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Marcella Invades WrestleMania 29: The Metropolitan Edition

Welcome to the return of Marcella Invades a WWE PPV!

Here’s the skinny for those of you who have forgotten about my ppv coverage. It’s live coverage, well as live as it can be considering my internet. Enough games, let’s get to business.

Stephanie McMahon makes her glorious return to the WWE by standing on the stage with the coalition for the Special Olympics. It is quite wonderful to see WWE partner with such a great cause. Could we see more of Steph at Wrestlemania? I sure hope so.

DING DING DING!!! AJ Lee makes her second manager appearance at a Wrestlemania. Dolphy and her kiss, and oh snap, it looks like a repeat of last year! Um, no. It didn’t work this time. Anyways, AJ tries to be a crazy, devious lady, but to no avail. Her team lost!

Oh no, it’s a swarm of Fandango dancers. I’m frightened. I am still holding out hope for Maxine to return and beat these dancers up and Fandango up.  Yes, I’m that mean.

Well, it’s time for the Hall of Fame people to come out. I always love this part of Wrestlemania. Trish Stratus is there with the rest of the Hall of Fame class. Don’t they all look lovely?! I’m in such a good mood that I complimented Donald Trump. Trish does her signature POINTING and keeps rubbing her pregnant belly. I know the Royals are so utterly happy and pleased for her. Yes,  Marc is so happy for her. I know, you all should be scared.  That reminds me of the video they played of the Hall of Fame Ceremony. Sharmell looked divine!

Umm, what? HAI John Cena…but um where’s the BELLA ARMY with Cody Rhodes? Tell me they just did NOT scrap the Mixed Eight Persons Tag match with Naomi, Cameron, Brie, and Nikki!!!! I’m so irate. Oh well, I will get over it as I’m sleepy.

On the brightside, they may get more time on Raw to have this match.

Plus, Extreme Rules  is near my birthday.

Overall, I’m pleased that the Shield won. I should be LIVID that CM Punk lost, but really…..no one will beat the Undertaker. Nothing really impressed me much.  I feel bad for all my fellow Metropolitan Area fans that went to Wrestlemania. They must be livid having to pay such HIGH prices to sit there watching it.  I have to say, I’m content with paying $60 to watch it from home.

Anyways, here’s to hoping for the best in the build up to Extreme Rules.

WWE Inbox featuring Alicia Fox and Kaitlyn

Michelle McCool Talks Divas

Recently, former WWE Diva Michelle McCool sat down with her official fansite for an exclusive ’12 Days of Divas’ interview where Michelle candidly talks about twelve fellow Divas who she spent a lot of time with whilst in the WWE. Click the Divas names below to listen to their portion of the interview.

Kelly Kelly | Natalya | Tara | Layla | Maria | Melina | Sharmell | Torrie Wilson
Beth Phoenix | Mickie James | Vickie Guerrero | Stephanie McMahon

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WWE Treats Us To the Greatest Divas Gallery Ever…… Really!

Earlier this week, WWE.com treated us to a gallery in which they called the ‘Greatest Divas Gallery Ever’ with 100 smoking hot photos of Divas past and present! From Kaitlyn to Trish Stratus, even an unseen shot from former Diva Cherry’s ‘Summer Skin’ shoot (Cherry was released in the summer of 2008, one week before her Summer Skin shoot was to be featured)! Head on over to the gallery to have a look! It’s definitely not worth missing!

Diva Shore: #20-11


For our lengthy intro, click here.
(Click the Diva thumbnails to watch the Diva Shore moment!)

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20. Ashley threatens to end Jillian’s career then gets suspended!

ft. Jillian & Ashley Massaro

Jillian busts onto the scene at the make-up table, telling the make-up lady that there’s no point working with Ashley cos she’ll never be as hot as her and that she has no talent. Ashley insults Jillian’s singing and says she best get traded in the draft otherwise, she’s gonna end Jillian’s career. Jillian laughs and gives Ashley a the biggest bitch slap and makes a run for it. Ashley took the slap like a pro and hot wheeled it straight after the Pop Diva.

Jillian runs past Vince, while Ashley runs into him. She knocks coffee all over Mr McMahon’s suit. She can’t apologize enough but Vince isn’t buying it. He tells her she meant to do it and suspends her. He flings the dregs of his coffee over her and leaves her to sob.

