far as making out with Vince while his poor wife, stuck in a wheelchair was forced to watch. At the grandest stage of them all, Trish even turned on her then boyfriend and aligned herself with his former best friend! Hey, she didn’t get called a slut for nothin’!

#1 – LITA

Dirty work: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9
Essa Rios, tick! Matt Hardy, tick! Christian, tick! Kane, tick! Edge, tick! The Big Show and Gene Snitsky, kinda.. Public makeout sessions, tick! Live sex celebration, tick! Low cut tops, tick! Lita is by far one of the most ‘Rated R’, naughty, dirty Divas in the entire world of women’s wrestling.

The last time we had a music makeover, 30% of you guys that voted thought Brooke Tessmacher should be bouncing down the ring to Rihanna’s saucy “S&M” song, and 15% thought she should keep her current theme, making it come third place in the poll.

Today’s music makeover is none other than the brand-new-returned-from-injury-new-Divas-champ LAYLA! Last night at Extreme Rules – one year since she injured her knee – Layla made her return as a surprise opponent for Nikki Bella and she went on to capture the Divas championship for the first time in her career, making her the fifth Diva to hold both the Divas and now retired Women’s titles. Layla returned using her old Laycool theme, “You’re Not Enough For Me” which now, I think is too old and overused… it’s time for change!

To listen to all the songs, click the ♫ beside the song title and artist name. Listen to the Lay’s current entrance music. ♫

“Pound The Alarm” by Nicki Minaj ♫

Making her big return to RAW tonight as Divas champion, the new bubbly good girl Layla needs a proper dancey track to get her motivated and the crowd pumped – Nicki Minaj’s ‘Pound The Alarm’ just does that. It could get the crowd pumped in an instant with the catchy dance / pop hook. Music makes me high.

“Superhero Heart” by Mr. Downstairs ♫

Layla’s been out of action for a year and she made her return last night as the ‘Superhero’ of the Divas division, saving us all from another Bella Era (as much as I would have LOVED to have seen that!)! As the song says, “you can’t break my Superhero Heart” and that’s the case with Layla. Her heart (or ACL/MCL) can’t be broken! She’s a tough lady and she fought through it all and returned triumphant.

“Get Ready, Get Set” by The Saturdays ♫

Another song to get the crowd going is ‘Get Ready, Get Set’ by The Saturdays; a girly, catchy pop track to get the crowd going and clapping along.

“Nasty Girl” by WWE ♫

Layla’s original, wonderful, sexy ‘Nasty Girl’ theme that everyone grew to love! Layla may not be the nasty girl she once was on ECW or when she was tagging with Michelle McCool, but the song IS Layla – nasty or not!

“Mysterious Girl” by Peter Andre ♫

Nasty Girl? That’s not Layla anymore! She was the surprise opponent to Nikki Bella, making her the ‘Mystery Girl’ of WWE! Many thought it would be Kharma making her return, not the little English muffin, Layla.

WWE.com has ranked the top devastating submission holds and out of TWENTY-FIVE, there are no mentions of Divas! With that in mind, I’ve compiled a list of the top 5 DIVALICIOUS submission holds seen from our Divas and Knockouts.

#5 – NATALYA

SHARPSHOOTER Watch: #1
The Sharpshooter hold may have been ranked number one on WWE.com’s version of the submission rankings, but Nattie’s leg lock is probably the least devastating out of the Diva submission holds ranked.

#4 – MELINA

CALIFORNIA DREAM Watch: #1, #2
Innovator in the ring Melina Perez, cracked a bunch of Divas backs (and her own?!) with her California Dream submission hold. The former Diva grabbed ahold of her opponents neck and did a sick bridge to guarantee maximum pain!

#3 – BETH PHOENIX

GLAM SLAM STRETCH Watch: #1, #2 (@ the 10.40 mark)
The Glam Slam is one of the most devastating finishers of the WWE Divas; so add a stretch at the end of it and you’ve got one of the most deadliest Diva moves ever! After slamming her opponents face into the mat, Beth grabs their legs and the arms and stretches. I don’t think any Diva would want to find themselves on the recieving end of this hold.

