Welcome to Raw is Marcella!

Eve Torres  is backstage with The Bella Twins. They are chatting about weather, which is a lovely conversation topic. The Twins ask about Ryder. Eve  laughs her lungs out of her.  They tell Eve he is a good guy. So she thinks they are telling jokes. Eve tells them that she is not friends with Ryder.  She made him think they were friends. She used him to get people talking about her.  Eve says he didn’t even get to first base (I didn’t know they played baseball. :P) She  calls him a child and says she will do what people do– use each other. Ms. Torres says she has the big fish hooked now and will use Cena. She tells Bellas to film her walking into Cena’s locker room. Bless, she turns around into Cena who has heard everything. OH NO! Cena walks away in disappointment as Eve freaks out.

Cena comes out to the ring, and before he can speak, Eve comes on down. She wants a minute to explain everything since it was taken out of context.  Cena says she’s been sipping the skank juice and wants to use her assets to further her career. Eve yells that they are friends. Cena says he lost a very good friend in Zack Ryder because of her being a hoeski. Eve says she was joking with the Bellas. Cena says The Rock and Eve are perfect for each other – they’re both scandalous bitches. Eve falls to the ground crying like a baby.

Cena tries to be a gentleman and help her up. However, HE IS ATTACKED! Yes, he was attacked by Eve with a huge and potential kiss whilst she cries. How scary! Officials come down to save Cena from the attack. He gets away from her and says he like to stay disease free. The officials play with Eve and bring her backstage.

Aksana and Kelly Kelly vs. The Bella Twins

Some time later, we come back from a commerical and we see Aksana and Kelly Kelly in the ring. They will face the Bella Twins.  The goodies are in control until the Bellas come back and do a TRICKY to Aksana!  Aksana  fights back and does  a scoop slam. She hits a weird ass  elbow drop thing for  a bad  near fall.  Bella hits a move on Aksana  and rolls out. The other Bella gets into the ring which brings out Kelly Kelly who is distracting the referee. With this the illegal Bella comes and there’s some good old fashion TWIN MAGIC!

She hits a Bella Buster for the pin on Aksana.  The Bella Twins yell losers at the goodies as K2  yells at Bellas and consoles Aksana.

Winners: The Bella Twins

Vickie Guerrero  helps Dolph to the ring for the big ass battle royal for #1 contendership of CM Punk’s WWE Title. She looks almost as dashing as Cody Rhodes.

In this match, I felt terrible for combatants since they mostly had bandages (like my husband, Cody Rhodes) and people got hurt. Wade Barrett seems to be injured trying to catch a Dolph (who should have kept his shirt tucked into his panties longer to help with that FLIGHT!).  It also looked like Kofi Kingston and Dolph Ziggler had bad falls. Dolph smacked his fat jaw on the announcer table.  Kofi kept trying to land on his feet like a cat.

I wish all these people the best of luck in their health because bless that was some scary stuff! Hopefully, no one was injured badly!

Watch out Kelly Kelly, you could be getting slimed!

The former WWE Divas Champion has been nominated for a 2012 Kids’ Choice Award, but for which category? Favourite Buttkicker, of course! What chance does a WWE Diva have against the likes of Taylor Lautner and Jessica Alba? Fans will have to be the judge of that.

The awards will be held on 31 March this year and will be hosted by Will Smith. All of the nominees can be found here.

After nearly a two year hiatus, The Top 12 (formally known as the Divalicious Dozen) has returned to OhSoDivalicious. If you aren’t familiar with ‘The Top 12′ then here’s the drift; it’s just like WWE.com’s ‘Power 25′ feature but ours is much smaller (and better). Ours counts down the top twelve women of wrestling each week. Let’s get on with it with our number twelve, shall we?

#12 – SUMMER RAE

Last week: #11
Summer Rae (the brand new name for FCW Diva Danielle Moinet) let Maxine know who the big boss was last week on FCW. This week, the newly named Summer Rae didn’t cross paths with Maxine directly, but she played with some of William Regal’s knobs in the press room. I think Maxine’s gonna get VERY cross with Summer in the coming weeks.

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You’ve spent the past month and a half voting and now here it is, the moment you’ve all been patiently (or impatiently, depending on how you look at it) waiting for! It’s now time for us to unveil the top 100 hottest photoshoots of 2011! Which photoshoots made the cut? And where did YOUR favorite photoshoot place? We will be unveiling 10 shoots daily, so be sure to keep checking back!

