We see Alicia Fox walking backstage as we learn she will face the unstoppable Beth Phoenix.
The Foxy One and the Glamazon come to the ring. Really, I don’t know what happened, I turned to my mother who gave me some pureed peaches. I saw Alicia do something and then Beth Phoenix was on the floor. Fox hits her rolly polly leg drop HARD on Beth’s face for the win in this 3 second match. I seen Beth roll out of the ring with a HUMONGOUS welt above her eye. Shiit! Anyways, Alicia grabs the microphone and does something dastardly! She hopes that everyone has a Foxy Holiday.
Rosa Mendes helps Epico and Primo to the ring and they win. She dances and speaks Spanish everywhere. She was well pleased.
By the way, I heart Cody Rhodes.
The Bella Twins are backstage with John Laurinaitis and David Otunga. The Sisters are being bad to each other. They are so MAD that Teddy Long was mean to them. Mr. Creativity babbles but no one was listening. The Bellas kiss the cheeks of the disease. Vickie Guerrero storms over all pissed and stuff and DEMANDS a rematch for Dolphy. She gets so mad. Johnny tries to tell her that Hornswoggle is behind her. The two have an exchange. Hornsy kisses Vickie under the mistletoe. SHE GETS LIVID!!!!!!! Everyone runs away. She tries to disinfect her mouth but to no avail.
Oh, we see Vickie Guerrero help Dolphy to the ring for his six man match, where he teamed with Miz and Del Rio and lost to Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, and Zack Ryder. Bless.
[insert the sexy and hot logo Marc will eventually make for me when he has the time. No pressure bro!]
Vickie Guerrero comes out in a MAD ugly dress and excuses all the stinky marks. Dolphy comes out in ugly metallic blue panties. During the match, Vickie kept shouting. She even put Ziggy’s foot on the bottom rope. For this BAD behavior, she gets scolded by the referee. She is told to GTFO. She has a conniption. Eventually, the WWWYKI man wins the US title, bro.
Alicia Fox is seen backstage with Booker T. OUT OF NOWHERE, my husband, Cody Rhodes attacks the 5 time WCW champion (who really is a 6 time champ).
Rosa Mendes helps the cousin duo of Epico and Primo to the ring in their crushing lost against the champs, Air Boom. Bless, Rosa did the best job she could ever do! She danced and spoke Spanish. Bless, Rosa’s so pretty.
Then we get treated to a Divas title match: Kelly Kelly vs. Divas Champ Beth Phoenix The Glamazon.
Beth comes to the ring and she is so going to be mad. K2 got this title for winning the Divalicious Slammy and clocking Beth with a slappypoo. Beth wants K2 to slap her. So K2 doesn’t do it. Beth goes to slap K2, and K2 slap her. Beth get thrown outside. K2 leaps and does a Melina style head smasher. K2 applies the Candylicious on Beth. Beth is really getting smacked about. Beth, suddenly, turns everything around. She slams K2 into the match. There’s stomps, punches, and elbows along with a 2 count. Beth stands on K2 and the bottom rope. K2 gets slammed and placed in a camel clutch. K2 does a bulldog and goes crazy on Beth. She climbs to the second rope and gets caught by Beth. Beth goes for two failed pin attempts. Beth goes to the top rope for a leg drop but misses. Beth counter the K2 and goes for the Glam Slam. K2 rolls through but gets a 2 because Beth rolls through for a 2 count. Beth catches K2 on her shoulders and slams her face first with the Electric Chair for the win.
Beth Phoenix retains the Divas Title.
Vickie Guerrero helps Jack Swagger to the ring for his match against Sheamus. He loses and Vickie screams everywhere like a nice lady.
Cody Rhodes and CM Punk were sexy and hot everywhere so I am a happy lady. (I saw Cody Rhodes three times!!!) Maybe, WWE was trying to please me today since Ryder and Bryan are champions and Punkie and Rhodes retained. I’m well pleased. I would have hate to have to scream at the WWE for idiocy and open up my stitches from my oral surgery. Thank you!