#2 – GAIL KIM

CHRISTO Watch: #1
Former WWE Diva turned TNA Knockout Gail Kim has always been a high flying, submission specialist. One of her best subission holds is the Christo. ‘Elastic’ Gail Kim twirls herself around the body of her opponent (mangling them in the process) and locks them in an armbar.

#1 – JAZZ

BITCH CLAMP Watch: #1, #2, #3, #4
The most devastating Divalicious submission hold is that of former WWE Diva, Jazz. The Bitch Clamp had to be the most nasty hold a Diva could take. Jazz lifted her opponents high up in the air in a chickenwing position (much like the Glam Slam) but instead of throwing them to their doom, Jazz held them up there and made them suffer.

In light of Trish Stratus’ finishing move the Chick Kick being ranked number eight out of the ten best kicks WWE had ever seen, I thought it was about time we made another list here at OhSoDivalicious and this list being of the best Diva and Knockout kicks of all time.

With Trish exempt from the list as she was the only Diva to make WWE’s list, I count down the best kicks from our Divas and Knockouts!

#10 – STACY KEIBLER

SPINNING HEEL KICK (Watch)
Stacy Keibler was known for her long legs and in each and every match, she used them to her advantage. She would choke other Divas in the corner, stomp on them and even put them to sleep with her finisher, the huge spinning heel kick.

#9 – CANDICE MICHELLE

CANDY KICK (Watch)
Candice Michelle was the very first Diva Searcher who really made a name for herself. She upped the bar of Diva Searchers and became the first former contestant to win the WWE Women’s championship. Candice won the chapionship off Melina with a spinning wheel kick variaton of her own, a move which she went on to use for the rest of her WWE career.

#8 – JACQUELINE

SPINNING HEEL KICK (Watch @ 1.26)
Little Jackie was one of the smallest WWE Divas but one of the toughest! Bringing her kickboxing, boxing and black belt taekwondo experience to the table, Jacqueline busted out some devastating moves – one of those being a high spinning heel kick to the head of her opponents.

#7 – MICHELLE MCCOOL

MCKICK (Watch)
Michelle McCool’s big boot was something that Divas did not want to be on the receiving end of. Divas like Natalya, Beth Phoenix, former BFF Layla and TNA Knockouts Tara and Mickie James have all been on the end of Michelle’s nasty McKick.

#6 – TARA

SUPER SAVATE KICK (Watch)
Impact Knockout Tara has been in the business for nearly 12 years and is one of the most decorated women in TNA at the moment and that’s not just because she’s been sending everyone to Widow’s Peak and capturing all the titles along the way.. she’s also been kicking people’s heads off! One of Tara’s best moves is a super savate kick, check it out.

#5 – LAYLA

SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK (Watch)
Another spinning kick to our list is that of Diva Search Winner and the last ever WWE Women’s champ, Layla! The currently injured Diva has many moves in her arsenal but none as deadly as her spinning roundhouse kick.

#4 – ANGELINA LOVE

BOTOX INJECTION (Watch)
Angelina Love’s bicycle kick is something all Knockouts fear. She’s ended many matches with her patented Botox Injection.

#3 – ALICIA FOX

SCISSORS KICK (Watch)
Probably one of the most sickest – if not the sickest – looking kicks on our list. Alicia Fox’s scissor kick breaks Divas in half. She may look all glitter and cuddles, but don’t be decieved as when you step into the ring with the former Divas champ, you can expect your back or neck to be broken by her bone crunching finish!

#2 – MICKIE JAMES

MICK KICK / LONG KISS GOODNIGHT (Watch)
Following in her then idol’s footsteps, Mickie James reinvented Trish Stratus’ Chick Kick, renaming it the Mick Kick and later on the Long Kiss Goodnight. Mickie’s kick finish is a hard hitting knockout kick that she still uses to this day in Impact Wrestling.

#1 – MARYSE

FRENCH TKO (Watch)
When Maryse debuted her French TKO kick at SUrvivor Series in 2008 against The Glamazon, Beth Phoenix, the whole wrestling world went “OOOOOOOOOOHH!!” - it just looked so nasty and I think she surprised everyone when she whipped out that kick.