RANKING #	PHOTOSHOOT
	EVE TORRES – CHRISTMAS EVE Eve gets into the holiday spirit! Though the dress seems awfully uncomfortable…. View the rest of the shoot here.
	BELLA TWINS – MEAN IN GREEN The devious duo found their mean streak earlier on in the year. And the green attire just happens to be my favorite of theirs! View the rest of the shoot here.
	EVE TORRES – SOLID GOLD Although her attire looks more bronze than gold, the former Divas Champion shines! View the rest of the shoot here.
	EVE TORRES – RAISING THE BAR Eve gets comfy in a sports bar setting. View the rest of the shoot here.
	BETH PHOENIX – GLAM ROCK The Glamazon goes for a retro rock look! View the rest of the shoot here.
	EVE TORRES – UNBELIEVEABLE Eve debuted a new look to her ring gear last year. And it looks unbeliEVEable! The pink attire was debuted at Vengeance, where Eve took on Beth Phoenix for the Divas Championship. View the rest of the shoot here.
	KELLY KELLY – TRUE BLUE Kelly is a stunning vision in blue! View the rest of the shoot here.
	BELLA TWINS – BELLA BOWL III The Bellas return for their yearly Super Bowl themed photoshoot! View the rest of the shoot here.
	EVE TORRES – DRESSED TO KILL Eve is ready for a night on the town in a cute little black & beige dress. View the rest of the shoot here.
	MICKIE JAMES – MAKING AN IMPACT Although only one shot in the set, it made enough of an “impact” to land in such a high position on the list! View the full shot here.

Catch-up: #100-91 || #90-81 || #80-71 || #70-61 || #60-51 || #50-41 || #40-31 || #30-21

After nearly a two year hiatus, The Top 12 (formally known as the Divalicious Dozen) has returned to OhSoDivalicious. If you aren’t familiar with ‘The Top 12′ then here’s the drift; it’s just like WWE.com’s ‘Power 25′ feature but ours is much smaller (and better). Ours counts down the top twelve women of wrestling each week. Let’s get on with it with our number twelve, shall we?

#12 – AJ LEE

Last week: #N/A
AJ Lee was injured a few weeks ago in a freak accident. She collided with Big Show and got carried out on a stretcher and hasn’t been seen since. This week on Smackdown however, AJ returned! As Big Show was annihilating her boyfriend, in a brave showing, AJ grabbed Show’s fist in an attempt to stop him from thumping her boyfriend even more. AJ took a stand, she’s not afraid of the world’s largest athlete… her boyfriend may be, but she aint.

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You’ve spent the past month and a half voting and now here it is, the moment you’ve all been patiently (or impatiently, depending on how you look at it) waiting for! It’s now time for us to unveil the top 100 hottest photoshoots of 2011! Which photoshoots made the cut? And where did YOUR favorite photoshoot place? We will be unveiling 10 shoots daily, so be sure to keep checking back!

RANKING #	PHOTOSHOOT
	EVE TORRES – BEFORE THE BELL 2x Divas Champion Eve Torres takes a moment to stretch out before heading to the ring. View the rest of the shoot here.
	BROOKE TESSMACHER – SUMMER SEDUCTION Although it would have been much better if it were taken in a summery setting, Brook looks absolutely seductive in her green and yellow bikini! View the rest of the shoot here.
	KAITLYN – BEAUTY IN BEIGE The Smackdown Stunner and NXT season 3 winner dazzles us in a gorgeous beige dress! View the rest of the shoot here.
	VELVET SKY – PATRIOT GAMES Right in time for the Superbowl! Velvet Sky shows her Patriot Pride. View the rest of the shoot here.
	KELLY KELLY – SHIMMERING The Maxim cover girl shimmers her way into #46. View the rest of the shoot here.
	BROOKE TESSMACHER – HOUSTON TEXAN Brooke displays her Texan pride! View the rest of the shoot here.
	ROSA MENDES – SPARKLE & SHINE The Latina Loudmouth sparkles into #44! View the rest of the shoot here.
	MARYSE – AGAINST THE WALL Maryse’s killer looks are off the wall in this stunning photo session! View the rest of the shoot here.
	MARYSE – HOT WHEELS What makes a hot ride even hotter? Maryse! View the rest of the shoot here.
	KAITLYN – NATURAL WOMAN The former fitness model and body builder goes au naturel for this smoldering shoot. View the rest of the shoot here.

