After nearly a two year hiatus, The Top 12 (formally known as the Divalicious Dozen) has returned to OhSoDivalicious. If you aren’t familiar with ‘The Top 12′ then here’s the drift; it’s just like WWE.com’s ‘Power 25′ feature but ours is much smaller (and better). Ours counts down the top twelve women of wrestling each week. Let’s get on with it with our number twelve, shall we?

#12 – AJ LEE

Last week: #N/A
AJ Lee may have been dumped by Daniel Bryan who told her he wished she was never born, but we saw a new side to her on Smackdown – an over emotional psycho side. AJ took out all of her frustrations on third gen Diva Natalya and got herself disqualified.

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After nearly a two year hiatus, The Top 12 (formally known as the Divalicious Dozen) has returned to OhSoDivalicious. If you aren’t familiar with ‘The Top 12′ then here’s the drift; it’s just like WWE.com’s ‘Power 25′ feature but ours is much smaller (and better). Ours counts down the top twelve women of wrestling each week. Let’s get on with it with our number twelve, shall we?

#12 – BETH PHOENIX

Last week: #11
Divas champion Beth Phoenix was nowhere to be seen this week, but she still keeps her spot on the ‘Top 12′ this week. If she fails to show or impress us this coming week, she’ll drop all the way off the list.

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After nearly a two year hiatus, The Top 12 (formally known as the Divalicious Dozen) has returned to OhSoDivalicious. If you aren’t familiar with ‘The Top 12′ then here’s the drift; it’s just like WWE.com’s ‘Power 25′ feature but ours is much smaller (and better). Ours counts down the top twelve women of wrestling each week. Let’s get on with it with our number twelve, shall we?

#12 – MAXINE

Last time: #10
Maxine has gotten herself in quite the predicament! She knocked out the wrong person and then he got kidnapped and now the kidnappers have put her in a position that she’s not used to – being at the bottom – not on top! She says things will get really weird, so maybe the ‘Queen of Mean’ has something up her sleeve!

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Greetings and salutations, and welcome to another edition of SmackDown! This week:  Nikki Bella goes against “The Glamazon” Beth Phoenix:

Beth Phoenix makes her way to the ring followed by Nikki Bella and… WAIT!.. it’s Kelly Kelly! Kelly stays ringside as Beth Phoenix locks her eyes on her. The bell rings and Nikki mocks Beth a little bit, before being take down with a clothesline.  The Glamazon kicks and punches Nikki, and chokes her with her knee.

The camera-man get’s a good shot at Kelly’s worried face (?) as Beth sends Nikki to the corner and again delivers alot of punches and kicks. Kelly approaches the apron and Beth tries to attack her but Kelly’s awesome reflections avoid the attack. Beth’s focus is again on the match, and she runs into the corner only to meet the ring post. Nikki capitalizes and hits the Bella Buster for the 3 count. Beth stays in the ring while Kelly mocks her on the top of the isle.

There was also an AJ segment:

Earlier this week, WWE.com treated us to a gallery in which they called the ‘Greatest Divas Gallery Ever’ with 100 smoking hot photos of Divas past and present! From Kaitlyn to Trish Stratus, even an unseen shot from former Diva Cherry’s ‘Summer Skin’ shoot (Cherry was released in the summer of 2008, one week before her Summer Skin shoot was to be featured)! Head on over to the gallery to have a look! It’s definitely not worth missing!

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Welcome to Wrestlemania 28! 

Despite not being healthy enough to do coverage, I will do my coverage anyway since WrestleMania is ONLY once a year.

I will be back to covering Raw and WWE PPVs in May since I will receive surgery this coming week.

Now for what you really want to hear about!

Pre WrestleMania Match

Epico & Primo vs. Usos vs. Tyson & Gabriel saw the tag champs (Epico & Primo) win. Rosa Mendes was pleased.

Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee are backstage in an interview. They kiss and AJ does the “YES” dance like a silly.

Now it’s time for Mania.