Welcome to Wrestlemania 28! 

Despite not being healthy enough to do coverage, I will do my coverage anyway since WrestleMania is ONLY once a year.

I will be back to covering Raw and WWE PPVs in May since I will receive surgery this coming week.

Now for what you really want to hear about!

Pre WrestleMania Match

Epico & Primo vs. Usos vs. Tyson & Gabriel saw the tag champs (Epico & Primo) win. Rosa Mendes was pleased.

Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee are backstage in an interview. They kiss and AJ does the “YES” dance like a silly.

Now it’s time for Mania.

Lilian Garcia does a TREMENDOUS  job with the anthem.

AJ Lee  helps Daniel Bryan to the ring. She gives him a kiss and Daniel gets flatten by Sheamus.

AJ tries to console the former champion. BLESS!

Backstage, Team Johnny is babbling. Miz tries a pep talk but Brie Bella and Vickie Guerrero give him scary looks.  David Otunga (who thinks he is a stripper) drinks his FAKE coffee everywhere.

Just to let people know, Wrestlemania 29 is in New Jersey. VERY CLOSE TO THIS HAPPY LADY!

Orton loses on his birthday. :(

Cody loses his title in his dress. :(

We see a hype video for divas (all divas minus Kharma and Maxine were shown!) Lots of Layla shown! (Plus, throughout the night we seen footage of the Mania  week featuring superstars and divas!)

Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly vs. Eve Torres & WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix

Eve comes out with Beth (who thinks she is a bird).  Kelly Kelly and Maria then come out.  K2 and Eve start out. They roll around. Kelly takes Eve to the corner for the back elbow  to no avail. . Eve goes up top for the moonsault but Kelly knocks her down. Maria tags in. She and Kelly do a double “sweet face” to Eve in the corner. Eve takes Maria down  and spanks her everywhere.

Finally, Maria tags K2 back in. K2 goes nuts on Beth.   K2 goes up top and hits Molly Holly’s  Molly-Go-Round pinning Beth but  Eve breaks it up. K2 blocks the Glam Slam into a bulldog.  Maria takes ninety years to go on top. Beth lifts Maria over head until Kelly makes the save. They do a dance and Maria rolls up Beth for the win.

Winners: Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos

They honor the HOF’ers.  Congratulations to them all!!!

Brie Bella introduces Team Johnny, who have Vickie Guerrero as the flag bearer.  Nikki Bella introduces Team Teddy, who has Eve sniffing Zack Ryder and Aksana sniffing Teddy.  Vickie cackles EVERYWHERE! She and Aksana get into a catfight which the Bellas join in for fun.

At the end of the match, Eve rolls in and fist pumps with Zack  distracting him, so he loses for his team. BLESS. After the match, she kicks him in the now flat balls.

Why didn’t Aksana rip her weave off?

Torrie Wilson is sitting in the front row with an idiot.

For some reason,  I’m still swooning over how nice CM PUNK looked in his suit in the Hall of Fame. Bless me.

Cameron and Naomi dance with Brodus Clay. Brodus’ MOMMA and her Bridge club dance. They have scared my Uncle, which I’m eternally grateful to them. THANK YOU!

I would like to know if catering at this event was any good….

Awwh Cena is nice to Betty Skaaland, Arnold Skaaland’s wife.

Bless WM 28! Next year better be off the charts or WWE will not know what hits them when messing with the Big Apple!!!

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This year has been full of these eight Divas teaming up, turning on each other and fighting with one another so like a past WrestleMania, why not put them all together to settle their differences once and for all before the big WWE draft?!

WWE.com and commentators have played up on Eve and Kelly’s broken friendship, but we’ve really not seen any of it on RAW; only one segment I think! We know when Kelly’s mad, she is super crazy so would the new Eve really stand a chance against her in an anything goes, no holds barred match?!