This is the night where the WWE and celebrities pay tribute to the troops. Since my daddy’s a army veteran who better on this personally horrible day of the December 13th then me to cover this great event!
There was a bunch of celebrities throughout the night that thanked the tributes including Nicole Kidman and Celine Dion. Oh yeah, the Muppets (Kermit & Miss Piggy) even thanked the troops.
We see a clip of Eve Torres jumping out of a plane along with Kofi, CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio, and Cody Rhodes.
Mary J. Blinge sang two songs during this show “Need Somebody(?)” and “Family Affairs”.
We see a clip from the Bella Twins time in West Point and their time in an obstacle training test. West Point loved The Bella Twins! You could really tell that the Twins loved it there. I have to say, I visited West Point when I was younger. It is sooooo beautiful!!
The Bella Twins come out in their great Bella Boot Camp Army gear. The Divas of Doom come out in ugly purple Santa Claus outfits. Kelly Kelly’s music hits as K2 (great outfit), Eve (good outfit), and Alicia (in a hideous outfit) are on the stage. They wait until their partner Maria Menounos(okay outfit) comes out. The win came as Maria gets thrown into the corner and Beth goes to bash the Greek “Barbie”. However, Maria outsmarts Beth and pins her. Maria is shocked at her win (and throughout the match). Beth is so MAD! The faces cheer like YAYA!
Rosa helps Epico and Primo to the ring. When they beat Air Boom, Rosa continues to dance and speak Spanish everywhere.
Mark Henry and AJ Lee went to see the National Guard and pay tribute to their birthday.
At the end of the show, all the people in the back came out as John Cena makes a sexy and hot speech. All the divas that wrestled plus Lilian Garcia come out.
Eve Torres helps Booker T out to the stage for the “Tell Me I Did Not See That Moment” Slammy. The co-presenter Hornswoggle is accompanied by Alicia Fox.
I must say CM Punk and his mannequin were entertaining.
Lita comes out to a medium size pop to present the Divalicious Slammy Award. I guess these fans remember her heel days. Lita tells everyone she had so many divalicious moments. The nominees are Natalya for her double Sharpshooter on Eve Torres and Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly for winning the Divas Title, Kharma for attacking Michelle McCool and Beth Phoenix for her top rope Glam Slam on Eve. KELLY KELLY is declared the winner. Lita and K2 hug and pal around until the Divas of Doom come out. Beth takes the Slammy from K2 and poses with it, but gets slapped in the face. K2 takes back her Slammy, Nattie holds Beth back. Lita raises K2′s arm. The four trashtalk until the Divas of Doom scurry away like rats.
Santino and the Bella Twins come out to present the OMG Moment of the Year. The Twins call him stupid, so he tells them they are floozies who are golddigger for Alberto Del Rio. He basically calls them sad.
Vickie Guerrero helps Dolph Ziggler out to the ring for his fatal fourway match against Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes, and Zack Ryder. Vickie does basically nothing. Dolphy wins the match (which makes me mad as I always want Cody to win). Zack Ryder was the first to be trended so he wins a Slammy. Dolphy Zigzag’ed Ryder and stole the Slammy. Vickie shines the Slammy like a weirdo.
Vickie comes out and Goldust comes out with the help of Eve and Alicia. He tells Vickie she won a Slammy because she wears more makeup than him. She gets pissed. They will be presenting A-Lister of the Year. The nominees are The Muppets, Snooki, Cee-Lo and Hugh Jackman. Vickie is raging as the winner is Snooki. Snooks isn’t there but she did a pre-recoded message. She thanks everyone and tells her guido Zack Ryder to get that gold. WWYKI!
Kane comes back all sexy and hot and thumps Cena. He should have thumped Mark Henry and Michael Cole. In fact, he should have chased Mr. Johnny Ace around with a lighter. :(
To start off, I would like to wish everyone the best in their future endeavors since people do new endeavors every day!
