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Welcome to Wrestlemania 28!
Despite not being healthy enough to do coverage, I will do my coverage anyway since WrestleMania is ONLY once a year.
I will be back to covering Raw and WWE PPVs in May since I will receive surgery this coming week.
Now for what you really want to hear about!
Pre WrestleMania Match
Epico & Primo vs. Usos vs. Tyson & Gabriel saw the tag champs (Epico & Primo) win. Rosa Mendes was pleased.
Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee are backstage in an interview. They kiss and AJ does the “YES” dance like a silly.
Now it’s time for Mania.
Lilian Garcia does a TREMENDOUS job with the anthem.
AJ Lee helps Daniel Bryan to the ring. She gives him a kiss and Daniel gets flatten by Sheamus.
AJ tries to console the former champion. BLESS!
Backstage, Team Johnny is babbling. Miz tries a pep talk but Brie Bella and Vickie Guerrero give him scary looks. David Otunga (who thinks he is a stripper) drinks his FAKE coffee everywhere.
Just to let people know, Wrestlemania 29 is in New Jersey. VERY CLOSE TO THIS HAPPY LADY!
Orton loses on his birthday. :(
Cody loses his title in his dress. :(
We see a hype video for divas (all divas minus Kharma and Maxine were shown!) Lots of Layla shown! (Plus, throughout the night we seen footage of the Mania week featuring superstars and divas!)
Maria Menounos & Kelly Kelly vs. Eve Torres & WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix
Eve comes out with Beth (who thinks she is a bird). Kelly Kelly and Maria then come out. K2 and Eve start out. They roll around. Kelly takes Eve to the corner for the back elbow to no avail. . Eve goes up top for the moonsault but Kelly knocks her down. Maria tags in. She and Kelly do a double “sweet face” to Eve in the corner. Eve takes Maria down and spanks her everywhere.
Finally, Maria tags K2 back in. K2 goes nuts on Beth. K2 goes up top and hits Molly Holly’s Molly-Go-Round pinning Beth but Eve breaks it up. K2 blocks the Glam Slam into a bulldog. Maria takes ninety years to go on top. Beth lifts Maria over head until Kelly makes the save. They do a dance and Maria rolls up Beth for the win.
Winners: Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos
They honor the HOF’ers. Congratulations to them all!!!
Brie Bella introduces Team Johnny, who have Vickie Guerrero as the flag bearer. Nikki Bella introduces Team Teddy, who has Eve sniffing Zack Ryder and Aksana sniffing Teddy. Vickie cackles EVERYWHERE! She and Aksana get into a catfight which the Bellas join in for fun.
At the end of the match, Eve rolls in and fist pumps with Zack distracting him, so he loses for his team. BLESS. After the match, she kicks him in the now flat balls.
Why didn’t Aksana rip her weave off?
Torrie Wilson is sitting in the front row with an idiot.
For some reason, I’m still swooning over how nice CM PUNK looked in his suit in the Hall of Fame. Bless me.
Cameron and Naomi dance with Brodus Clay. Brodus’ MOMMA and her Bridge club dance. They have scared my Uncle, which I’m eternally grateful to them. THANK YOU!
I would like to know if catering at this event was any good….
Awwh Cena is nice to Betty Skaaland, Arnold Skaaland’s wife.
Bless WM 28! Next year better be off the charts or WWE will not know what hits them when messing with the Big Apple!!!