Instead of a silly Superstars tag team match, why not have Aksana and Vickie Guerrero battle it out one-on-one and the winner gets the General Manager rights for their respected male, Teddy Long (Aksana) or Johnny Ace (Vickie).

WWE has scrapped their Superstars Money in the Bank match this year, so why not do a Divas one? It’s about time the Divas got a proper chance to shine in an extreme or a real gimmick match like Laycool, Beth and Nattie’s tables match. The Divas who’ve dominated 2011/12 would take stage for the Divas title match contract hanging high above the ring in a briefcase.

This match has this years WrestleMania match competitors minus Extra’s Maria Menounos in a battle for the butterfly. The last championship match featuring the Divas was back in 2007 at WrestleMania 23, which saw Melina retain the now retired WWE Women’s championship against Ashley so it’s high time we have another championship match. These three Divas are the biggest women in the company at the moment so it would make sense to have all three (who are all former Divas champions) fight it out for the championship!

Which match do you wish made this years WrestleMania 28 match card? Let us know in comments, the cbox and vote for your choice in the poll below! HOLLER!

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Dear Fellow Team Members and OSD Friends,

I want to thank you for being so awesome and supportive. Unfortunately, I will have to step away completely from posting on OhSoDivalicious.org, which includes doing my sexy and hot Live Raw Coverage, for the next several weeks. Events unfolded on Thursday night causing me to find a lump on my left hand (in my middle finger).  I spent most of Friday in two different hospitals. The diagnosis came back that I either had a tumor or a cyst. Upon a second opinion, it is thought to be a cyst. I don’t know the severity of the cyst as I will meet with a hand surgeon this coming week. The hospital stated that I will need emergency  surgery to remove it.

Because of this, I have to place myself on an indefinite leave of absence as I don’t know how long I will be out. I hope to be back in time for WrestleMania 28.

I know you are probably wondering why I even went into details about this matter, I figured you all have a right to know the reason for my leave of absence.

Thank you all for your support and consideration in this matter!

Sincerely,

Marcella

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On this most special day, the staff of OhSoDivalicious.org would like to wish their very own, Marc, a most happy 21st birthday. We wish Marc the best of luck in all his future endeavors.  We all hope that this birthday brings everything he ever wished and dreamed for.

We hope you got a lot of sexy and hot gifts and ate smexy cake!

As Marc’s BFFL, I would like to start the song:

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, dear Marc!

Happy birthday to you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROYAL BRETHREN 

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Welcome to Raw is Marcella!

We are eventually excused by Vickie Guerrero, who looks flawless. She helps Jack Swagger to the ring for his title defense.  Dolph Ziggler comes for the ride as well in his bird jacket.

Swagger and Santino are playing in the ring, only to have  John Laurinaitis and David Otunga to join. This makes Teddy Long so mad since he is the GM of Raw for tonight.  So he arrives with Aksana and Kofi Kingston. Some shit happens. Everyone is being bad. Vickie climbs the apron. Santino stops from giving her the Cobra. SO Aksana and Vickie shout at each other. Oopsy, Aksana shoves Vickie on her bottom.  Santino wins the match and the United States title. Vickie has a cow.  Johnny and Davey get thrown out.  Aksana and the job squad play the  horn.

Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres

We go back to the arena and  Alicia Fox‘s music is playing as she is dancing in the ring.  Kelly Kelly joins the announcers for commentary as Eve Torres makes her way out to the ring. K2 is cheap popping her Best Buttkicker nominee. She wants votes PEOPLE!

Eve and Fox lock up. Eve takes Foxy down. They play running the ropes for an hour. They both show how quick and athletic they are.   Eve gets taken down after showing off.  Alicia gets rolled up for a Notorious EVE WIN!

Winner: Eve Torres

Post match, Kelly Kelly stands up and makes faces with a smirking Eve. Alicia looks pissed the fuck off! Suddenly,  Zack Ryder returns! He says  he’s glad he and Eve never hooked up because it’s Broskis Before Hoeskis.

Backstage,  Eve runs to Ryder.  She wants to explain so she lays a huge wet kiss on his monkey butt! Ryder smiles like a pale weirdo.  He must not have been feeling well.