Catch-up: #100-91 || #90-81 || #80-71 || #70-61 || #60-51

You’ve spent the past month and a half voting and now here it is, the moment you’ve all been patiently (or impatiently, depending on how you look at it) waiting for! It’s now time for us to unveil the top 100 hottest photoshoots of 2011! Which photoshoots made the cut? And where did YOUR favorite photoshoot place? We will be unveiling 10 shoots daily, so be sure to keep checking back!

RANKING #	PHOTOSHOOT
	NIKKI BELLA – STRIPTEASE The self-proclaimed ‘Naughty Bella’ puts on a little striptease! View the rest of the shoot here.
	A.J. LEE – GIRL NEXT DOOR Long before she became the object of Daniel Bryan’s affection, A.J. was simply the ‘girl next door’. View the rest of the shoot here.
	MARYSE – FUR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT The former 2x Divas Champion has provided us with plenty of entertainment for the past 5 years. She has now branched off onto greener pastures…. here’s hoping she provides us with even more entertainment! View the rest of the shoot here.
	BETH PHOENIX & NATALYA – PIN-UP STRONG The Divas of Doom made a splash this past summer with their newfound ‘Pin-up Strong’ attitude, terrorizing the ‘Barbie Doll Divas’…. and this shoot proves their theory! View the rest of the shoot here.
	ROSA MENDES – BLUE BRAND BEAUTY The feisty Latina stuns our readers in her Smackdown blue dress! View the rest of the shoot here.
	VELVET SKY – HOLLER! Velvet continues to make her fans ‘holler’! View the rest of the shoot here.
	NATALYA – SILVER BELLE In her only solo appearance on the list, Natalya shimmers her way to #54 in a sexy silver dress! View the rest of the shoot here.
	MARYSE – DRESSED & RED-DY Fun fact: Maryse’s ‘Dressed & Red-dy’ shoot is one of our most viewed shoots in the gallery, with one image boasting over 1000 views! View the rest of the shoot here.
	KELLY KELLY – HOT WHEELS Kelly poses with one of Alberto Del Rio’s sweet rides! View the rest of the shoot here.
	WINTER – KNOCKOUTS CHRISTMAS Winter makes her Hot 100 debut in her angelic Christmas shoot! View the rest of the shoot here.

Catch-up: #100-91 || #90-81 || #80-71 || #70-61

Welcome to my show, Raw! Well, I really shouldn’t claim something that Johnny Ace “runs”, but nevertheless, I will for fun.

We see and hear a promo telling us the later tonight we will have a Divas Title match up between The Notorious Eve and The Glamazon Beth Phoenix. 

Vickie Guerrero leads  Dolph Ziggler (on his leash) to the ring. If Vickie doesn’t him to the ring, Dolph will find his old pom poms from his Spirit Squad days and become distracted.  We do NOT want that to happen! Thank GOODNESS Vickie is here to GUIDE HIM! By the way,  WHAT IS UP WITH HIS JACKET/VAST THING? Who told him he could wear that small dead rodent to the ring? So as he faces the Viper Randy Orton, Vickie shouts and cackles everywhere.  Totally random blurb that you really don’t need to know and don’t care to know, I like saying BARRETT BARRAGE! Lisa Jane (LJ) has influenced me too much! :P Orton hits a superplex on the top rope as his snakey baby mating routine in order to get Vickie under his spell. Vickie wasn’t paying attention since she was probably sewing tiny panties together for Dolph to wear next week.  Dolphy loses so Vickie is very upset. Back to the drawing board for her!

We see a clip from last night when Kane went apeshit on Ryder and Cena. We see Eve’s best facial impression of that time Layla retired Michelle McCool and  Lay was so distraught.

What the Funk? Naomi and Cameron Lynn (in new weaves and attire– attire is still bad) come out and dance with Brodus Clay for lifetime. Brodus Clay annihilates Tyler Rex.  The announcers talk about dinosaurs. So then, Naomi and Cameron dance for another seventy years. Thanks for nothing! (That one is for you, MARC!!!!)

KONG OUT ALERT:  There’s no sign of Kharma yet.  It’s making The Royals VERY MAD!

 Line of the Night:  R-Truth: Little Jimmy is smiling like a Little Jimmy!

I thought I would never put a line of R-Truth’s in my coverage and say he amused me.  He amused me very much tonight. He would have AMUSED me more if he and Little Jimmy threw Cole into a garbage bin. Until that happens, R-TRUTH, YOUR CASE IS DISMISSED!