Second, this will be a quickie coverage as I have finals for the next two weeks, my laptop was under attack from a gazillion Trojans thanks to me downloading several files for my projects (it has taken two days to clear it up..so I was studying, working on papers, fixing this lappy, and watching Raw), I’m very tired from working a 10 hour day, I’m sure I’m catching a form of the flu thanks to the flu shot, and I’m stressed from the impending wisdom teeth extractions. Yeah, Marcella is not HAPPY!
Now that I have bored you and ranted to Geebus, LET’S GET TO RAW!
Cena and Del Rio are playing in the ring so Vickie and Dolph come out. They are excusing Cena and Del Rio. Vickie wants her boytoy to get a title shot. The Miz came and everyone spoke. I wasn’t caring. I thought Vickie looked great so I spoke over them the whole time telling my Uncle how wonderful Vickie is. EXCUSE HER!
Some sexy stuff happened with Orton being bad. He wasn’t bad enough so I was disappointed.
Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, and Eve Torres do a wonderful walk to see the wizard.
Well, they weren’t off to see the wizard. They came to the ring to face the Divas of Doom (Beth Phoenix & Natalya). DOD has a weird video that is interrupted by a DUMB video of classroom antics. What do they want? For whatever it is worth, the match was like three seconds. K2 outsmarts Beth and rolls her up for a victory for her team of herself and Eve. Alicia jumps like a jack in a box. The faces celebrate and the heels cry.
Cena beats Ryder :(
Oops, Cena gives back his title opportunity so that Ryder could get one more try. The one more try is good! YAYA! Ryder wilface Dolphy!
Vickie comes out of the moron, Johnny Ace’s office. She couldn’t get the Ryder match overturned but she knows that Ziggy’s opponent is Sheamus. Dolphy yells ” WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?!” <— Line of the night as he doesn’t pay her. By the way, Swagger was there if anyone cares.
Dolph with Vickie loses to Sheamus becuase Ryder distracts Dolphy. He then lays out Dolphy. Vickie is MAD everywhere. BLESS!
Welcome to a brand new exclusive at OhSoDivalicious. (Excuse the cheap logo! ;)) In Extreme Makeover: Entrance Music Edition, we will be throwing around a few different ideas for different entrance music for the women of wrestling. The idea for this post came about when Maxine returned to NXT and debuted her brand new entrance music. I thought her music was totally lame and didn’t suit her at all. I thought it was more facey than ‘Queen of Mean.’
The last time we had a music makeover, nearly 30% of you guys that voted thought Pink’s smash hit “So What” should be Tamina’s new theme, while a measily 9% thought she should keep her current theme.
After a tonne of votes in our poll, you had voted for former TNA Knockouts Tag Team champion Brooke Tessmacher to have an Extreme Music Makeover! Since making an impact in TNA, Brooke has used a generic rocky theme which doesn’t suit her or her crazy personality.
NA NA NA NA COME ON! A saucy, upbeat pop track full of naughtiness and innuendos which will take you back to Brooke’s secretary days with Bischoff. This song fits Brooke’s personality and ‘gimmick’ in TNA. She’s hot but she can kick ass and the chanting in the song is enough to get any crowd riled up. Like I said, it takes you back to Brooke’s secretary days in TNA, so if she ever turned heel again the theme would still stick and give her that really naughty, edgey kick.
We start off this Survivor Series, the 25th annual one to be exact, in the house that the Royals built— Madison Square Garden. You know it has to be a good one because it’s in my hometown. And, well, if the WWE decides to be naughty, those 17,000 plus will have a riot and go Occupy some weirdos.
To make this Royal’s day BAD, we see John Laurinaitis at the start of the PPV telling us he has been ruining the WWE for ten years. Well, Lil’ Johnny, I wouldn’t brag about that if I were you. I may be across the river from MSG, but I will reach out and spank his head. He’s gotta learn that this Royal DOES NOT LIKE HIM!