AJ LEE helps Daniel Bryan to the ring since he would be lost without her guidance.  Her attire was magnificent, since it was yellow and  had a SKULL!

It was lovely to see Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton being bad to people.

Also, I like The Miz’s  new shirt. I hope Little Jimmy don’t see that!

However, it was not lovely to see that sea urchin, Frizzy Lizard.  Someone let her out of her cage.

 

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Welcome to Raw is Marcella!

AJ Lee helps Daniel Bryan to the ring since he would get lost going to the ring.  To be honest, I didn’t know she came down with him until I saw someone peering over the apron. D Bryan uses AJ as a guard to ward off an aerial attack from CM Punk. D Bry tries to  make like a tree. Sheamus  is HAVING NONE OF IT! Bless, AJ is being a yoyo.

Some funny stuff happens with Johnny Ace and Teddy Long. I will not say what it is because that fun is for you all to see!

We come back from break as we hear KELLY KELLY‘s music playing  as she is in the ring with a Bella. We find out she is facing Nikki  Bella.  The announcers of doom mention that K2 has been tweeting dirty about the Notorious EVE.

Kelly Kelly vs. Nikki Bella

Anyways, Brie is on the outside, so we need to watch out for some TRICKY Twin Magic.  K2 starts off strong  attacking Nikki like a wild beast. Maybe, she watched some Grimm before this match.  Oops, Nikki slams K2 and then attacks K2′s face off the mat. There’s a near fall on the divalicious K2. Nikki hits a wicked neckbreaker for another 2 count. The dirty, tricky Nikki fights Kelly Kelly into the corner. The referee has a cow because he doesn’t like anything dirty. Nikki charges like a bull in heat, but she eats the middle turnbuckle thanks to Kelly.  K2 does her whirlybird head scissors for fun. K2 then channels Kharma and slams Nikki’s face into the mat. The Bellas attempt  TWIN MAGIC.  K2 took her Twin Magic pills so she kicks Brie to the floor. NO TWIN MAGIC TONIGHT PORTLAND!!! Nikki rolls up K2 from behind, but K2 counters with her own roll up CONTAINING A BRIDGE! The Queen of the Roll ups  not to be confused with fruit roll up picks up the victory!

Winner: Kelly Kelly

WWE Tag Team Title Match: R-Truth and Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger w/ Vickie Guerrero vs. Primo and Epico w/ Rosa Mendes

Once  R-Truth and Kofi Kingston make their entrance,  Vickie Guerrero interrupts. She excuses everyone and their mother. She proceeds to YELL for fifteen hours about how wonderful her team is and other stuff.  Finally, Rosa Mendes Marc’s former wife comes out next with the WWE Tag Team Champions Primo and Epico for this title match. She dances all over the place. She even dances as she passes Vickie. Vickie so had a cow as well. Did I mention how I love Epico and Primo w/ Rosa Mendes’ theme? Well I do.  Rosa’s team wins. However, everyone and their mother was attacked by Kane after the match. The highlight of that attack was seeing Rosa sneak away. I don’t know what Vickie did to leave. However, it would have been hilarious AS WELL! Those two women are smart!  Hmmm, EVE, next time learn from them about a KANE attack!

The “Hoeski” of this century, Eve makes her entrance to the ring.  She is wearing a wonderful dress as she PMS all over the crowd.  Don’t mind me as I am giggling all the place with this promo. In a nut shell, she’s a woman living in a man’s world.  She says it is not her fault that men have weaknesses and it just so happens to be about her. All men bow to her and want her. She blows a kiss and then leaves.

Backstage, Kelly Kelly confronts Eve. She says what the hell happened with her and why is she ignoring her. K2 wants to know why she’s  totally a different person now, using everyone.  Eve just laughs at Kelly and walks off.  The camera pans to someone next to Kelly Kelly. It is Alicia Fox in a terrible dress from the 1960s! The Foxy One looks concerned.

By the way, I LOVE CODY RHODES! His promo about the Big Show makes me giggle!!!

Thanks to prowrestling.net!

WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix beat Alicia Fox.

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