I wonder when David Otunga will get the picture that HE and HIS MUG are annoying and should GTFO! Thank you for your consideration IN THIS GRAVE MATTER!

The illusive squash match for the Divas Title is UP NEXT!

WWE Divas Title Match: Eve Torres vs. Beth Phoenix

Eve makes her daring entrance  looking like she is going cry and ask for her mommy. Then, Beth Phoenix makes her way out. She decides to  NOT have her headband match her outfit because she thinks she is that much of a badass. Unfortunately, she finds out that she is NOT a badass. We will get to that another day as that is a horse of a different *ROYAL* color.  So anyways, Eve beats Beth into a corner and goes apeshit. The referee admonished her.  So, Beth and Eve have a tea party for a hour. However, Eve gets nailed with a clothesline because she didn’t like how Beth baked the crumpets, made the tea, or how Beth was mismatching (rightfully SO!)  Beth hits the GLAMSLAM for the win.

Winner: Beth Phoenix

Kane appears on the titantron so Beth MAKES LIKE A TREE AND LEAVES! (That’s for you, Marc!) Kane is babbling to Eve who is NO SELLING the Glam Slam.  Kane is trying to be a professor of hate. I wasn’t paying attention since I was SO MAD! (Yes, mad like Daffney). Why was I mad? Well, Eve was cowering like an idiot and plus Beth legged it up the ramp like a weirdo as well.  So anyways, Kane appears behind Eve since she’s his newest victim. John Cena makes the save. He goes batshit all over Kane as Eve disappears. Good news is, Eve is alive. Bad news is, the Royals are ANGRY!

Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox are backstage talking as Johnny is walking. They point and laugh at him. Apparently, they were dressed weird. I can’t say as I missed the entire 1 second thing as I was more interested in grabbing a lemon drop than seeing Johnny Ace walk. Sorry Foxy and Kellz! Better luck next time!

KHARMA MAKES A NO SHOW!  This does NOT excited us. We all want to see her “kong” out.  With antics like this, WWE doesn’t have  HAPPY BUNNIES in the form of the WWE UNIVERSE!

Mark my words, if there’s no Kharma on Smackdown, THERE WILL BE PROBLEMS!

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You’ve spent the past month and a half voting and now here it is, the moment you’ve all been patiently (or impatiently, depending on how you look at it) waiting for! It’s now time for us to unveil the top 100 hottest photoshoots of 2011! Which photoshoots made the cut? And where did YOUR favorite photoshoot place? We will be unveiling 10 shoots daily, so be sure to keep checking back!

RANKING #	PHOTOSHOOT
	A.J. LEE – HALLOWEEN DIVA Here’s a fun fact: A.J.’s Halloween shoot is the only shoot from the series to appear on the Hot 100! Hands down, her Kitana costume was considered the best costume from the night. View the rest of the shoot here.
	ALICIA FOX – ORANGE CRUSH Although not ranked as high as I thought it would be, this shoot is actually one of Alicia’s more popular ones! View the rest of the shoot here.
	A.J. LEE – PRETTY IN PLAID A.J. sure does like her plaid ring attire…. and so do our readers! View the rest of the shoot here.
	ROSA MENDES – FAMOUS ON TWITTER Rosa made waves this past summer when she launched a rather scathing Twitter attack on rookie Divas A.J. and Kaitlyn, launching her into instant Twitter fame. View the rest of the shoot here.
	A.J. LEE – PLAID ABOUT YOU You sure do like A.J.’s plaid attire, as this is it’s second appearance on the list! View the rest of the shoot here.
	A.J. LEE – SUMMER DIVA Another fun fact: A.J.’s Summer Diva shoot was the only one from the series to make an appearance on the list. View the rest of the shoot here.
	KELLY KELLY – DIVAS CHAMPION Kelly Kelly celebrated her first taste of gold this summer posing with the butterfly belt. It is also one of our most viewed photoshoots in the gallery! View the rest of the shoot here.
	GAIL KIM – LEATHER SEDUCTION Gail’s first photoshoot since returning to the company that made her a star is a real scorcher! View the rest of the shoot here.
	KAITLYN – LITTLE BLACK DRESS The former Homecomming Queen and Class Clown stunned our readers in her little black dress. View the rest of the shoot here.
	KELLY KELLY – BODY LANGUAGE Kelly Kelly shares her experise in women’s body language. View the rest of the shoot here.

Catch-up: #100-91 || #90-81 || #80-71

[Thanks to Marc for  sexy and hot logo]

Welcome to the 25th Annual Royal Rumble!