Diva Shore: #40-31


For our lengthy intro, click here.
(Click the Diva thumbnails to watch the Diva Shore moment!)

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40. Extreme bitch fest

ft. Lita & Beulah

Mick Foley, Edge and Lita make their way out at One Night Stand to cut a promo. The guys talk before Lita gets on the mic. She says everyone’s pathetic like Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer, the innovator of violence silence! The Queen of Xtreme calls out Beulah, calling her a skank. Out come the oldies with the ECW Vixxen, Beulah.

Beulah kicks it off straight away by saying she’s shocked at the trash that comes out of her mouth is more disgusting than what she usually puts in it! Oopsie… She says the bottom line is “put up, or shut up.. BITCH!” Lita then slaps her in the face for good measure. Beulah pounces on Lita but the pair are pulled apart. Let them fight! ;)

Diva Shore: #100-91


For our lengthy intro, click here.
(Click the Diva thumbnails to watch the Diva Shore moment!)

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100. “Honey, looks like you have some competition.”

ft. Torrie Wilson, Melina & Candice Michelle

Melina interupted a photoshoot of WWE covergirl Torrie Wilson. She decided to bring out the Shore-er in herself, bitching out Torrie and calling her fat. Just as Torrie got on her case, Smackdown’s newest Diva Candice Michelle walks in. She shakes hands with a disgusted Melina and gives her BFF a big ol’ hug.

Insert Melina ownage here. Candice Michelle links arms with Torrie and flicks her hair into Melina’s face. The photographer then tells Melina she has competition, which is something a big air headed full-of-herself Diva does not want to hear!

The “Royal” Takeover of The Elimination Chamber

It’s once again that time to be graced with The Royals taking over another WWE PPV. You would think they learned the first time?! ;) Tonight, there is NO scheduled divas match. However, the divas and the great Vickie “Excuse Me” Guerrero can’t be fall behind.  Stay tune for this divalicious and royalized coverage.

Kelly Kelly was mentioned all over the place as Drew McIntyre is still crying that his potential bum buddy is gone. Edge tells Drew that K2 wouldn’t wanna be near him.  Bless!!

YEYYYYYYY I SEEE CHRISTIANNNNNN!!!!!!!! The peepulation is going crazy. He is spanking the naughty Alberto Del Rio who was bad to Edge.

Booker T announces that TRISH STRATUS is a trainer for Tough Enough.  She’s working on a new catchphrase.  She is ripping off The Rock and Booker T. Bless, my uncle who bums Trishy so much says she needs a sandwich.  Trish says she’s here to see  Jerry Lawler win the title. Michael Cole is PMSing since Trish has more muscles than he will ever have.

Tamina helps Kozlov and Santino to the ring for their title match against Corre members, Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel. Tamina looks ravishinggggg!

During this match, they keep mentioning Sharmell. I hope she comes and spanks Cole in the head.

Slater stalks Tamina. I hope she smacks him with a coat hanger. Gabriel & Slater are the new champs.  Marc is raging in his sleep that his daddy, Kozlov, lost!!!

EXCUSE ME interrupts Cole being a girl. Vickie Guerrero is solemn as she says excuse me. She’s very upset that Dolph is “fired”.  She wants to explain why Dolph was being a naughty third grader. He has Randy Orton Syndrome. Vickie says he’s soooo sorry. She wants us to forgive him. Bless, okay, just for you.

Teddy Long interrupts her telling to stop. She goes weird and tells him to do the right thing. He says he is a hiring mood.  She goes slap happy. He rehires Kelly Kelly. K2 chases Vickie and then stomps on her everywhere. Laycool (Flawless Duo of Michelle McCool w/ a bummed foot and Layla) attack K2.  Suddenly, Trish Stratus makes the save.  She chickkicks the blonde hair off of Michy. She then botches a Stratusphere on Layla. LMFAO. My Uncle says she’s too skinny that’s why she botched. Then Laycool got some Stratusfaction. K2 and Trish celebrate as it seems the torch was *kinda* passed to Kelly Kelly.

Josh Matthews  is trying to kill himself with a pen due to  Cole kissing the bottom of Miz.

Bless, I keep annoying my Uncle telling him that people are wearing gold and yellow for me.  Oopsy, he’s got his headphones on. Haha.

CM Punk has a grate mark on his ass. It’s bleeding. o.O LMFAO! Sorry…

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