Okay, I will get to the diva action part of the program.
Vickie Guerrero comes out with Dolph Ziggler for his match against John Morrison. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING VICKIE???? She screams everywhere since the NYC crowd is naughty. They want Zack Ryder. Anyways, Dolphy’s leg gets put on the rope by Vickie. VICKIE Y U DO THAT?! She gets thrown out by the referee. It doesn’t matter as Dolphy pulls out a win. Vickie comes back and gloats like a bad bitch. She rips the title from the stupid naughty ref. She then excuses the crowd so that Dolphy can speak. Long Island’s own Zack Ryder runs out and spanks Dolphy. Vickie had ran out of the ring and screams everywhere. She helps Dolphy to the back as the Ryder Revolution continues.
Lumberjill Match for the WWE Divas Title: Eve Torres vs. Beth Phoenix
As soon as that segment is over, Kelly Kelly’s music hits the PA as K2 and the other divas come out in their ring gear. The lumberjills for this next contest are Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, AJ Lee, Kaitlyn, Aksana, The Bella Twins- Brie & Nikki, Rosa Mendes, Tamina, and Maxine. Out comes Eve Torres in her sexy remixed theme. I have to say Beth Phoenix and Natalya come out to a pop from the NYC crowd.
Eve smack Beth, and Beth goes for a slam. Eve gets a mouthful of the mat, but Eve takes the Glamazon’s feet out from under her. It’s booty pop time. Beth rolls out of the ring, but Kelly RAGES OVER and throws Beth back in with the help of AJ. Eve hits a neckbreaker and does her lovely standing moonsault. She goes for a pin, but Beth gets out at 2. Beth and Eve go apeshit at each other. Eve ends up on the wrong side of the apron so Natalya grabs her foot. Eve gets out of the foot grab and gets laid out by Beth. The Bellas are dancing everywhere like weirdos. Beth uses the bottom rope to choke the Believer. The Bellas, Rosa, Tamina, and Nattie LMFAO all over Eve. Surprisingly, Maxine isn’t giggling! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? A 2 count for Bethy.
Anyways, Eve makes a comeback and tosses Beth face first into the turnbuckles. She hits a dropkick, backelbows, kicks, and clothesline. Eve goes for a back splash/rolling thunder but Beth puts her knees up. Beth sets up Eve for the GlamSlam but Eve elbows her to death. Eve then applies a triangle submission. Beth eventually gets to the ropes. Nattie and the Bellas distract Eve by getting on the apron and dancing like weirdos. Beth rolls up Eve for a 2 count. Eve reverses for a 2 count. Beth gets smacked with elbows and a Beautiful Disaster kick ala Cody Rhodes. Eve heads up top for a moonsault but Beth jumps on the ropes. From the middle rope, Beth hits the glamslam on Eve for the win.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
Nattie celebrates with Beth as Beth holds her side. K2 runs in to check on Eve. The faces play the consoling game with Eve on the outside. It is definitely CRYING TIME! That was a pretty good match. I actually liked the ending.
I LOVE CODY RHODES! I could gush about what he did, but that would bore you all. So I will behave for right now. Just to let you know, this Royal was more than pleased with him being one of the last survivors. Lisa Jane is definitely pleased that her men were the last men standing. ;)
Then, we see the Bella Twins NOT learning their lesson! They are speaking with Del Rio about restaurants. NO! I can’t believe I’m happy Johnny Ace Laurinaitis told the girlies to leave. :( He should have told Del Rio and himself to GTFO.
CM Punk as Champ = <3
Overall, I liked this PPV. Maybe, I was PMSing so much that I was entertained. I just may be delusional from being in pain for several days. Who knows?! For some reason, I think Nonno (RIP!) enjoyed the PPV, especially with his favorites– The Rock & John Cena winning! ;)
Now, remember to vote for your favorite Dream Team, obviously it’s mine. :P Vote! Vote! Vote!!! If you don’t vote, Bellatrix Lestrange and Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge will get you.