We get a surprise in the form of an 8 diva tag match. Out come the heels all color coordinated in blue. Beth Phoenix (The Divas Champ), Natalya and the Bella Twins do their signature entrances. The faces, Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Eve Torres, and Tamina make their way out there.  K2, Foxy, and Eve are wearing orange gear. Tamina must have not gotten the memo of being color coordinated at this event. However, she made up for it by having a wonderful hair style. What was she thinking?

Nattie and Tamina start  by slapping each other and stuff. Tamina chops Nattie several times, which made me giggle. She then HEADBUTTS Nattie, which probably made Marc squeal in his dreams.  Some stuff happens and Tamina tags in Eve. BOOTY POP EVE DROP occurs! Some more stuff happened and suddenly Nattie gets control. Eve gets backed up in the wrong part of town. Beth gets the tag.  Beth and Eve fight tooth and nail for three hours. Eve hits her fancy kick and then does her seated clothesline. I think she thinks she is an airplane. Eve goes for a senton and Beth gets her knees up. Bless!!!!!!! Beth and Eve play for a little bit until Brie Bella tags in. Brie chokes EVE on the ropes for fun. Oh dear, Eve gets kicked in the face. Brie does a fancy chinlock. Eve battles back and tags in Alicia. The Foxy One hits a clothesline and a pair of  one legged dropkicks.

Anyways, Alicia stomps on Brie for fun until the referee stops her. THAT IS NOT NICE! During Alicia’s detention,  the Bella Twins pull Twin Magic. Nikki gets into the ring into the corner. SNEAKY LITTLE BUGGER! Alicia gets smacked about until Kelly gets the tag.  K2 does her head scissors takedown as well as hits her back handspring elbow in the corner. Oops, she hits a bulldog on Nikki. K2 attempts a pin but Brie breaks it up.  Nattie and Eve play for a bit.  Then all the divas fight outside of the ring. K2 climbs to the top rope and hits a crossbody splash  on everyone and their mother. All divas are down! K2 grabs a Bella (don’t know who, don’t care who). I think it was Nikki. Suddenly, Beth smacks the Bella in the back to tag herself in since K2 is all wobbly.  Beth tells the Bella to get out of her ring. She hits the GLAMSLAM on K2 for the victory.

Winners: Beth Phoenix, Natalya and The Bella Twins

Beth then PMS all over the place. She sends evils to Nattie. The other Bella tries to celebrate but she sees Beth is MAD!  The heels celebrate.

In backstage land, Ryder is  throwing angry faces (not mad faces because only Daffney is mad).  He is throwing these angry faces at John Laurinaitis. Eve runs up and bitches  Johnny Boy out using BIG BAD WORDS! I will break it down for all of you. She basically said Laurinaitis is an IDIOT and  a JERK! She (and I) hope he is fired tomorrow night on my show, Raw. Laurinaitis says “that’s gratitude for ya” and walks off. Eve calls him an ass and wheels Ryder into his cage.

Cameron Lynn and Naomi help  Brodus Clay out. They dance for a year.  Drew McIntyre throws them kisses and gets squashed. The dance trio dance for another year. Thank you for coming!

Vickie Guerrero  helps Dolph Ziggler to the ring only to be thrown out by Johnny Ace several minutes later. She throws a fit so she should even though she wasn’t supposed to be out there.

Vickie comes out with Dolph, who returns to the Rumble match since he lost his previous match.

At entrant 21, the world gets a surprise, especially Michael Cole, who is dancing like FOOL. We hear a laugh that we all love.  Kharma  laughs and makes faces at Cole. She clotheslines Cole. Cole tries to make a like tree and leave (that’s for YOU MARC!) Booker and Lawler pull Cole off the apron to be eliminated. Ziggler tells Kharma to GTFO, so she implant busters him for shits and giggles. Vickie lays in the riot act on Kharma. Kharma starts towards Vickie and she decides discretion is the better part of valor. Thus, she leaves  Kharma ALONE! Huncio charges at Kharma, which is a big mistake. He must have taken his dumb pills this morning. Kharma tosses him over the top rope for fun. Ziggy comes from nowhere and dumps Kharma to the floor. She is eliminated.  Vickie cackles everywhere.

It was a nice Royal Rumble match. It was definitely not one of the best versions; however, it was enjoyable.  The PPV was decent enough to not get many tongue lashings from me. I was happy that the divas match got some air time. I’m definitely looking forward to my show, Raw! ;)