Lilian Garcia does a TREMENDOUS  job with the anthem.

AJ Lee  helps Daniel Bryan to the ring. She gives him a kiss and Daniel gets flatten by Sheamus.

AJ tries to console the former champion. BLESS!

Backstage, Team Johnny is babbling. Miz tries a pep talk but Brie Bella and Vickie Guerrero give him scary looks.  David Otunga (who thinks he is a stripper) drinks his FAKE coffee everywhere.

Just to let people know, Wrestlemania 29 is in New Jersey. VERY CLOSE TO THIS HAPPY LADY!

Orton loses on his birthday. :(

Cody loses his title in his dress. :(

We see a hype video for divas (all divas minus Kharma and Maxine were shown!) Lots of Layla shown! (Plus, throughout the night we seen footage of the Mania  week featuring superstars and divas!)

Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly vs. Eve Torres & WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix

Eve comes out with Beth (who thinks she is a bird).  Kelly Kelly and Maria then come out.  K2 and Eve start out. They roll around. Kelly takes Eve to the corner for the back elbow  to no avail. . Eve goes up top for the moonsault but Kelly knocks her down. Maria tags in. She and Kelly do a double “sweet face” to Eve in the corner. Eve takes Maria down  and spanks her everywhere.

Finally, Maria tags K2 back in. K2 goes nuts on Beth.   K2 goes up top and hits Molly Holly’s  Molly-Go-Round pinning Beth but  Eve breaks it up. K2 blocks the Glam Slam into a bulldog.  Maria takes ninety years to go on top. Beth lifts Maria over head until Kelly makes the save. They do a dance and Maria rolls up Beth for the win.

Winners: Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos

They honor the HOF’ers.  Congratulations to them all!!!

Brie Bella introduces Team Johnny, who have Vickie Guerrero as the flag bearer.  Nikki Bella introduces Team Teddy, who has Eve sniffing Zack Ryder and Aksana sniffing Teddy.  Vickie cackles EVERYWHERE! She and Aksana get into a catfight which the Bellas join in for fun.

At the end of the match, Eve rolls in and fist pumps with Zack  distracting him, so he loses for his team. BLESS. After the match, she kicks him in the now flat balls.

Why didn’t Aksana rip her weave off?

Torrie Wilson is sitting in the front row with an idiot.

For some reason,  I’m still swooning over how nice CM PUNK looked in his suit in the Hall of Fame. Bless me.

Cameron and Naomi dance with Brodus Clay. Brodus’ MOMMA and her Bridge club dance. They have scared my Uncle, which I’m eternally grateful to them. THANK YOU!

I would like to know if catering at this event was any good….

Awwh Cena is nice to Betty Skaaland, Arnold Skaaland’s wife.

Bless WM 28! Next year better be off the charts or WWE will not know what hits them when messing with the Big Apple!!!

Tonight marks the grandest show of them all, WrestleMania! It’s WrestleMania’s 28th birthday and like ever other year in recent memory, we are treated to a Divas match that none of the Diva fans seem to be happy about. Eve Torres and Divas champ Beth Phoenix are set to team up against Kelly Kelly and honorary celebrity Diva, Maria Menounos – who has wrestled twice before in WWE. As usual I’m going to make up wacky and wonderful matches that could have been featured on the grandest stage of them all, and then you guys get to vote for your favourite! It’s time for WrestleMania 28 to go ROYAL!

This year has been full of these eight Divas teaming up, turning on each other and fighting with one another so like a past WrestleMania, why not put them all together to settle their differences once and for all before the big WWE draft?! Continue Reading… »

Looks like there’s going to be a switch-up to the Divas Wrestlemania match! It has been confirmed that celebrity participant and Dancing With the Stars contestant Maria Menounos cracked a rib during rehearsals for the Cha Cha Cha this week and will be unable to participate in the Divas tag match with Kelly Kelly against the team of Divas Champion Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres. No word on who her replacement will be….. we’re hoping it’s at least Natalya or a returning Layla!