Also, a big thank you goes out to Marc to making this post, tagging the people, and making my logo as I was being sick everywhere and doing my coursework and job work!!!!
Each day this week a member of staffs DREAM Survivor Series Team has been showcased to you guys. Tonight is Survivor Series where Eve will challenge Beth for the Divas title in a lumberjill match where Marcella will do her all important coverage. Speaking of Marcella, it’s time for the final pick of the week..
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Luna Vachon would be on my team because she’s one psycho legend. Even though she had passed on like Sherri Martel, I think Luna would have a great run. She’s unhinged and would do anything to pick up a victory. In fact, I think she would probably eat her opponents for breakfast and spit out their hair extensions. RIP Luna. Melina would be on my team because she was one of my favorite WWE Divas of all time. She’s versatile and a hell cat. She believed that she was the most dominant female that WWE ever had so there would be no way any opponent would get her. Plus, she’s not afraid to cheat a bit to pull off a victory.
I would choose Lita because she was one of the top divas, if not the top diva, in the WWE. She had the skills, fan base, and charisma. Her no nonsense attitude and drive for a win would definitely make her a good candidate for this team. She may do anything to pick up the win. Lita would definitely want to prove that she was the best of all time. Kelly Kelly would be on my team. I know what you are thinking. WHAT THE HELL? Well, I choose a crazy psycho Kelly Kelly that went nuts all over Beth Phoenix. She said that no one would push her around and tell her she didn’t deserve to be champion. That aggression lands her in my team. She would definitely crank up the crazy with Sherri, Luna, Melina, and Lita. Plus, she would definitely enjoy teaming with her Extreme Expose gal, Brooke. They would crank up the sexy with a double stink face Asstastic move.
I would choose Brooke Tessmacher on the team because she has improved greatly in TNA. This former WWE Diva, now TNA Knockout has the attitude to get under the skin of her opponents. One asstastic and her stripper antics would definitely annoy the snot out of Luna, but don’t let that fool you. Brooke has the skills to back herself up. The manager of my team would be Sensational Sherri Martel as she knows how to secure victory for her team. She won’t be afraid to mix it up with the opponents in order to make sure her team is victorious. Plus, she’s a legend, duh! RIP Sherri.
First off, I’d have Lita, because aside from being my favorite of the past divas, she always had a determination to keep going, even when the odds were not in her favor. Her attitude, her charisma, and her ability to do many things most girls wouldn’t dream of doing gives her a good standing in the match. Next would be Rosita. I know many people don’t give the girl much in the way of props or anything, but she’s talented. She’s got speed, she’s small, she can really get going when she needs to. Adding in the fact that she’s taken a few bumps from guys, and survived, Rosita is definitely a firecracker.
To bring in brains and more attitude, I’d add in Gail Kim. She’s a fire-cracker, she could fly around the ring with Rosita, and they could easily double-team any duo with their high-flying ways. Plus, Gail is a trooper and can handle bumps from the smallest to the largest and still come back fighting!
For the power, I’d go with Kharma and Beth Phoenix. No one gives off power more than these two. Sure they probably wouldn’t get along, but I could easily see them teaming together for a common cause and tossing their opponents around like rag dolls. As the manager, I pick Stephanie McMahon. You want a woman with power, with an attitude, that isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty? That’s Stephanie. Plus, if anything goes wrong for her team, she can use the power of her last name to outrule the referee.
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NA NA NA NA COME ON! A saucy, upbeat pop track full of naughtiness and innuendos which will take you back to Brooke’s secretary days with Bischoff. This song fits Brooke’s personality and ‘gimmick’ in TNA. She’s hot but she can kick ass and the chanting in the song is enough to get any crowd riled up. Like I said, it takes you back to Brooke’s secretary days in TNA, so if she ever turned heel again the theme would still stick and give her that really naughty, edgey kick.
